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Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by Vnessa
Well, shit fire, I'm sulking lol. My cumming was HIJACKED by 'said' kids lol. I have to wait it out!!! Therefore, I am living vicariously through The Secretary right now .

I'm glad some people on here got what I was ... more
Cant lie... you had told us you were on a mission last night so I figured why should you be the only one LMAO!
02/21/2015
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by Vnessa
Well, shit fire, I'm sulking lol. My cumming was HIJACKED by 'said' kids lol. I have to wait it out!!! Therefore, I am living vicariously through The Secretary right now .

I'm glad some people on here got what I was ... more
Add the following to your arsenal. Disney movies, a Nintendo WII and snacks in combination to a children's gate and monitor. Hop into the next room and you know whats going on and they are into their snacks and games with undivided attention for at least 30-45 mins.

Trust me... I'm a pro.
02/21/2015
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Add the following to your arsenal. Disney movies, a Nintendo WII and snacks in combination to a children's gate and monitor. Hop into the next room and you know whats going on and they are into their snacks and games with undivided attention for ... more
Snowed in with kids eh? Lets see how many times we can have sex today! My best with kids home has been 5.
02/21/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Snowed in with kids eh? Lets see how many times we can have sex today! My best with kids home has been 5.
Lol! Are your initals H.H. by any chance. Founder of a one time famous Men's magazine ?
02/21/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Snowed in with kids eh? Lets see how many times we can have sex today! My best with kids home has been 5.
Lol. That would be fan-flippin-tastic if she weren't in high school lol lol lol lol

Got a kiddie gate large enough for that??? She is in full understanding of what's going on behind our locked door now (lol).

I think I'm a wee older (pouty face). I'm past being able to get away with those tricks.
02/21/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Cant lie... you had told us you were on a mission last night so I figured why should you be the only one LMAO!
Totally was. And totally got cock blocked!! Lol. Such is life with parenthood
02/21/2015
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by Vnessa
Totally was. And totally got cock blocked!! Lol. Such is life with parenthood
LOL! Sorry mine are much younger.

Good luck with tonight!
02/21/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Snowed in with kids eh? Lets see how many times we can have sex today! My best with kids home has been 5.
Shooooooooot! 5 times!! I have 5 kids and did have a reluctant ex, so count....the odds were never in my favor. Should have stumbled on these threads years ago.....
02/21/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by symbiasin
Shooooooooot! 5 times!! I have 5 kids and did have a reluctant ex, so count....the odds were never in my favor. Should have stumbled on these threads years ago.....
Hey, its never to late . I still think I'm in my prime!!!! Yuuuup, definitely in my prime . Old, young, in-between...there's a kink, a flavor, and a toy . yaaaay for that
02/21/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Ladies say what you want to say but I think you will agree.

Its easy to make a guy cum... his challenge is not cumming.

Its difficult to make a woman cum... her challenge is relaxing and getting in the right state of mind enough to ... more
TRUE THAT!!!! Unfortunately, yes, you are right. We can be a bit of a messed up mystery sometimes But it's as equally frustrating for us. Trust me on that.
02/21/2015
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Lol! Are your initals H.H. by any chance. Founder of a one time famous Men's magazine ?
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Thanks though...

You know I am one of those guys who has lots of hobby's but I think my relationship with my wife is really important and I don't do drugs, I drink moderately and she is really my drug of choice.

Unlike most men, her getting off is really what gets me off.

I kid around but truthfully I have found myself pouring pre-cum while going down on her. So pleasing her really does get me off.

I am sure you guys feel the same way!
02/22/2015
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by symbiasin
Shooooooooot! 5 times!! I have 5 kids and did have a reluctant ex, so count....the odds were never in my favor. Should have stumbled on these threads years ago.....
Sorry symbiasin!

5 kids... see here's my opinion though...

I don't know how you look or what you wear... but your a mother of 5 kids and that alone is beautiful to me.. you dig?

I respect that very much. I have a feeling I will be going for 4.
02/22/2015
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by Vnessa
TRUE THAT!!!! Unfortunately, yes, you are right. We can be a bit of a messed up mystery sometimes But it's as equally frustrating for us. Trust me on that.
A real man will take that as a challenge and take his time pleasing you. It seems like you have made out in that department.

I know its frustrating and the secretary has gotten mad at me for being upset at myself that she didnt cum.

I have just figured out the whole scheme not just what happens during sex. I know now that it takes a combination to make you ladies ready to have an orgasm. I take it as a challenge!

It sounds like your man does too now... awesome for you!!!!
02/22/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Sorry symbiasin!

5 kids... see here's my opinion though...

I don't know how you look or what you wear... but your a mother of 5 kids and that alone is beautiful to me.. you dig?

I respect that very much. I have a feeling ... more
I hope that sorry was for me missing out, It Guy!

RonLee ? You want to see somebody repressed . believe it or not it was dear old ex hubby. And it was not about some prostrate, that's a choice, he did not ever in our marriage show me his cock nor encourage me to touch. Knowing what a willing student I am in sex......well sheeeooooot!
02/22/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Btw. this has turned into THE thread!
02/22/2015
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
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Originally posted by symbiasin
I hope that sorry was for me missing out, It Guy!

RonLee ? You want to see somebody repressed . believe it or not it was dear old ex hubby. And it was not about some prostrate, that's a choice, he did not ever in our marriage show me his ... more
Didn't even show you his cock.... OMG you poor kid!
I would consider premarital sex to absolutely be a requirement even consider getting married. Not being familiar with a potential life partner's body well before the ceremony in my mind is like the "arranged marriages" where the couple, meet for the very first time at the wedding.

I'd suspect that religion may have played a part in your Ex's reluctance to be sexual. There are other potential factors as well though, if he had a small cock he may have been embarrassed about that. Conforming to society's constraints is often a terrible thing.
02/22/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Thanks though...

You know I am one of those guys who has lots of hobby's but I think my relationship with my wife is really important and I don't do drugs, I drink moderately and she is really my drug of ... more
I came to realize that you and my husband share the same 'appetite' regarding the results of all the 'pre-cum'lol. Figured that out after our Homework assignment!!! I have a feeling, it may be a rather universal hunger for men across the board . They just need to be willing to go the extra mile and challenge their control a wee bit. Fun times.
02/22/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Thanks though...

You know I am one of those guys who has lots of hobby's but I think my relationship with my wife is really important and I don't do drugs, I drink moderately and she is really my drug of ... more
? Does H.H. do drugs besides Viagra ?
02/22/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Thanks though...

You know I am one of those guys who has lots of hobby's but I think my relationship with my wife is really important and I don't do drugs, I drink moderately and she is really my drug of ... more
Oh yeah, I know what you mean.
02/22/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
Btw. this has turned into THE thread!
Everyone loves a little head lol
02/24/2015
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Quote:
Originally posted by Vnessa
I came to realize that you and my husband share the same 'appetite' regarding the results of all the 'pre-cum'lol. Figured that out after our Homework assignment!!! I have a feeling, it may be a rather universal hunger for men across ... more
See the thing is a lot of men don't know then want to challenge their control its just kind of get off and be done and those men are trapped in sexless marriages.

We have a friend of ours that is just a few years older than us that told me he has sex maybe 2/3 times a month. Poor guy. If the mood strikes us (sometimes I get to work from home) we have gone 3/4 times a day.
02/24/2015
Contributor: The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by Vnessa
Everyone loves a little head lol
Id love a lot of head LMAO!
02/24/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Id love a lot of head LMAO!
SEE, point made lol. I have a feeling, The Secretary keeps you well taken care of
02/24/2015
Contributor: Vnessa Vnessa
Quote:
Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
See the thing is a lot of men don't know then want to challenge their control its just kind of get off and be done and those men are trapped in sexless marriages.

We have a friend of ours that is just a few years older than us that told me ... more
That's just sad, but I'm sure very true. Same can be said for women. I hear so many talking about sex being a "chore" and I just don't understand that. I know everyone has their own 'love' language but sex and intimacy is definitely mine. There is no bond greater.

If my husband and I could both work from home once in a while---nothing would get done but sex lol. I would have to take full advantage!!! Lucky you
02/24/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
See the thing is a lot of men don't know then want to challenge their control its just kind of get off and be done and those men are trapped in sexless marriages.

We have a friend of ours that is just a few years older than us that told me ... more
Is the 2/3 times a month on the low end of the spectrum? I understand that several members of this site are literally having sex 4 to 5 times that often in a month at least, but, what is the national average?
02/24/2015
Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Is the 2/3 times a month on the low end of the spectrum? I understand that several members of this site are literally having sex 4 to 5 times that often in a month at least, but, what is the national average?
Depends who asked, who answered and who you believe.
02/25/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Depends who asked, who answered and who you believe.
True, very true...
02/25/2015