Mr. Limpy small - sex toy by Fleshlight - review by Kinky Kitty

Have You Met Mr. Limpy?

Perfect packer pecker for the girl who wants to add a little bulge. Realistic look and feel is sure to fool anyone.
Realistic detail, warms to body temp.
Unrealistic color, testicles are flat on the back, everything sticks and stains, can't use soap.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is best for biological women who want to add a bulge. Its shape is very realistic so as long as you have it in the correct location, it looks great. If someone were to touch it through your clothes, they might not know the difference. Even with just undies it looks pretty authentic.

There is a harness you can buy to hold it in place (ideal if you wear boxers). I always wear tight undies so didn't need to purchase the harness. I'm never worried about it coming out because it kind of sticks to me if I press the flat side of the testicles against myself.

BEST PART: When I wear it at night it actually warms to my body temperature! It feels so real if I touch it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Transgendered people
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

It feels completely real, like a flaccid, squishy penis. It isn't hard in any way and can not be used for intercourse. It's great for anyone looking for a packer pecker but be warned, it shows a lot of wear-and-tear after extended use. It seams all the colors from my underwear or jeans have rubbed off and stained it. It also peels at the head of the penis. Good news is, it is so inexpensive, I'll just buy a new one soon. (I've been using it non-stop for a really long time BTW).

Design / Shape / Size

His name is Mr. Limpy Small but for a flaccid penis, I don't think it's really that small. Maybe that's all relative?

The design is very realistically detailed with wrinkles, hole and ridges.

It works great as a packer and nothing else. It looks perfect under clothes but I would be embarrassed to show it to anyone because of the yucky pink color it originally was and now because it is so stained.

The size is good except for the testicles. They are flat on the back making it lighter and a little less realistic.


For a packer, it works perfectly. It's so comfortable that I forget it's even there. Again, you can buy a harness for Mr. Limpy if you want.

Care and Maintenance

While in storage, I inadvertently left it in contact with one of my jelly toys and Mr. Limpy absorbed the color leaving his left nut red. Since then I have put him in his own zip lock bag.


Mr. Limpy came in a clear plastic bag with no instructions or anything else to waste.

Personal comments

I would love to see two changes in this toy. Number one, a more realistic variety of colors and number two, more realistic *rounded* testicles.
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  • Sir
    Great review! What exactly is the Mr. Limpy made of? And how long, approximately, have you had it, since you had stated that you've had it for a while?

    Sadly, there are not many packing penises that have fully-rounded testicles, like the Goodfella by Vixen Creations does. They all have those flat bases, like most dildos/prosthetics do.
  • Sammi
    Thanks for the review!
  • ......
    Very good review!
  • Kinky Kitty
    Sir: The material is Superskin. I've been wearing consistently for about 6 months (maybe more).

    If anyone ever finds one with rounded testies, lemme know
  • illmakeit2012
    this dildo looks so freaking real
  • Ms. Spice
    it's so realistic! thanks for the review
  • Thomas90
    Thanks for the review!
  • KimberlyFDR
    I've found the product cracks / wears easily, but as you said, it's cheap so you can just buy another.
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