I know this is a goofy discussion topic, but I'm in a goofy mood after thinking of all those funny epitaphs for surreptitious's discussion, Write yourself a novelty gravestone

When I was younger, growing up in the 70's there was a big fad about trucking & CB radios, plus the lingo that went with it. Now, with all the preppers, there is a resurgence of interest in CB radios.

SO, what would you use for your handle, (which is your moniker), when communicating with others?

BTW, thought you'd like to see a little of the slang when using the CB while driving:
City Kitty - City police
County Mounty - County Sheriff
Full Grown Smokey Bear - State Police
Taking Pictures - cop using radar gun
Seat Cover - hot girl in a car
Beaver - hot girl
10-4 - copy
10-50 - traffic accident
Comic Book - log book
Yard Stick - mile marker
The Circle - Indianapolis
The Gateway - St. Louis
Wrapper - unmarked law enforcement vehicle
Big Word Is Out - Scale sign says closed
Chicken Coupe - Scale House
The Windy - Chicago
Double Nickel - I-55
Meat Wagon - Ambulance
Turtle Racer - some one that takes a long time to pass
Rubber Neck - some one that slows down traffic to look at something
Lot Lizard - Hooker
The Hoosier - Indiana
Misery - Missouri
Lincoln Land - Illinois
Hotlanta - Atlanta
B - Town - Birmingham
The Choo Choo - chattanooga
The Buckeye - Ohio
Slow hio - Ohio
Gator - Tire Sheds
Zipper - line down the middle of the road
Hammer Lane - Fast Lane
Granny Lane - Slow Lane
Big Truck - Semi - Truck
Skateboard - Flat Bed Big Tuck
Bear Den - Police Station
Twenty - Location
10 - 20 - Location
4 - Wheeler - Passenger Car
Salt Shaker - State Truck
Pickle Park - Rest Area
Dead Head - pulling an empty trailor
Bobtail - big truck with no trailor
Brake Check - sudden stop
Sittin' In The Middle - cop sitting in the median
Chicken Lights - truck with numerous lights
Christmas Tree - truck with numerous lights
Big Road - interstate or four lane highway
With A Capture - cop with pulled over vehicle
Working Hard - lots of cops out
Evil Knievel - mortorcycle cop less

I know this is a goofy discussion topic, but I'm in a goofy mood after thinking of all those funny epitaphs for surreptitious's discussion, Write yourself a novelty gravestone

When I was younger, growing up in the 70's there was a big fad about trucking & CB radios, plus the lingo that went with it. Now, with all the preppers, there is a resurgence of interest in CB radios.

SO, what would you use for your handle, (which is your moniker), when communicating with others?

BTW, thought you'd like to see a little of the slang when using the CB while driving:
City Kitty - City police
County Mounty - County Sheriff
Full Grown Smokey Bear - State Police
Taking Pictures - cop using radar gun
Seat Cover - hot girl in a car
Beaver - hot girl
10-4 - copy
10-50 - traffic accident
Comic Book - log book
Yard Stick - mile marker
The Circle - Indianapolis
The Gateway - St. Louis
Wrapper - unmarked law enforcement vehicle
Big Word Is Out - Scale sign says closed
Chicken Coupe - Scale House
The Windy - Chicago
Double Nickel - I-55
Meat Wagon - Ambulance
Turtle Racer - some one that takes a long time to pass
Rubber Neck - some one that slows down traffic to look at something
Lot Lizard - Hooker
The Hoosier - Indiana
Misery - Missouri
Lincoln Land - Illinois
Hotlanta - Atlanta
B - Town - Birmingham
The Choo Choo - chattanooga
The Buckeye - Ohio
Slow hio - Ohio
Gator - Tire Sheds
Zipper - line down the middle of the road
Hammer Lane - Fast Lane
Granny Lane - Slow Lane
Big Truck - Semi - Truck
Skateboard - Flat Bed Big Tuck
Bear Den - Police Station
Twenty - Location
10 - 20 - Location
4 - Wheeler - Passenger Car
Salt Shaker - State Truck
Pickle Park - Rest Area
Dead Head - pulling an empty trailor
Bobtail - big truck with no trailor
Brake Check - sudden stop
Sittin' In The Middle - cop sitting in the median
Chicken Lights - truck with numerous lights
Christmas Tree - truck with numerous lights
Big Road - interstate or four lane highway
With A Capture - cop with pulled over vehicle
Working Hard - lots of cops out
Evil Knievel - mortorcycle cop less

Great question, for which I'm still pondering an answer.

I thought maybe I could incorporate a handle using a big rig diesel truck manufacturer. That seemed to make perfect sense to me. However dear Wicked Wahine, after considering just three of those names, I realized that it might be better subject matter for one of your future discussions. So you ask, what are manufacturers I came up with so far? The answer is, PETERBILT, KENWORTH and MACK. Definitely male ego “driven” names. less