Run for your lives! Protect your orifices! Call up King Kong and see if maybe he's up to the challenge!
Seriously, though...
Congrats, Mr Willy! And a huge thank you to the rest of the participants. This is one of our favorite things to do every year and you made it yet another big success. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Let's all give Mr Willy a big round of applause and get those thinking caps on for next year, eh?
Way to go, Mr. Willy — congratulations. Truly awesome — both your review and the toy! Too bad it doesn't actually exist. I know a few people who totally deserve this!
Thank you everyone!!! I didn't feel like I would win when I wrote it but I thought what the hell, I'll give it a shot. I'm glad someone encouraged me to try! ;-)
Another year, another bunch of hilarious mock reviews, another April Fool's RumbleThe voting was fierce, but only one of you get to lay claim to the winning review... and a year of infamy for having written it!Are you on the edge of your seats
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Another year, another bunch of hilarious mock reviews, another April Fool's RumbleThe voting was fierce, but only one of you get to lay claim to the winning review... and a year of infamy for having written it!Are you on the edge of your seats yet? Here goes! *sound the trumpets*The winner is... Mr Willy with his review of the anal monstrosity, The Triple Ripple Destoryer!Run for your lives! Protect your orifices! Call up King Kong and see if maybe he's up to the challenge!Seriously, though...Congrats, Mr Willy! And a huge thank you to the rest of the participants. This is one of our favorite things to do every year and you made it yet another big success. Thank you, thank you, thank you!Let's all give Mr Willy a big round of applause and get those thinking caps on for next year, eh?
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LOL Great Job Mr. Willy! I am so terrified of that dildo that I am gonna go shiver in the corner for a bit if that's ok...
