Why do we need this? I HAVE NO IDEA.
It seems like lately I’ve been flooded with items that should never have been made, and ideas that make me wonder what is happening to the world. And now I’m going to share them with you because that way it’s like The Ring and those things will be pulled out of my mind forever. Much like the vagina piano.
Ah. Better already.
2. China news confuses flesh-light for rare mushroom.
3. No. No, no, no.
4. WHY ARE THESE TWO THINGS TOGETHER?
5. “The idea is to ties our wrists together ala the “Beat It “ video and the JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but I have little faith in humanity.”
6. The Very Hungry Cockipillar is a personal favorite.
7. Lady blames accident on (possibly haunted) vibrating panties.
8. Baby seal breaks in. Sleeps on couch. (There’s nothing gross here. I just thought you’d want to clean your palate.)
9. Just avoid China altogether.
10. Number 4 is a clear favorite.