Seriously, it’s a beautifully carved and painted piano, filled with vaginas.
Why do we need this? I HAVE NO IDEA.
It seems like lately I’ve been flooded with items that should never have been made, and ideas that make me wonder what is happening to the world. And now I’m going to share them with you because that way it’s like The Ring and those things will be pulled out of my mind forever. Much like the vagina piano.
Ah. Better already.
1. I’m not reading any of these books.
2. China news confuses flesh-light for rare mushroom.
3. No. No, no, no.
4. WHY ARE THESE TWO THINGS TOGETHER?
5. “The idea is to ties our wrists together ala the “Beat It “ video and the JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but I have little faith in humanity.”
6. The Very Hungry Cockipillar is a personal favorite.
7. Lady blames accident on (possibly haunted) vibrating panties.
8. Baby seal breaks in. Sleeps on couch. (There’s nothing gross here. I just thought you’d want to clean your palate.)
9. Just avoid China altogether.
10. Number 4 is a clear favorite.
Oh my god...the Chinese reporter video was hilarious. There ARE sex shops in China but they're not easy to find because they're part of the black market.
I laughed
I must say, the "China news confuses flesh-light for rare mushroom" gave me my laugh of the day. For serious. XD
i'm sad and i think i need to call my mom.
Regarding #3, I think you need to make a trip to Pittsburgh next summer for Anthrocon. Definitely good material for this column. [http://www.anthrocon.org/]
I have read all of those books...LOL
Number 5 is well I dont understand. It's just hilarious...ROFL
OMG The review for number 4 is epic! RLS can shove it!
oh my god the fleshlight thing
i love those books!! so amazing
*Scratches head* The fleshlight thing.... DAFUQ!?!?!?!
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