Which is awesome. Unless you’re too young to know who Bernadette Peters is. Then I’m going to have to kick you for a bit while you watch Annie Get Your Gun, which would actually make one hell of a porn parody, now that I’m thinking about it.
So without further ado, Bernadette Peters’ Sex Tape:
PS. Someone just pointed out that I’ve confused Chelsea Handler with Chelsea Clinton, who does not have sex tape, but if she did it would probably be unintentionally hysterical as well.