Funny way to ask someone to go down on you

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I don't have a suggestion of how to ask other than talking to him about your desires. However, you might get him to indirectly by buying a flavored lube and asking him to help with some "research" for a review.

Next time you are making out with you on top (and naked), why not just crawl up and straddle his face? It will be pretty clear whether he is into it or not.

Just push his head down there, men like this kind of thing! Tells him you know what you want.

maybe some night when your both naked, and he is on his back you can go down on him and just kind of invert your self so to speak. With your head between his legs, put your legs on both sides of his head. Start giveing him head and pushing your (you know) toward his fase, maybe even play with your self a litte so he can see it and watch. If that doesnt work I dont know what to tell you, it would get me going in a heart beat. The basic 69.

I suggest just moving his head down there during foreplay. I wouldn't talk first about it.

My sweetie doesn't go down on me. It isn't that I'm too shy to ask, he makes the choice not to. A few weeks after he started sleeping with the first girl he ever had sex with, he decided to venture down there. But apparently she had some hygiene issues and he came right back up. I guess it sort of turned into a phobia for him lol. I'm the 5th girl he's slept with and he's never even tried on anyone since. I've asked him about and he doesn't completely shut it down, he just says, "Maybe one day". And I ask him if he thinks I smell bad, because he'll kiss my stomach or thighs, getting close enough to tell if I stink or not. He says no. And if I do say so myself, I do a VERY thorough job in the shower keeping her clean lol. I'm trying not to pester him too much about it, and I'm glad he's at least open to the idea. I guess we'll see what happens. I know that doesn't offer you any advice lol. I would say go with the one about having a stomach ache and asking him to kiss it, then asking him to go lower and lower. Maybe run your fingers through his hair if he likes stuff like that.

My lover says it's one of his favorite things to do. I usually don't have to ask him, and he doesn't ask me to do it on him. We just kinda go with the flow of things. When one of us does actually ask, it's in the way of "I would really like it if you went down on me."

There was a line in a movie that I've always wanted to use. A woman was sitting on the back of a couch with her legs spread as a guy was about to go down on her. She said to him "Mind if I smoke while you eat?" and lit a cigarette. Hahaha!

i'll be straight up with them and tell them to eat me out. i can be kind of demanding and aggressive in bed. and your partner can't read your mind so you got bring it up somehow, right?

Just guide his head where you want, we sometimes do need directions make sure to let him know when he's hitting the spot for you.