How many people are you willing to show your stash of toys to?

Only my husband. I'm too embarrassed to show anyone else...

No ones ever really wanted to see my stash or asked? Wouldn't really care about showing them though

Thanks for the update. I'm looking forward to hearing more.

Oh thank you for updating us. I hope everything has gone well, or that you will be able to speak with him about it, soon.

Only me and hubs has seen them but others know about them.

Yup, fuckingmachines.com is part of kink.com in San Francisco. You can take tours of the studios.

Even though we have a good group of friends we discuss these "toys" with, the fact is, no one has ever seen them except me and my hubby. Oh, I know the housekeeper has seen them, and only a while back did I discover that my now married and adult daughter was aware of them years ago (to what extent I didn't ask), but other then that, nope. No one else.

@ Edeneve: I can't blame you one bit after getting burned before. It's nice to bond over it, but it's not necessary, so you aren't losing out by not sharing, only risking something. It's a no-brainer in your situation.

And despite my openness and willingness to talk about anything with anyone, I know myself well enough to know I would be bothered by being treated poorly over the fact I have toys. I think I would likely be good enough friends to even get on the topic and possibility to show them, so I would regret having tension between us even though I'd think less of them for having a crazy reaction and being uncouth enough to let their negative feelings come through! Even if the situation were reversed, and I was the disapproving person, I would never make my friend feel uncomfortable for sharing anything with me, it's just poor manners!

@ SaucyxGirl: I think you really did that couple an amazing service by preventing them from having to make a lot of expensive mistakes. Now he has a much better, more informed chance to pick something she will really like and I think that's wonderful. BTW, fly your freak flag proudly, lol, I do!

Anyone who's interested in seeing what I've got! Haha, I love showing off my toys, and I love talking about them to friends. Most of the time I don't show ALL of them to people, but if there's a particular toy and they're around, I like taking it out. If they're around sometimes I forget to stash it away from my bed (Whoops!)

I totally got that phone call last week. It was my mom, yelling through the phone, "WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY DILDOS?!" I hope she's forgotten by now...

OMG, that is truly horrifying, yet a little funny since I am removed from it. However, I have no problem imagining how it would feel to be in that situation! You poor thing! What I am curious about is how the heck that phone call went after the opening salvo?! Of course, it's none of your mom's business and I question what she was doing that she found them.

I really am surprised she'd call you about it. I mean what the hell does she really expect you to say to her? "Mom, I have a deep need to thrust things into my body? I just can't get enough variety? There are so many holes and not enough time. Did you know the red one does..." You get my point, I am sure, LOL!

If she brings it up again, maybe you could try to calmly say you never intended for her to see those, it's your personal business and you would never grill her about her hers, so please extend you the same courtesy. If she presses you, simply say you refuse to discuss this with her and repeat that every time you are expected to reply. You could add that a parent needs to know when to butt out of an adult child's personal affairs.

We saw a movie last night, "Better than Chocolate". In one of the scenes, mom found a box of dildos/vibes under the daughter's bed. Actually it was not her stuff or bed. She was subletting while owner went out of town. Anyway the mom, never having experienced one before decided to try out a rabbit. Watch the movie to find out what ensued and the funny confrontation. We viewed it on Amazon Prime .

Not to put you on the spot, but why don't they believe you when you tell them the last time you had sex?

I have to laugh because at the beginning of reading your response, I thought pocket vagina referred to the ones for MtF trans, homologous to a packer for a FtM, LOL!!! I remember seeing one in the old section where we could suggest items for eden to carry (I don't even know if that is still active).

Anyone who shows an interest and seems relatively open-minded. I only have two toys at the moment, but my friend helped me pick out my rabbit vibrator and I totally showed off my Share to her when I got it. I've also taken the Share in to work for some of my co-workers to see since they were curious and had never heard of a strapless strap-on before. Everyone was pretty cool about it and it was fun to see their reactions.

Same here. I have posted some pic along with my reviews.

For sure. No close friends or relatives !Oh shoot I forgot, one of my relatives already know, col.