Too funny. See if you can come up with some "new" terms.

Too funny. See if you can come up with some "new" terms.

Bignuf Bignuf
Tonight, after dinner, I am sitting on the couch reading some work documents and my hubby is in the kitchen feeding the dogs. I look over at him and just get a "craving" for my guy. I blurt out (and I really don't know where the terms came from)....bring me your "Pocket Rocket" and drive it into my "Pocket Socket"!!! The truth is, we were laughing so hard after I said that, it was a good while before romance or sex was on the agenda!!!

Have you ever come up with some new sex phrase or word...out of the blue, like that? Can you now?
06/19/2013
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GingerAnn GingerAnn
Perceptive forum discussions on Funny Dildo:

Funny Porn?
Do you enjoy porn that is a little funny, and poke fun?

Looking for a link to that funny article...
I saw a pot on here awhile back about the hilarious things removed from peoples asses at the er. And I was wondering if anyone had the link for me.

Funny Kinks?
Have you ever encountered a sexual fetish/kink that you actually found funny? Like something that you find comical in nature?

These ones amuse me:

What is your most funny or embarrassing sex story?
After my ex got off work from a club he worked at, we would go catfishing. And one night, we were waiting on friends to show up and fish with us and..

Sex joke...funny or not?
Guy: Let's do 69 and get off together. Girl: How about we do a 68. Guy: What's a 68? Girl: You do me and I'll owe you one!
06/19/2013
js250 js250
That was a good one!! We come up with some in the heat of the moment or teasing...wish I could remember some--they were pretty good!! There were a couple that were suspect, though....
06/21/2013
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