"Guess the Sex Toy" Contest

Contributor: Mr. E Mr. E
Quote:
Originally posted by sexfairy
I am smooth and polished as to offer the reflection of what surrounds me, yet I am massive and heavy like stone.
I am sometimes happy and shaped as a smiley, at other times you could think I am a sourpuss.

I am the queen of contrasts as ... more
The Njoy Pure Wand. An awesome toy!
07/04/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
Four nipples? Hmmm . . . I'm stumped although it reminds of one of my own favorite reviews: This Little Piggy Played with My Wee-Wee All the Way Home! Poor Ms. Piglet has, alas, been discontinued. Also, she didn't have any nipples but if she ... more
You've got good aim, I have to admit,
Two comments are correct, but one is off just a bit.
All details I have given, now and before,
Should leave none to be misgiven anymore.
For the item I do rhyme,
Is one of course one of a kind.
07/05/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by DancerKittyKat
Yes, nipple clamps are correct!!
Dammit lol. They crossed my mind. The last line threw me but it makes sense now.
07/05/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by mica123
My feel is real
And here is my deal
I'm not very firm
But I will make you squirm
My length is 7 and 5 tenths
No balls have I
But that's not all
You may not buy me at all
If I say much more
You might find me a ... more
Blush UR3 dong
07/05/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by WillowRain
I'm something you wear
I'm extremely erotic
Your partner can go down on you
You won't be able to resist
I feel soft but hard
I can be tight or loose
You can use me in many ways and many positions
Many use me to have ... more
A strap-on harness. Unsure which specific.
07/05/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Heartthrob
Aw the impossible sexual experience. I mean, let's face it, sex is great but adding a little spice to the job makes it even better. Which toy am I about to describe you ask? You are just going to have to take a guess. It wraps itself around my ... more
Oh you had me quite stumped! An impossible experience.

Oral while thrusting, vibrating the penis. [another rhyme]

A vibrating cock ring with some sort of tongue attached = tongue vibrating cock ring.
07/05/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by sexfairy
I am smooth and polished as to offer the reflection of what surrounds me, yet I am massive and heavy like stone.
I am sometimes happy and shaped as a smiley, at other times you could think I am a sourpuss.

I am the queen of contrasts as ... more
ha ha ha.

This is a riddle for someone who knows their toys.

Not glass but metal. njoy pure wand is curved.

pink and black. It's the case it comes in. pink satin inside and black box outside.

Got to be the njoy pure wand.
07/05/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
WillowRain, is it a cock ring?

Heartthrob, sounds like a super exciting fleshlight

wrecklesswords, are we talking about one of the Womanizers here??

sexfairy, probably, it's a glass dildo.. But I'm confused with "My ... more
"My hiding corner is pitch black on the outside, yet silky pink on the inside."

njoy pure wand.


njoy
07/05/2017
Contributor: Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
"My hiding corner is pitch black on the outside, yet silky pink on the inside."

njoy pure wand.


Awww, you're a great connoisseur of sex toys
07/05/2017
Contributor: Equal Tongue Action Equal Tongue Action
Guess the toy.....


You could attach a clasp and wear it as a bracelet. What is it???
07/05/2017
Contributor: sexfairy sexfairy
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
WillowRain, is it a cock ring?

Heartthrob, sounds like a super exciting fleshlight

wrecklesswords, are we talking about one of the Womanizers here??

sexfairy, probably, it's a glass dildo.. But I'm confused with "My ... more
Not a glass dildo. Another guess?
07/06/2017
Contributor: sexfairy sexfairy
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. E
The Njoy Pure Wand. An awesome toy!
Yes!!!! You guessed right
07/07/2017
Contributor: sexfairy sexfairy
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
ha ha ha.

This is a riddle for someone who knows their toys.

Not glass but metal. njoy pure wand is curved.

pink and black. It's the case it comes in. pink satin inside and black box outside.

Got to be the njoy pure wand.
Bravo! You guessed right!
07/07/2017
Contributor: sexfairy sexfairy
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
"My hiding corner is pitch black on the outside, yet silky pink on the inside."

njoy pure wand.


Loving it! Thanks for that
07/07/2017
Contributor: sexfairy sexfairy
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
Let’s have fun and play a game! Describe a toy without naming it and let the community guess what the toy is. The more "poetic" you are - the better! The best description (that can be funny, difficult to guess, interesting and ... more
So what is the closing date for this contest? Any winner yet?
07/11/2017
Contributor: Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by sexfairy
So what is the closing date for this contest? Any winner yet?
I'm going to announce the winners on July, 31, right before the Anal Sex months starts

Be ready for new contests!
07/24/2017
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Try this one...

Roses are red, my skin is quite blue.
I come with three holes, four nipples and lube.
If you cum seeking, an out of this world experience.
I'm not just some pipedream, looking for penis.
That;s a good one, Toy Guy! I'm thinking......
07/25/2017
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Quote:
Originally posted by WillowRain
I'm something you wear
I'm extremely erotic
Your partner can go down on you
You won't be able to resist
I feel soft but hard
I can be tight or loose
You can use me in many ways and many positions
Many use me to have ... more
This fits the first part . a g-string with a handy big hole in front.
07/25/2017
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Quote:
Originally posted by wrecklesswords
I'm whisper quiet
But my breath is strong
You'll find yourself squirming before long.
Unique and unexpected,
I'll blow your house down
Over and over
By your hand
Or another's
Either a womanizer or a Flirt
07/25/2017
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
A funny looking toy

Effective am I

It say only 2 uses. but

Me , I got 6.

Powerful. purple, bendy and more.

What am i?
07/25/2017
Contributor: Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
A funny looking toy

Effective am I

It say only 2 uses. but

Me , I got 6.

Powerful. purple, bendy and more.

What am i?
A wand??
07/26/2017
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
A wand??
no....sorry lol
07/26/2017
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Quote:
Originally posted by symbiasin
no....sorry lol
I'm going to edit mine some.

"A funny looking toy

Effective am I

It say only 2 uses. but

Me , I got 6.

Powerful. blue-ish -purple, bendy and more.

I cover mountains while getting downtown too.

What am i?"
07/27/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Lol. No one got mine.
07/31/2017
Contributor: MariahMorena7000 MariahMorena7000
Quote:
Originally posted by DancerKittyKat
You keep me hanging, but that is okay.
I have to admit, I like it that way.
You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too.
Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!

Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear.
Sorry, not ... more
bondage ropes?
07/31/2017
Contributor: Lena Eden Lena Eden
"Roses are red, my skin is quite blue.
I come with three holes, four nipples and lube.
If you cum seeking, an out of this world experience.
I'm not just some pipedream, looking for penis."


TheToyGuy, congratulations!The $30 gift card will be sent to you shortly. You've guessed what most of the toys were, and, even more importantly, you're the one who came up with a riddle about an 'alien toy' that nobody could guess.

Please stop killing us with the suspense - show us the toy you meant??
08/01/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
"Roses are red, my skin is quite blue.
I come with three holes, four nipples and lube.
If you cum seeking, an out of this world experience.
I'm not just some pipedream, looking for penis."

TheToyGuy, ... more
It was the "Area 51 Alien Sex Doll" made by Pipedream


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Riddle Explained:

Roses are red, my skin is quite blue. [Has purple/blue skin.]
I come with three holes, four nipples and lube. [Has mouth, vagina and anal holes; has three breasts with nipples and one nipple to blow up; the doll comes with free lube.]
If you cum seeking, an out of this world experience. [it's an alien toy you cum in.]
I'm not just some pipedream, looking for penis [made by Pipedream and is a sex doll.]

Hope it all makes sense now.
08/11/2017
Contributor: Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
It was the "Area 51 Alien Sex Doll" made by Pipedream






Riddle Explained:

Roses are red, my skin is quite blue. [Has purple/blue skin.]
I come with three holes, four nipples and lube. [Has mouth, vagina ... more
Oh, my gosh!

Was it ever possible to guess?
08/11/2017
Contributor: TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
Oh, my gosh!

Was it ever possible to guess?
I actually asked the riddle of a few people before I posted and they got it after two tries.
08/13/2017