Smart balls review by Fun Factory

The Smart Balls by Fun Factory are a toy that I, in my oh-so-humble opinion, believe should be in every woman’s toy box. I ordered my black-and-silver set of these wündertoys from here at EdenFantasys, after reading a whole slew of great reviews. This being my first set of any kind of vaginal balls, I was a little skeptical about how non-vibrating toys could be as stimulating as all the reviews stated. But they are, reader… oh how they are.

After unwrapping the Smart Balls upon their arrival at my boyfriend’s door, I couldn’t wait to try them out. However, I was initially a little taken aback by their size. I knew they were meant to stay inside me for extended periods of time, yet these seemed like an insertable toy that wouldn’t allow for much mobility once in use. The nicely packaged balls came with great instructions, however; not just for usage but for care and cleaning as well. And as an added bonus, the instructions were in several languages, which made me, and my vagina, feel pretty damn cosmopolitan.

I took the newly-loosed toy into the bathroom for insertion and testing. The Smart Balls came with a little package of lubricant, which helped ease my fears (and my vajay) about getting them inside. The lube was perfectly adequate to the task, and after giving the balls a thorough greasing, I started to insert them.

I went slowly, inserting one segment of the connected balls at a time; relaxing and accommodating one before sliding the other ball in. Despite how large they seemed at the outset, the Smart Balls fit quite nicely inside of me; not too long and girthy enough to create a pleasantly full sensation without feeling stretched.

The Smart Balls are weighted balls that are coated in smooth silicone, with a silicone pull-cord for ease of cleaning and hygienic use. The inner set of balls (picture a cat’s bell, with its outer casing and inner ball which, when they clang against each other, creates the tinkling sound) creates a subtle yet very noticeable percussion when the user moves, stands up, sits down, bounces, swing dances, whatever. They are great for use as Kegel exercise companions, since they give those muscles a source of resistance against which to flex and strengthen. They also just feel great, whether you’re doing Kegels or not.

I have found that the Smart Balls can be left in, very comfortably, for many hours at a time. I like to wear them while out shopping, studying, or making dinner; they create wonderful vibrating sensations silently and discretely enough for public use. They are easy to clean, and since they’re silicone, can be sanitized with a dip in some boiling water. Make sure to use a water-based lube for insertion, if you need it; a silicone lube will damage this toy.

I enthusiastically recommend the Smart Balls for their superior construction, ease of use, and absolutely incredible, yet discreet, pleasure-inducing properties.