Your favorite funny words for sex and sex parts?

Your favorite funny words for sex and sex parts?

Eucaly Eucaly
For example:

Boink

Whoopie

Cooter

Carpet Munching

and so on...
06/15/2011
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Chilipepper Chilipepper
"Hoppi-hoppa" - from the original script of Fifth Element, when Korbin asked Leeloo what the Universal Language word for 'sex' was while they were on the galactic airline. The scene dragged so I understand why it was cut, but I thought 'hoppi-hoppa' was pretty cute.
06/15/2011
ss143 ss143
The horizontal mambo for sex I always crack up or get people to crack up when I hear/say that. I heard cooter for the first time a few weeks ago and just shook my head lol
06/15/2011
Cedarlooman Cedarlooman
I always chuckle over weiner, even before the politician.

And cunny sometimes make me chuckle. Pussy pronounced with a fake French accent "pooh-say" )

Matress-dancin'
06/15/2011
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Oh, almost forgot one that I picked up from a Heinlein novel:

"Trip him and beat him to the rug."
06/15/2011
daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by Eucaly
For example:

Boink

Whoopie

Cooter

Carpet Munching

and so on...
Coonterbox, Miss Poussez, Piddling the diddle.
06/15/2011
Nice to Eat you Nice to Eat you
Quote:
Originally posted by Eucaly
For example:

Boink

Whoopie

Cooter

Carpet Munching

and so on...
I think wang is funny as shit
11/28/2012
kiatsuri kiatsuri
Sounds really dirty but "smashing pissers".
11/30/2012
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