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Funny things the Kids say
My kids seem to say the funniest things! Like today, I was changing a dirty diaper, and my almost-three-year-old says to me:

#2) Mommy, you're...

Serious or light and funny. What kind of things do you discuss mostly, when hanging out with friends?
We have a group who gets together and always discusses sex and has fun with it. However, with all our other friends we hang out with, we realize the..

hilarious funny or die parody of a GOP debate
patrick warburton (puddy, joe swanson, brock sampson and the big guy on rules of engagement) as Perry and Dr. Cox from scrubs as rick santorum and...

Funny Porn?
Do you enjoy porn that is a little funny, and poke fun?

Looking for a link to that funny article...
I saw a pot on here awhile back about the hilarious things removed from peoples asses at the er. And I was wondering if anyone had the link for me.

nope, if i can't sleep i lie on my stomach. still can't sleep, masturbate for a second time. that usually does it.

I ALWAYS have to have a fan on, even in the winter-time.

Yep, otherwise I would never sleep at all.

Nope.

I had a white noise machine, but now that I have an aquarium that serves the same function when I'm going to sleep.

yes

My sleep aid is a glass of warm coconut milk. Since I stay up till four or five in the morning, I'm a little hungry, and I can't sleep on an empty stomach.

I don't but now that I'm married and share a bed I find myself waking up a few times bleach night but I usually fall right back asleep

general white noise is all I need. It can't be too quiet, loud, or repetitive or I have a hard time falling asleep (fans are ok, dryers aren't).

if i can't sleep, i stay up and read. i've never taken any pills or anything to help it happen

Yes I am prescribed for my bi polar, I don't take them all the time because I have a 1 year old and still getting up in the middle of the night. I am afraid sometimes if i do I will not get up.

I have to have the tv on low. No sleeping pills, they make me foggy for days.

I have whitenoise apps and sometimes use melatonin. When it gets really bad, I pop some nyquil