...I'll have to admit, it took me a minute to figure out what you meant about the URL. xD

Since we're going with crazy, off the wall theories that I assume are meant to be jokes more than actual beliefs, I'll give it a go.
(Sorry it's so damn long...got to typing and couldn't stop. xD )


Around the summer of the Earth year 1987, a stainless steel orb just about the size of a large tool shed is spotted streaking across the starlit evening sky near Houston.
It crashes to the ground of an empty lot in your every day average suburb and withing a few short minutes, the steel orb transforms into a two story house to blend in with the surroundings.
As the finishing touches are made to it's disguise, a tall figure emerges from the "house" to observe the orb's landing site and the local mailman spots him.
The figure's skin is a vibrant cerulean blue, with streaks of sunny gold that are strewn so wildly they look as though an artist had painted them on the canvas of jewel-toned blue flesh. His milky, seemingly sightless almond shaped eyes quickly scan over the mailman's form, and no sooner than the mailman starts running off to his truck, the figure takes on the facade of a handsome young man.

He heads back into his new dwelling and flips intently through his mission log, knowing he has but 50 short Earth years to study the humans and report back to his home planet with the new information.
As the years roll by, he becomes a valued member of the little neighborhood and gains the trust of nearly everyone in town; he slowly talks all the information he needed out of the townspeople and passerby he meets...but there's still fair bit missing in his notes.

He stays up late most every night, searching the internet to find the missing pieces in his research; one evening after hours of futile queries in Google, he stumbles upon the EdenFantasys forums.
As he browses over the many sub-forums, he realizes this would be just the place to ask his questions. He knows the people here are benevolent souls, and would hardly think his topics of discussion out of the ordinary so he waits...patiently gathering those last morsels of information as he makes repairs on his ship.

On a muggy June morning he starts it up, and for the second time in that small suburb, what looks almost like a huge ball bearing is seen breaking into space with a flash of silver light as he heads home.
When he finally lands back on the emerald dust coated shores of his planet, he turns in all of his countless years of research and helps their king make an invasion plan.

A few years later, a new adult novelty company starts up, showcasing a dazzling display of elegant rabbit vibrators, each with a small lining of a shimmery green powder that glimmers like diamonds in the light.
People flock to the stores to buy one for their collections, unaware of the sinister secret hidden within the toy's core.

Then, one fateful afternoon, a tiny chip in each of the rabbits activates and they slowly creep up into their owners beds. They burrow deep inside their owners and plant an unusual, semi-organic mind control device in their hosts.
As their owners awake, they hear one final metallic buzzing noise before the device takes over their bodies and thousands of odd silver orbs begin descending upon the earth. less