Well... I did it again. I made a little twist and turned it into a sort of product review on my blog...
masturbation Blues V... the toy that broke Woman's vagina You read it right. I've written five of these masturbation mishaps. Here is a snippet...
There once was a woman who lived in the Middle Kingdom. And what made her so special you might ask?
Was that she was a sex toy addict.
Nothing special you might think, there are many sex toy addicts out there in the Blogosphere.
But what set her apart from them all, was her uncanny way of telling of her sexual misfortunes and mishaps. She’d write them down for all to read in the vain hopes of evoking some sort of sympathy… but all she seemed to receive were tears of laughter.
And this dear readers, is just another one of those many tales of a clumsy lass who lives in the Middle Kingdom….
And just why did I have to talk about myself in the third person? I have no idea. Let’s get on with the show shall we?? I don’t recall saying this very often or at all. But good Jupiter’s cock… (yes. I have been watching Spartacus can you tell???) this one is just embarrassing.
masturbation Blues V... the toy that broke Woman's vagina You read it right. I've written five of these masturbation mishaps. Here is a snippet...
There once was a woman who lived in the Middle Kingdom. And what made her so special you might ask?
Was that she was a sex toy addict.
Nothing special you might think, there are many sex toy addicts out there in the Blogosphere.
But what set her apart from them all, was her uncanny way of telling of her sexual misfortunes and mishaps. She’d write them down for all to read in the vain hopes of evoking some sort of sympathy… but all she seemed to receive were tears of laughter.
And this dear readers, is just another one of those many tales of a clumsy lass who lives in the Middle Kingdom….
And just why did I have to talk about myself in the third person? I have no idea. Let’s get on with the show shall we?? I don’t recall saying this very often or at all. But good Jupiter’s cock… (yes. I have been watching Spartacus can you tell???) this one is just embarrassing.
