I'm probably going to do it in the woods this weekend. I'm not too excited about the situation and need some advice. Here's the run down:

I haven't seen my man in almost 2 weeks. We're both getting anxious and frisky. His family just invited me to spend this weekend celebrating 4th of July at the the lake house with them. Unfortunately, all the kids (including us grown up kids) have to sleep on cots in the screened in porch. I've stayed at their house before and his mother insisted we sleep in seperate rooms. I think it's silly (she knows we bone all the time), but I don't want to be disrespectful to my hosts. So we're going to try and squeeze in a late night nature walk and make up for lost time while not getting attacked by mosquitoes, spiders, bears, raccoons or hill people.

Advice or personal allegory would be greatly appreciated. less

Considering the season, location, and the fact that it's a nocturnal adventure, it would probably be in your best interest to stay off the ground. Utilize a tree to help with a standing position, front or back. A skirt could be useful in this situation too, in case you need to leave in a hurry. less