"Guess the Sex Toy" Contest

"Guess the Sex Toy" Contest

Lena Eden Lena Eden
Let’s have fun and play a game!

Describe a toy without naming it and let the community guess what the toy is. The more "poetic" you are - the better!



The best description (that can be funny, difficult to guess, interesting and unexpectable) will win a $30 gift card.
Jun 20, 6:57 am
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OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Oh Mann,
I'm thinking I'm thinking
Jun 20, 1:28 pm
MrClark MrClark
Hmm... how to describe a toy in a haiku.
Jun 20, 11:15 pm
MrClark MrClark
Now question are we describing a class of toys or a specific make, model, etc?

As that can make it either harder or easier for us to describe. Like describing a rabbit toy is one thing, but describing a specific make/model of rabbit is another.
Jun 20, 11:17 pm
Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by MrClark
Hmm... how to describe a toy in a haiku.
Wow, that would be great!
Jun 21, 9:00 am
Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by MrClark
Now question are we describing a class of toys or a specific make, model, etc?

As that can make it either harder or easier for us to describe. Like describing a rabbit toy is one thing, but describing a specific make/model of rabbit is another.
Let's start with a class of toys for now. Although it may be easier for the person guessing, it will probably be a bigger challenge for the one who is writing the description (as it should be as little evident as possible) .
Jun 21, 9:32 am
squid1two squid1two
You don't think about me unless I'm doing my job.
You keep going, but I say that's alright.
My mantra is a Daft Punk song.
Every one of us is unique and you are Cinderella with the perfect fit.
You want to relief, but I am in control.
Jun 23, 9:45 pm
Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by squid1two
You don't think about me unless I'm doing my job.
You keep going, but I say that's alright.
My mantra is a Daft Punk song.
Every one of us is unique and you are Cinderella with the perfect fit.
You want to relief, but I am in control.
Yoohoo I think I know what's that!
The Cinderella with the perfect fit -

C'mon guys, any other descriptions out there?
Jun 26, 3:53 am
DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
You keep me hanging, but that is okay.
I have to admit, I like it that way.
You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too.
Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!

Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear.
Sorry, not sorry, it can be quite severe.
What did I hear? You gave me some lip?
For bratty subs, I tighten my grip.

I hike in the bedroom, up mountains with peaks -
Not snow-covered ones, but rosy, like cheeks!
In a dark room, when you block out all light,
I promise you this, I’ll give you a fright!
Jun 26, 9:55 pm
B8trDude B8trDude
Hmmm . . . did someone suggest a Haiku? Here's one


Inviting dick hole
Insert, exciting texture
Then huge explosion!
Jun 27, 6:13 pm
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by DancerKittyKat
You keep me hanging, but that is okay.
I have to admit, I like it that way.
You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too.
Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!

Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear.
Sorry, not ...
Ohh this is so well done.

It can be read so many ways but I think it is in reference to a ball gag.

My second guesses would be velcro ties or a glow in the dark whip/flogger.
Jun 28, 9:18 am
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by squid1two
You don't think about me unless I'm doing my job.
You keep going, but I say that's alright.
My mantra is a Daft Punk song.
Every one of us is unique and you are Cinderella with the perfect fit.
You want to relief, but I am in control.
Butt plug. Got to be a glass(?) butt plug.
Jun 28, 9:23 am
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
Hmmm . . . did someone suggest a Haiku? Here's one


Inviting dick hole
Insert, exciting texture
Then huge explosion!
Fleshlight?
Jun 28, 9:23 am
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Try this one...

Roses are red, my skin is quite blue.
I come with three holes, four nipples and lube.
If you cum seeking, an out of this world experience.
I'm not just some pipedream, looking for penis.
Jun 28, 9:25 am
DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Ohh this is so well done.

It can be read so many ways but I think it is in reference to a ball gag.

My second guesses would be velcro ties or a glow in the dark whip/flogger.
Thank you! Not a ball gag or whip/flogger, but it's definitely a fetish toy.
Jun 28, 9:37 pm
Daddy'sSexKitten Daddy'sSexKitten
Quote:
Originally posted by DancerKittyKat
You keep me hanging, but that is okay.
I have to admit, I like it that way.
You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too.
Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!

Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear.
Sorry, not ...
Ahhh! Nipple clamps keep coming to mind of not that some sort of restraint like a belt or collar?
Jun 29, 7:31 am
Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by DancerKittyKat
You keep me hanging, but that is okay.
I have to admit, I like it that way.
You weigh me down, and I’ll drag you down too.
Attempt a brush-off, I’ll hold on like glue!

Been known to bite flesh, but not out of fear.
Sorry, not ...
Hmmm.. Are you talking about the Silicone Nipple Ties Set??
Jun 29, 11:50 am
Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
Hmmm . . . did someone suggest a Haiku? Here's one


Inviting dick hole
Insert, exciting texture
Then huge explosion!
Exciting texture?.. Wondering, which one has made you so excited?? According to the reviews, I can presuppose that it's either the Scout or the Massager Attachment for men
Jun 29, 11:54 am
DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
Quote:
Originally posted by Daddy'sSexKitten
Ahhh! Nipple clamps keep coming to mind of not that some sort of restraint like a belt or collar?
Yes, nipple clamps are correct!!
Jun 29, 11:50 pm
B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Fleshlight?
Yup (or masturbators in general)!
Jun 30, 1:38 am
B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
Exciting texture?.. Wondering, which one has made you so excited?? According to the reviews, I can presuppose that it's either the Scout or the Massager Attachment for men ...
Good guess! I'm sure either would get me excited Of course, it doesn't take much to do that! LOL!!! The Scout looks particularly fun - I should give it a try sometime!
Jun 30, 1:42 am
B8trDude B8trDude
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Try this one...

Roses are red, my skin is quite blue.
I come with three holes, four nipples and lube.
If you cum seeking, an out of this world experience.
I'm not just some pipedream, looking for penis.
Four nipples? Hmmm . . . I'm stumped although it reminds of one of my own favorite reviews: This Little Piggy Played with My Wee-Wee All the Way Home! Poor Ms. Piglet has, alas, been discontinued. Also, she didn't have any nipples but if she did, there would have been more than four!

However, a blowup sex doll may have three holes (anus, mouth, and vagina) and four nipples (two "human-like" nipples and two nipples to blow air in to inflate the doll): Love doll. The blue skin part suggests it's an alien love doll.
Jun 30, 1:56 am
mica123 mica123
My feel is real
And here is my deal
I'm not very firm
But I will make you squirm
My length is 7 and 5 tenths
No balls have I
But that's not all
You may not buy me at all
If I say much more
You might find me a bore
Just look for me
And then you'll see
Jun 30, 12:20 pm
WillowRain WillowRain
I'm something you wear
I'm extremely erotic
Your partner can go down on you
You won't be able to resist
I feel soft but hard
I can be tight or loose
You can use me in many ways and many positions
Many use me to have control and power
You'll love me so much I bet you'll come back for more!
What am I?
Jun 30, 9:11 pm
Heartthrob Heartthrob
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
Let’s have fun and play a game! Describe a toy without naming it and let the community guess what the toy is. The more "poetic" you are - the better! The best description (that can be funny, difficult to guess, interesting and ...
Aw the impossible sexual experience. I mean, let's face it, sex is great but adding a little spice to the job makes it even better. Which toy am I about to describe you ask? You are just going to have to take a guess. It wraps itself around my man and makes every inch of him vibrate. Plus it makes the impossible oral sex and intercourse at once possible. Aw, the wonderful feelings of tongue licking and thrusting at once. So what toy am I describing?
Jul 1, 11:31 pm
wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
I'm whisper quiet
But my breath is strong
You'll find yourself squirming before long.
Unique and unexpected,
I'll blow your house down
Over and over
By your hand
Or another's
Jul 3, 8:21 am
sexfairy sexfairy
Quote:
Originally posted by Lena Eden
Let’s have fun and play a game! Describe a toy without naming it and let the community guess what the toy is. The more "poetic" you are - the better! The best description (that can be funny, difficult to guess, interesting and ...
I am smooth and polished as to offer the reflection of what surrounds me, yet I am massive and heavy like stone.
I am sometimes happy and shaped as a smiley, at other times you could think I am a sourpuss.

I am the queen of contrasts as I can be made as cold as ice and as warm as fire.

My hiding corner is pitch black on the outside, yet silky pink on the inside.

I am pristine and pure, shining like a mirror.

Who Am I?
Jul 3, 8:25 am
Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Try this one...

Roses are red, my skin is quite blue.
I come with three holes, four nipples and lube.
If you cum seeking, an out of this world experience.
I'm not just some pipedream, looking for penis.
Four nipples & three holes? Any clue you can give us?

Perhaps, it's a love doll with a remote control in the form of a female body?
Jul 4, 6:58 am
Lena Eden Lena Eden
Quote:
Originally posted by mica123
My feel is real
And here is my deal
I'm not very firm
But I will make you squirm
My length is 7 and 5 tenths
No balls have I
But that's not all
You may not buy me at all
If I say much more
You might find me a ...
a Realistic dildo??
Jul 4, 7:00 am
Lena Eden Lena Eden
WillowRain, is it a cock ring?

Heartthrob, sounds like a super exciting fleshlight

wrecklesswords, are we talking about one of the Womanizers here??

sexfairy, probably, it's a glass dildo.. But I'm confused with "My hiding corner is pitch black on the outside, yet silky pink on the inside."?
Jul 4, 7:12 am
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