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What was the strangest thing you put your penis into?

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Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
Hey, guys, I'm wondering what the strangest thing you ever put your penis into to get off (or try to get off).

I once had a girlfriend who convinced me to fuck a watermellon with a hole bored into the side. It was fun, but not the most entirely successful at getting me off.

So what have you tried?
03/14/2011
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03/14/2011
Contributor: slynch slynch
My ex-wife... she was strange, alright.
03/30/2011
Contributor: Joie de Cherresse Joie de Cherresse
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Originally posted by slynch
My ex-wife... she was strange, alright.
LMAO!! I'm sorry, but that just cracked me up!
03/30/2011
Contributor: Cream in the Cupcake Cream in the Cupcake
Lol, this is funny
04/01/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
Quote:
Originally posted by slynch
My ex-wife... she was strange, alright.
LMAO Hilarious!!!!
04/01/2011
Contributor: bunny love bunny love
Dude, this post is going to be awesome!

It reminds me of this Ricky Gervais bit. I love it!
04/01/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
Quote:
Originally posted by slynch
My ex-wife... she was strange, alright.
Hahaha!
04/01/2011
Contributor: hornypoet69 hornypoet69
Quote:
Originally posted by bunny love
Dude, this post is going to be awesome!



It reminds me of this Ricky Gervais bit. I love it!
Haha, I love it. (Though I thought it was really hot when he came on my back.)
04/02/2011
Contributor: lnf77 lnf77
ROFL!
04/02/2011
Contributor: slynch slynch
I'm glad you all find it funny too.

I can look back and laugh about it now. It's been more than a decade since I've been with her.
04/03/2011
Contributor: leatherlover leatherlover
Toilet paper roll. Owch!
04/03/2011