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Ten Ways to Tell He’s Not Into You

Ten Ways to Tell He’s Not Into You
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The sad thing is that some of this has happened to me. I actually dated a guy who never introduced me as anything but a friend until we were done dating and then he introduced me as his "ex-girlfriend". Screwed on so many different levels. You have a great sense of humor!


I dated that woman! Have you been following me again? I said cut it out!


LOL!!..You know its funny you posted this article. I was actually at another Cosmo list ( 7 reasons he won't marry you ) and I almost did a post on that. I love Cosmopolitan!

Thanks for the laugh.


Awesome. Simply awesome!


LOL.. thats great!


i loved this

Fred Miller  

I use this same method, but I use Men's Health. And it's always about muscles. By the way, if a guy stops flexing for you, he's not that into you. I've been getting Men's Health free for many years. No idea why.


Your boobs look fabulous! I'm just saying........


All I see is a nice rack. Wasn't there supposed to be an article here?


Is it weird that this made me think of you? []


Okay, seriously, we all read your boobs first, then the list.

I do agree with the list, but would prefer to see more boob, Blogess. More boob. (and by that I do NOT mean ME).


LOL - hilarious.


So I have to say I hate dating rules. What makes one go from friend-dating someone- seeing someone- involved with someone- girlfriend/boyfriend. I don't understand the progression and how the titles form. Life shouldnt be so complicated, what happen to the days where a boy pushes you down in the dirt says you smell, makes you cry, then asks you to be his girlfriend. It was so much easier back then.



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