How does Martiniman come up with such interesting discussions?

How does Martiniman come up with such interesting discussions?

surreptitious surreptitious
There are some good discussions on here, and some not so good. One user who I think consistently posts original, thought-provoking discussions is Martiniman, and I thought it might be fun to get your craziest theories on how he does it. I made sure to ask permission before doing so - don't worry.

My personal favorite, which I arrived at when browsing at three am (all the best ideas come when you are sleep-deprived), is that he is a member of the U.S. Marshal Service, and has been charged with keeping Wishbone safe from his hoardes of die-hard fans. Being "the little dog with the big imagination," however, he frequently gets bored at his job as a college professor and spends his off-time brainstorming new EF discussions with his new best friend.

What do you think?

Edit: oh, gosh - that URL... I can't stop laughing.
03/29/2013
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Munko Munko
Now I can't think about anything about the URL

I don't know how he does it! I sit here sometimes trying to dream up something worthy of posting, and half the time it doesn't come to me - and certainly nothing like the conversations he provokes!
03/29/2013
Martiniman Martiniman
This should be interesting...and hopefully fun!
03/29/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Uh, he's nosy?

Sorry, that's the best I could come up with. I did spend a good 15 minutes trying to think of a witty response, but I'm just not that clever or creative when it comes to these things.
03/30/2013
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
...I'll have to admit, it took me a minute to figure out what you meant about the URL. xD

Since we're going with crazy, off the wall theories that I assume are meant to be jokes more than actual beliefs, I'll give it a go.
(Sorry it's so damn long...got to typing and couldn't stop. xD )


Around the summer of the Earth year 1987, a stainless steel orb just about the size of a large tool shed is spotted streaking across the starlit evening sky near Houston.
It crashes to the ground of an empty lot in your every day average suburb and withing a few short minutes, the steel orb transforms into a two story house to blend in with the surroundings.
As the finishing touches are made to it's disguise, a tall figure emerges from the "house" to observe the orb's landing site and the local mailman spots him.
The figure's skin is a vibrant cerulean blue, with streaks of sunny gold that are strewn so wildly they look as though an artist had painted them on the canvas of jewel-toned blue flesh. His milky, seemingly sightless almond shaped eyes quickly scan over the mailman's form, and no sooner than the mailman starts running off to his truck, the figure takes on the facade of a handsome young man.

He heads back into his new dwelling and flips intently through his mission log, knowing he has but 50 short Earth years to study the humans and report back to his home planet with the new information.
As the years roll by, he becomes a valued member of the little neighborhood and gains the trust of nearly everyone in town; he slowly talks all the information he needed out of the townspeople and passerby he meets...but there's still fair bit missing in his notes.

He stays up late most every night, searching the internet to find the missing pieces in his research; one evening after hours of futile queries in Google, he stumbles upon the EdenFantasys forums.
As he browses over the many sub-forums, he realizes this would be just the place to ask his questions. He knows the people here are benevolent souls, and would hardly think his topics of discussion out of the ordinary so he waits...patiently gathering those last morsels of information as he makes repairs on his ship.

On a muggy June morning he starts it up, and for the second time in that small suburb, what looks almost like a huge ball bearing is seen breaking into space with a flash of silver light as he heads home.
When he finally lands back on the emerald dust coated shores of his planet, he turns in all of his countless years of research and helps their king make an invasion plan.

A few years later, a new adult novelty company starts up, showcasing a dazzling display of elegant rabbit vibrators, each with a small lining of a shimmery green powder that glimmers like diamonds in the light.
People flock to the stores to buy one for their collections, unaware of the sinister secret hidden within the toy's core.

Then, one fateful afternoon, a tiny chip in each of the rabbits activates and they slowly creep up into their owners beds. They burrow deep inside their owners and plant an unusual, semi-organic mind control device in their hosts.
As their owners awake, they hear one final metallic buzzing noise before the device takes over their bodies and thousands of odd silver orbs begin descending upon the earth.
03/30/2013
surreptitious surreptitious
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
...I'll have to admit, it took me a minute to figure out what you meant about the URL. xD

Since we're going with crazy, off the wall theories that I assume are meant to be jokes more than actual beliefs, I'll give it a ...



That response alone makes this thread worthwhile. You are a delightful person.
03/30/2013
Martiniman Martiniman
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
...I'll have to admit, it took me a minute to figure out what you meant about the URL. xD

Since we're going with crazy, off the wall theories that I assume are meant to be jokes more than actual beliefs, I'll give it a ...
THAT...was entertaining!
03/30/2013
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by surreptitious
There are some good discussions on here, and some not so good. One user who I think consistently posts original, thought-provoking discussions is Martiniman, and I thought it might be fun to get your craziest theories on how he does it. I made sure ...
Martiniman is a professional porn linguist, and he uses those skills for polls? LOL
03/30/2013
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by surreptitious



That response alone makes this thread worthwhile. You are a delightful person.
=^.^= Why, thank you.
Y'know I've seen that pic around the net for ages now, I keep meaning to look up who it is. x'D
03/31/2013
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by Martiniman
THAT...was entertaining!
Thanks...sorta gave your profile a quick once over for a few of the details like the setting and years though. I hope you don't mind.

Can't wait to see what everyone else comes up with too, I love the cute little story surreptitious wrote. ^_^
03/31/2013
surreptitious surreptitious
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
=^.^= Why, thank you.
Y'know I've seen that pic around the net for ages now, I keep meaning to look up who it is. x'D
There's a segment on the History channel called Ancient Aliens, and he's one of the "experts" that they call in to talk about how bigfoot is real (and an alien), our ancestors were aliens who put us all together on this planet and how everything has to do with aliens.

Slightly unrelated, but in the beginning, he started out with much tamer hair, but as the show's gone on, it's got bigger and bigger, so some (okay, me - I've never seen anyone else make this joke) like to say that he's being abducted by aliens himself, just really, really slowly.
04/01/2013
K101 K101
Quote:
Originally posted by surreptitious
There are some good discussions on here, and some not so good. One user who I think consistently posts original, thought-provoking discussions is Martiniman, and I thought it might be fun to get your craziest theories on how he does it. I made sure ...
Neat! Yes, Martiniman does have some awesome discussions! They always intrigue me. Always fun too! I will have to go click on that wishbone thing now... LOL. Uh-oh!
04/01/2013
RonLee RonLee
Perhaps, just perhaps Mr. MartiniMan has been indulging in his namesake beverage?
LOL!
04/01/2013
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by surreptitious
There's a segment on the History channel called Ancient Aliens, and he's one of the "experts" that they call in to talk about how bigfoot is real (and an alien), our ancestors were aliens who put us all together on this planet and ...
...that makes complete sense actually, either that or one of his parents was part cockatiel and his over-enthusiasm made his crest pop up. x'D
Think I'll see if I can find that on cable later.
04/02/2013
spiced spiced
I always figured MartiniWoman had a lot to do with it.
04/02/2013
surreptitious surreptitious
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
...that makes complete sense actually, either that or one of his parents was part cockatiel and his over-enthusiasm made his crest pop up. x'D
Think I'll see if I can find that on cable later.
The one time I watched it, it was actually painfully bad, so be ready for some ridiculous pseudoscience!
04/02/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Quote:
Originally posted by KyotoAngel
...that makes complete sense actually, either that or one of his parents was part cockatiel and his over-enthusiasm made his crest pop up. x'D
Think I'll see if I can find that on cable later.
I was just going to reply to surreptitious about how funny her comment was about him being slowly abducted by aliens, when I read your response & really cracked up! Gosh, you two are creative & hilarious! Speaking of hilarious, have you checked out the April Fools review by surreptitious? link It's so well done, I think people will believe it's real. I think you will definitely appreciate it, KyotoAngel!
04/02/2013
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