Humor-Satire: Stuff I wonder about porn stars.

Stuff I wonder about porn stars

I wonder if porn stars ever get the stomach flu and throw up and are all “Ugh, what did I eat?” and then they look closer and they’re all “Oh, right. Semen.”

I wonder if they ever bring back porn stars to do the DVD commentary over the original film.

I wonder if porn stars with eating disorders ever factor in the calories in the semen that they ingest.

I wonder how many calories are in a typical amount of semen.

I wonder if there’s such a thing as a “typical amount of semen”.

I wonder if you’re on Weight Watchers and you’re having a lot of unprotected sex if that counts as “a protein”.

I wonder why I’m wondering so much about semen.

I wonder how often someone silently farts during a serious sex scene but they just keep going because they have a job to do and they are professionals.

I wonder why paying someone to have sex on camera is not illegal but paying someone to have sex with you in private is.

I wonder if you paid someone to film a porn movie with you but then later realized that you forgot to hit “record” if that counts as illegal prostitution.

I wonder if other people wonder about this stuff too.

I wonder what’s wrong with me.