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Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
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I just recalled an instance where a friend of mine was singing along to Aerosmith's "Do the Naked Lady". It sent me into hysterics at the time. Have you ever heard any gems of this nature or misheard any yourself?
03/31/2013
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Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Happens all the time and yet, sitting here thinking about it, I can't come up with any!
03/31/2013
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
HAHA! That's one I've never heard. Up until last week, I didn't realize that the line in Chop Suey by System of a Down was "Why'd you leave the keys upon the table" I always heard "Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table"
03/31/2013
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
I do this a lot. One of my good ones is for Zoot Suit Riot. The lyric is actually "Who's that whispering in the tree? It's two sailors and they're on leave", but I always hear the last part as "It's two satyrs and they're horny".

I also like singing "M&M's fuck" by the Who ("Eminence Front")
03/31/2013
Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
"Blinded by the light",,....wraped up like a Douche.... (is really Douce)
03/31/2013
Contributor: jennifur77 jennifur77
"She thinks my tractor's sixty" (as heard by a young relative of mine"
03/31/2013
Contributor: Virgingasms Virgingasms
Too many to count, but I often mishear Fall Out Boy lyrics. I love Patrick Stumps voice, but he can be hard to understand!
04/01/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Trysexual
"Blinded by the light",,....wraped up like a Douche.... (is really Douce)
Yes, that's what I hear, too!

My sister was driving her young son in the car & they were listening to a Lady Gaga song where she sings about some guy having PMS. Her son says,"Oh, Mommy, that's BAD". Not knowing what he might have heard at school, she asks what he meant by that & he says, "She said he made a peeing mess!"

If I remember any other funny ones the kids got wrong, I'll come back & post them.
04/01/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by surreptitious
I just recalled an instance where a friend of mine was singing along to Aerosmith's "Do the Naked Lady". It sent me into hysterics at the time. Have you ever heard any gems of this nature or misheard any yourself? ... more
hahah yes..ill never forget when i was little hearing the song 'addicted to love' i would always sing ' a dit dit to love'
04/01/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by Trysexual
"Blinded by the light",,....wraped up like a Douche.... (is really Douce)
hahahahha
04/01/2013
Contributor: surreptitious surreptitious
(Review Program Mentor)
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Originally posted by jennifur77
"She thinks my tractor's sixty" (as heard by a young relative of mine"
That is priceless.
04/01/2013
Contributor: wwwww wwwww
Whenever I listened to Nightwish's "The Wishmaster" I always heard "apprentice" as "a wren dish" . XD
04/01/2013