Mother's Day Contest: Greatest Prize Ever!

Mother's Day Contest: Greatest Prize Ever!

Stellar Stellar
Our lovely mommies of EdenFantasys community!

We celebrate your courage and care. Even considering the fact that our site is not about children, they are an act of love just like anything else we discuss and enjoy here.

It's wonderful that we have mommies on EF, and to praise them and their fondness of their own sexuality, I call a contest!

You have a chance to win a wonderful prize each of you deserve. The winner or this small competition will get a Womanizer - the best gift for a woman ever!

Please, spare a minute from your busy-mommy-schedule and share in the comments a funny story (a bit awkward one could work, too) about how kids affected your sex life, or, if that happened, how you sneak your toys around the house/hide them from kids/explain them to kids.

I'm sure we could get dozens of hilarious stories! Please note - although sex & sex toys topics are not meant to include children, parents who enjoy their sex lives often encounter such situations, and it's only natural to make it a joke.

The cutest/funniest story will be nominated by our community in the comments, as well, and the winner will be named on 8th of May. C'mon, strive for a womanizer, because you are surely worth it!
04/26/2016
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Peg Peg
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Originally posted by Stellar
Our lovely mommies of EdenFantasys community!

We celebrate your courage and care. Even considering the fact that our site is not about children, they are an act of love just like anything else we discuss and enjoy here.

It's ...
We have an extremely observant child who notices the smallest details that others pay no mind too. When trying to figure out how to install a swing in the bedroom we knew we could not have an eye bolt in the ceiling without 20 questions. So we got an old smoke detector, hollowed it out and placed it over the eyebolt, when we break out the swing we just pop the cover off and attach the swing. Sure enough a couple days went by and here comes the question, why is that smoke detector there, it's new. Sometimes the simplest answer is the best, we can never be to safe. No more questions after that answer
04/26/2016
DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
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Originally posted by Peg
We have an extremely observant child who notices the smallest details that others pay no mind too. When trying to figure out how to install a swing in the bedroom we knew we could not have an eye bolt in the ceiling without 20 questions. So we got an ...
Wow, how sneaky! You could sell that invention! I know there are fake wall sockets to hide small items.
04/26/2016
BlackOrchid BlackOrchid
Since I thankfully don't have any embarrassing stories to share about my beautiful little girl finding my stash, I will instead share how becoming a mother has improved, yes, improved.. my sex life.

Every woman, I'm sure has looked at a "flaw" on her body. A wrinkle, a pooch, a flab, cellulite, whatever general problem area and been self conscious about it. Maybe something embarrassing like your period coming unexpectedly or passing gas during sex. After giving birth, none of that mattered to me anymore. It probably sounds cliché, but I simply realized that my body was capable of a bigger purpose. I'm simply able to be more comfortable in my own skin. I never pull up the covers to hide my body, I don't insist that the lights are off or try to put myself in an awkward sexual position so my partner can't see my stomach.

After someone/multiple people have witnessed a live human emerge from your body into the world, and witness the awe of what happens when your boobs are lactacting, the little things just don't matter to me anymore.

I have friends that after having kids think they need breasts implants to "fix" their breasts after breastfeeding or won't wear a bikini again now because they have a few stretch marks and it breaks my heart.

I hope this Mother's Day all the moms out there feel loved, and can love themselves as well!
04/27/2016
cheekyx cheekyx
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Originally posted by BlackOrchid
Since I thankfully don't have any embarrassing stories to share about my beautiful little girl finding my stash, I will instead share how becoming a mother has improved, yes, improved.. my sex life.

Every woman, I'm sure has looked at ...
Thanks for posting this! I completely agree. I have always been very self-conscious about my weight, and it has NEVER been easy for me to lose weight. I was finally at my goal weight and then I got pregnant and gained 50lbs! Needless to say, immediately after having my son I was not happy with what my body looked like. Almost two years later and it doesn't matter to me anymore. I work out to be healthy not to obsess over being thin anymore (and honestly that mindset has helped me lose weight because I'm not as stressed out about constantly obsessing over how I look). I can look in the mirror now and honestly say that I love my body, flaws and all. I'm proud that I grew a human for 9 months!

Happy early Mother's Day mommas!
04/28/2016
BlackOrchid BlackOrchid
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Originally posted by cheekyx
Thanks for posting this! I completely agree. I have always been very self-conscious about my weight, and it has NEVER been easy for me to lose weight. I was finally at my goal weight and then I got pregnant and gained 50lbs! Needless to say, ...
Congratulations! I'm glad you were able to make peace with your body as well.
04/28/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Peg
We have an extremely observant child who notices the smallest details that others pay no mind too. When trying to figure out how to install a swing in the bedroom we knew we could not have an eye bolt in the ceiling without 20 questions. So we got an ...
clever my friend, very clever
04/28/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by cheekyx
Thanks for posting this! I completely agree. I have always been very self-conscious about my weight, and it has NEVER been easy for me to lose weight. I was finally at my goal weight and then I got pregnant and gained 50lbs! Needless to say, ...
Congrats on being a mommy !
04/28/2016
Peg Peg
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
clever my friend, very clever
Cheers to you and thanks.
04/28/2016
Peg Peg
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Originally posted by DancerKittyKat
Wow, how sneaky! You could sell that invention! I know there are fake wall sockets to hide small items.
Don't know about selling them as an invention...Have seen the fake wall sockets...
04/28/2016
Escada96 Escada96
I have a little vibe that looks like a cute little pink mouse.. It was useless as a vibe to me because I prefer a bit more power.

One day I was bored so I put it on the floor of the kitchen and my ragdoll cat Milo decided to come over and check it out.. right as he went to paw it, I switched it on (it has a cord and remote). Milo nearly hit the ceiling, my 6 year old son was in the room and found this hillarious.

I put it in the cat toy basket and thought nothing more about it until a couple months later when some friends were over and my son thought it would be fun to show our guests milos toy. Needless to say I was a bit mortified. Luckily for me they found it funny.
04/29/2016
Spinngheadnd Spinngheadnd
A funny story we still tease our 21 year old about. We lived in a small house trailer and was having a party with wall to wall people. Our daughter who was 2 year-old at the time came out of our bedroom chewing on something. I asked her what she had in her mouth. She smiled and replied bible gum mommy ! Knowing full well there was no bubble gum in the house especially in our room I told her to spit it out. Like a typical 2 year old she yells no so I look in her mouth. It was a condom still in its wrapper. Apparently she had figured out mom and dad's hiding place. She's throwing a fit yelling no *her name* bubble gum. Mom meany. Guests started to stare. Husband comes over and tells me just to give her the bubble gum. I whisper but it's not bubble gum it's one of our rain coats. At first he gives me a puzzled look then starts laughing his butt off. I tell him not funny. She was still crying and asking for her bubble gum back at this point. Also by now I have a bunch of people telling me to just give the poor girl some bubble gum. Embarrased I finally tell a houseful of guest exactly what "bubble gum" she found and wanted back. Omg. Took a while for people to stop laghing about it. When our daughter got older and more serious about boys I always embarrassed her by asking her if she remembered to pick up some bubble gum. Lol
04/30/2016
9ers girl 9ers girl
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Originally posted by Stellar
Our lovely mommies of EdenFantasys community!

We celebrate your courage and care. Even considering the fact that our site is not about children, they are an act of love just like anything else we discuss and enjoy here.

It's ...
To all the parents of young ones, it gets better! Sure we had are day of dont wake the kids,knocks on the door or just to tierd, even the awkward moments. But now are kids are grown two are out of the house and
Two much older teens left, we are finding more time for sex more time to explore are all new likes and dislikes, my two no that date night is sex night. And will lock themself in room radio's on by the time we get home. Last night we came home early and they were still up we dropped hints and no one moved, so we started making out on the couch just like we have walked in on them trying to do, my kids said get a room and gross but went to their rooms for the night, we laughed as we poped open are beers and settled in for a night of video games on the big TV without the kids buggin us. They would be mad if they only new.
We are having more fun. Now that kids are older enjoy more time to get to know each other and the new us a lot has changed in twenty years
05/01/2016
mamatrish03 mamatrish03
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Originally posted by Stellar
Our lovely mommies of EdenFantasys community!

We celebrate your courage and care. Even considering the fact that our site is not about children, they are an act of love just like anything else we discuss and enjoy here.

It's ...
So I try to hide my toys but I apparently didn't have them hid well enough one night. I am a single mom of 2 sharing a house with my mother as my boyfriend is an over the road driver. I had been out one night and came home to find out that my 5 year old son had taken my mom to my room to lay down and watch a movie with him. At one point he had gotten into a storage container I had some toys in and while waiving it in the air says "grandma look, mommy has a big penis." I was mortified momentarily. But laugh about it now just a couple short months later.
05/05/2016
JANEMBA1982 JANEMBA1982
With four kids, there is always more than  one story that can be told, however I will share one.  Like all mothers who own toys, I have a special box that use to store my toys which is stored fairly high in my closet, except one that I keep close in case of an emergency . This particular day I was moving furniture around in my bedroom and my then six year old daughter wanted to help so of course, I said yes but only do what I say. Well when I an moving my mattress, she says wait mommy there is something that fell.....so I say ok well pick it up and put it on the dresser, which of course she doesn't do. After I stood and secured the mattress on the wall, I hear a vibration and try to figure out what it is.....well, my daughter was in my bathroom with my clitoral stimulator wand and brushing her teeth with it! She says "Mommy, this is a weird toothbrush, it is like our toothbrushes with batteries but there is no brush on it....and why was it under your bed? You are 'possed to brush in the bathroom."

I totally forgot to check under the mattress being that I was moving everything alone initially. Luckily it was sanitized! I will tell her the story when she is an adult lolol
05/06/2016
Peg Peg
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Originally posted by Peg
We have an extremely observant child who notices the smallest details that others pay no mind too. When trying to figure out how to install a swing in the bedroom we knew we could not have an eye bolt in the ceiling without 20 questions. So we got an ...
Here are some pics of what it looks like

Detector

Eye Bolt
05/07/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I think I have a tale that you all may enjoy, I’m no mommy (or daddy yet… that I know of), but I have a story from quite a few years ago when I met a couple that were just getting back into the swing of things after having their first child.

I cannot begin to explain how awkward it felt having a child (baby) in the next room while I was making sweet sweet love to mommy. Every half hour things would have to stop so she could check on the kid and just when things were getting good the kid would begin crying and things would come to a screeching stop once more.

There were some perks, her breast milk had a nice taste and her breasts were very hefty.

But the most awkward part was late into the evening when everyone was just wanting to reach that final orgasm and finish things off.

The kid wouldn’t stop making a ruckus no matter we did so here was dad sitting in the corner with the kid while I was having my way with mum.

This was the first time I was ever with a person/people with kids. It became easier the next time but this first time was really damn awkward.
05/07/2016
mystearica mystearica
I had a toy of mine hidden when my son was younger he got it out and took it in to my mother and showed her and she didn't know what it is so I had to explain to her, lol, kinda embarrassing for her. I was speechless and just told him it was a toy of mine, not for children to never touch it again.
05/08/2016
Lena Eden Lena Eden
Happy Mother's Day, my lovely community!

Well, guys, your stories are really hilarious!
I think we've all got a lot of fun together here

And today I have to name the winner of this contest.
Honestly it was a very difficult choice, as there is definitely more than one story I'll be happy to nominate the best one.

But today I'd like to give the first place to JANEMBA1982, as her story is absolutely amazing!!

JANEMBA1982 receives the fabulous Womanizer!

Thank you all, guys and be ready for the new contest I'm gonna start quite soon!
05/08/2016
Peg Peg
Congratulations to the winner!
05/09/2016
JANEMBA1982 JANEMBA1982
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Originally posted by Lena Eden
Happy Mother's Day, my lovely community!

Well, guys, your stories are really hilarious!
I think we've all got a lot of fun together here

And today I have to name the winner of this contest.
Honestly it was a very ...
Wow! Thanks so much. I was glad to share my story, but didn't think I would be the winner! I cannot wait to try my gift and write a review..and store it away from. The kids
05/10/2016
JANEMBA1982 JANEMBA1982
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Originally posted by Peg
Congratulations to the winner!
Thank you!
05/10/2016
hoser69 hoser69
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Originally posted by JANEMBA1982
Thank you!
Congratulations....(bl iss)
05/10/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Congrats.
05/11/2016
unfulfilled unfulfilled
Congrats, the womanizer looks like a very fun to to try out.
05/11/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by JANEMBA1982
Wow! Thanks so much. I was glad to share my story, but didn't think I would be the winner! I cannot wait to try my gift and write a review..and store it away from. The kids
Great, I think we would all love to see a review on this.
05/11/2016
Stellar Stellar
Muahaha, just as I expected - some amazing stories out here!
I never doubted you, guys
Cheerful congratulations to the winner - you surely deserve it!
And I double OH's post - whowhaoa for a review
05/17/2016
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