Smartballs - vaginal balls by Fun Factory - review by Woman China

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A tight punani is a happy punani!!!!

I love walking about and thinking about my balls in my pussy. Puts a bounce in my step, then an ohh of delight. They might be a little thick for some women.
Secretly arousing, bright and colourful, FUN BALLS!!!!
Thick, at times a little painful.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Smartballs. Now every woman can have a pair of balls!!!

These are your new best friend. Why, you might ask? My answer is simple. Orgasms, baby! Orgasms!!! These are like a partial workout for your punani. Cause after all, a tight punani is a happy punani.

Smartballs are used to help strengthen your kegels, pelvic floor muscles, and the other good thing??? You know when sometimes you sneeze? You try not to think about it, but sometimes you pee a little? This helps with that too!!! Many women find as they age, that they have incontinence issues, and Smartballs help to ward off that issue as well.

Now who out there wants to work towards more intensive orgasms? Not me. I am the type of person who actually forgets to go to the gym. I am the type of person who forgets to exercise my kegels unless I have to hold off going to the bathroom. Are you like me??? But I want better orgasms. I want the earth to move when it happens. These are great for women like me who are out and about and forget to exercise my happy muscles. Toss your balls in, and voila! You are good to go! Wear them to yoga. Have an arousing secret and feel them within you as you try to remain focused on your warrior pose. Wear them to the office, and with every swivel of your chair, the inner balls move and for me I can actually feel them.

Just don't do too many stairs with these inserted. Unless you plan on orgasming as you start the seventh flight. Thank goodness China has lots of stairs!!!! And do not wear them while traveling on a plane. Word to the wise. But they are fun to wear while getting a massage!!! Very arousing.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Women
    • Women after child bearing age
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

My balls (I always get a chuckle out of saying that... my balls) are made from a material called "elastomed", which Edenfantasys rates at an 8 on their safety meter. But never fear!!! Though it does not rank higher, this material is still quite safe. Smartballs are non-porous, phthalates free, hypo-allergenic and latex free. Personally, I would say they have the feeling of hard plastic.

The part that connects my balls together is bendable, so they will move with you.

When you run your fingers over your balls, they are pretty soft. And unlike real balls, they really have no scent to them whatsoever. I have found that the string attached to my Smartballs has discolored over time.

In my personal opinion, I think every woman should have a pair of balls, be they smart ones or others. After all, the long term effects of strong muscles is always good to have. These are not the thickest thing to ever go into my vagina, but I do find that they are quite thick and I no longer work as hard keeping them in place as they rest, safe and snug without any more effort on my part. So I am searching for something similar but not as thick.
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The design is unique, in my opinion, in that it is like a golf ball on another golf ball. I liked the look of them just fine. I personally would have preferred my Smartballs to be a wee bit thinner making me work harder, but that is just me.

I wear my toys all over the place. I am a teacher so I wear them to lectures while teaching, judging competitions. I wear them to the gym, to the office, shopping, during yoga, cleaning, to the tailor's, car rides, theme parks. They are very discreet and can be worn anywhere. I have worn them traveling, in cars, trains, buses, ships and airplanes. My only word of advice? If you have to pass through a screening checkpoint, keep them in your bags til you are past it. Due to the more natural lubrication you produce, the check dogs are more interested in you and you do have to explain yourself (insert facepalm here).
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic


The thing I like most about Smartballs is how aroused I get wearing them. I don't find that it is the toy itself doing that though. I mean if I am not thinking about it, I hardly even notice that they are there. But it is the knowledge that while I must give a boring lecture, or be in a meeting where I just want to sleep, I cross my legs, and sit up straighter with a grin on my face knowing I've got a secret!!!! Wearing these while doing something physical like the gym, stairs, etc., I do feel the inner balls rolling about, and at times ever hear them.

One thing I really, really, really, really do not like about my balls is where the string meets the toy. If they are not inserted just right, I find that angled edge presses up against my labia and rubs it with every movement I make. There have been many times where my labia has been rubbed to the point of bleeding. But when you are standing on a bus for a few hours, there is nowhere you can go to alter yourself. I do have a larger labia, so it may just be me.

Care and Maintenance

I've never needed lube with these, but water-based lubes or silicone base are ok for use. When washing, use antibacterial soap and be sure to get all the grooves. Hang to dry and voila! Your work is done!!!

As I mentioned, I leave mine on a hook in my bathroom. They are discreet looking enough that my maids seem to think they are some sort of strange massage device from the West.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Smartballs come in a traditional Fun Factory style package with a window to look at the toy in a cardboard box. As with all Fun Factory item, you get a little sampling of toy fluid and an instruction pamphlet in various languages. I wouldn't recommend using the plastic window portion of the packaging as a storage container. It is plastic, and it can get yucky if not properly looked after.
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

Ohhh.... personal comments!!! How neat!!!

Personally; one of my favorite things about my balls is that if I wear them for a few days leading up to my period, I find that whatever minimal cramping I might usually get is gone.

And before I let you all go so your attention can go onto the next toy on your list to look at, just a reminder: I would say that the Smartballs turn me on approx 25%-ish, give or take a few points there on their own. And that is only while doing some sort of rigorous physical activity. The rest of the time, it is the knowledge of... tee he he!!! I've got something up my pussy and you don't!!!!

I've only given Smartballs a three out of five rating. Even though I love how they work, and I do strongly suggest to my friends and my family that every woman should have a pair of balls hidden away in her punani a few times a week, I have taken off one star for that little attachment part where the string meets the first ball. I just do not like bleeding from my labia. And they lost the second star from being just a wee bit thick. (Oh, that comment could be taken in so many various ways.)
Follow-up commentary
I've had my Smartballs for well over a year now.

I have come to the conclusion that they are too big for me. The diameter is too big. I need not work at keeping them in place, and I find that if they are not inserted then twisted a little, they will slide from me and cause more pain with that little tail rubbing against my labia.

I am looking at buying the Ami, and I am just using the most heaviest and smallest. I am not certain if I want to spend over thirty dollars for a box of three and only use one.

I would still strongly recommend Smartball-like toys to every woman.
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  • married with children
    good review, thanks.
  • wolf's lil red temptation
    Good review. I can't wait to get my own!
  • Woman China
    Thank-you Sloppy Donkey!!!

    Wolf's; yes. Yes indeedy!!! I do think every woman should get a pair of balls!!! LOL!!
  • Airen Wolf
    I have the Ami and I have to say I really like wearing them in public too. Great review, thanks!
    great review, I love the smartballs too! By the way, I LOVE your review title!
  • liilii080
    Thanks for the follow up!
  • A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
    Thanks a lot for the review! I love this color
  • Woman China
    Hello Thumper!!! I cannot take all the credit for the title!!! Got the idea from another... but thank-you!!!

    Howdy Liilii! You are very welcome!!

    NipplePeople... I am not a fan of the colour to be honest, wanted soemthing very wacky and bright. Unfortunately; where I live? Beggars cannot be choosers. It was either the blue or not at all. It was before I said how do you do? To EF.
  • toxie m
    Wonderful review. I love my Smartballs but yeah, they are a bit big. Let us know how you like the Ami if you end up getting them!
  • Woman China
    I will be getting the Ami... one of these orders!!!!
  • M121212
    That little tail sounds like it is not fun. Very uncomfortable in fact!

    Thanks for the review, and hope you can find something that works better for you.
  • Woman China
    I did eventually buy the Ami, and here is the review; Woman's Ami Review. They are not what they are cracked up to be either, and are a little large for my liking.
  • sugar&spikes
    thanks for the review!
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