Too funny. See if you can come up with some "new" terms.

Contributor: Bignuf Bignuf
Tonight, after dinner, I am sitting on the couch reading some work documents and my hubby is in the kitchen feeding the dogs. I look over at him and just get a "craving" for my guy. I blurt out (and I really don't know where the terms came from)....bring me your "Pocket Rocket" and drive it into my "Pocket Socket"!!! The truth is, we were laughing so hard after I said that, it was a good while before romance or sex was on the agenda!!!

Have you ever come up with some new sex phrase or word...out of the blue, like that? Can you now?
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Perceptive forum discussions on Funny Dildo:

Funny Porn?
Do you enjoy porn that is a little funny, and poke fun?

Looking for a link to that funny article...
I saw a pot on here awhile back about the hilarious things removed from peoples asses at the er. And I was wondering if anyone had the link for me.

Funny Kinks?
Have you ever encountered a sexual fetish/kink that you actually found funny? Like something that you find comical in nature?

These ones amuse me:

What is your most funny or embarrassing sex story?
After my ex got off work from a club he worked at, we would go catfishing. And one night, we were waiting on friends to show up and fish with us and..

Sex joke...funny or not?
Guy: Let's do 69 and get off together. Girl: How about we do a 68. Guy: What's a 68? Girl: You do me and I'll owe you one!
Contributor: js250 js250
That was a good one!! We come up with some in the heat of the moment or teasing...wish I could remember some--they were pretty good!! There were a couple that were suspect, though....