Any tips/advice for before I have sex outside?

Any tips/advice for before I have sex outside?

teeny <3 teeny <3
I'm probably going to do it in the woods this weekend. I'm not too excited about the situation and need some advice. Here's the run down:

I haven't seen my man in almost 2 weeks. We're both getting anxious and frisky. His family just invited me to spend this weekend celebrating 4th of July at the the lake house with them. Unfortunately, all the kids (including us grown up kids) have to sleep on cots in the screened in porch. I've stayed at their house before and his mother insisted we sleep in seperate rooms. I think it's silly (she knows we bone all the time), but I don't want to be disrespectful to my hosts. So we're going to try and squeeze in a late night nature walk and make up for lost time while not getting attacked by mosquitoes, spiders, bears, raccoons or hill people.

Advice or personal allegory would be greatly appreciated.
06/30/2011
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SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by teeny <3
I'm probably going to do it in the woods this weekend. I'm not too excited about the situation and need some advice. Here's the run down:

I haven't seen my man in almost 2 weeks. We're both getting anxious and frisky. His ...
bring one of those off fans and clip it to ur jeans hang ur jean s so it still keeps the bugs away bring ablanket and a flash light and have fun
06/30/2011
Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
Considering the season, location, and the fact that it's a nocturnal adventure, it would probably be in your best interest to stay off the ground. Utilize a tree to help with a standing position, front or back. A skirt could be useful in this situation too, in case you need to leave in a hurry.
06/30/2011
DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Two words:

Bug spray.
06/30/2011
Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
Two words:

Bug spray.
THIS!

And you should definitely try to stay standing. If you guys are going to be on the lake why not give skinny dipping a shot?
06/30/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
Two words:

Bug spray.
Yup! And don't buy the regular stuff. Buy the hunter/sportsman kind (most come in a dark green can). You're looking for a high content of Deet, the more the better. Just don't get it on your hands or sex parts. A small tent would come in real handy if possible.
06/30/2011
teeny <3 teeny <3
Quote:
Originally posted by Alan & Michele
Considering the season, location, and the fact that it's a nocturnal adventure, it would probably be in your best interest to stay off the ground. Utilize a tree to help with a standing position, front or back. A skirt could be useful in this ...
Ooh! The skirt trick is a great idea! I haven't done that one since highschool. Thanks for reminding me! I don't wear too many of those any more but maybe some super short athletic shorts with no panties would work just as well.
07/01/2011
indiglo indiglo
I agree, standing will probably be your best bet. Good advice on the bug spray (or even those new clip on bug repellent thingies if you don't want to use spray) and WATCH FOR POISON IVY, OAK AND SUMAC. *shudders* Bad memories there.
07/01/2011
teeny <3 teeny <3
Quote:
Originally posted by Sex'и'Violence
THIS!

And you should definitely try to stay standing. If you guys are going to be on the lake why not give skinny dipping a shot?
Great minds think alike! We've been toying with the idea of skinny dipping without actually having sex in the water. (I definitely do not want to expose my genitalia to fish poop, boat oil, algae, drunk piss and water bugs.) But I really don't think I could control myself! It's just been so long! I know the moment we see/feel eachother naked there will be no stopping us no matter where we are!
07/01/2011
teeny <3 teeny <3
Thanks for all the words of wisdom and encouragement everyone! We ended up with a couple citronella candles and beach towel on the family dock in a relatively secluded cove. The bugs surprisingly weren't an issue at all. We came together while watching fireworks over the trees! It was magic!
07/06/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
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Originally posted by SiNn
bring one of those off fans and clip it to ur jeans hang ur jean s so it still keeps the bugs away bring ablanket and a flash light and have fun
this. seriously it's so worth it
07/07/2011
Howells Howells
His mom is weird, consider doing something about her. Why won't she let you sleep together?

On topic: Well bug spray comes in handy, but you don't need to be completely naked for outdoor sex. If you find woods in the woods that are fallen and laying on the ground that can act as a table, supporting one of your legs. If you want to do it on the ground, get a liberator throe, and lay it on a clearing. Possibly put something smooth rollable under it. Like the stuff people bring to the beaches, a foam blanket or I don't know the name.
07/07/2011
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