I just finished reading Cinnamon Chambers kick ass review on the Blue Ribbed Dildo by Doc Johnson. She commented on how it reminded her of a Smurf penis. I am pretty sure that I remember reading this comparison once or twice before in other blue dildo reviews. So here is my question to all of you…
When you see a blue dildo, is Smurf Penis the very first thing that comes to mind?
I am betting that for a lot of people the answer is going to be yes, which is pretty interesting considering we all grew up watching a hundred other cartoons that we do not immediately think of. The Cookie Monster is blue, Foofur, even some of the Care Bares I think. Not to mention that other colors do not really remind me of other characters, i.e. a green dildo does not make me think of Ninja Turtle penis or Battlecat from He-Man.
For me personally, everything in general reminds me of something pointless or stupid, so I am excited to find that other people are at least occasionally having the same thoughts.
On the other hand, could it all stem from a seed planted in the underlying messages of the Smurfs? I was 5 years old when the Smurfs came out, and I enjoyed watching the show for the almost 10 years that it was on the air. I had some of collectible glass cups from Hardees, and enjoying the Smurfberry crunch cereal. The Smurfs were not my all time favorite but I did enjoy it. I still watch cartoons as much as possible and I would still be watching the Smurfs if they were on, well maybe… it did start to go downhill after a while, which is I guess what led to it getting canceled. Either that or it got muscled out of town by the Snorks.
The show did pose a number of obvious questions and since for me, the show spanned a time in my life from before to after puberty, the perspectives on some of these questions changed, and some things were likely accepted early on and then never again challenged.
When I was old enough to think about sex, I remember thinking a great deal about how Smurfette, being the only female in Smurf village (or in the universe) could be in for a lot of action. Especially since she was never dating anyone, but was friendly with and loved by all. Then when I got a little older I realized that there could be plenty of sex happening without a Smurfette around. There is also the fact that if Smurfs do not reproduce sexually, and may not have or need any sexual organs whatsoever.
However, the one problem with this theory is that all of the Smurfs go nuts over Smurfette, whom they appear to have an attraction to which does then imply that our typical mammal reproduction cycle might be squeezed in there somewhere. Don’t forget that they’re magical creatures too… so if there were ever to be an unveiled truth, it could defy logic.
Smurfette wears a top. Since she was created by Gargamell, she could just have been his humanized view of what a female Smurf would be… if they existed, but what about Sassette? I cannot remember where she came from. I know the other Smurflings were made young or something … well I guess that’s kind of vague too. Was there a fountain of youth?
My final thoughts, in closing… I think that sexual tension / confusion is the glue that held this show together. I think that Smurfs have no genitalia, but if they did it would be blue. I would definitely “smurf” Smurfette - if there was a way to fix the size ratio - but I would wear a condom because who the hell knows. It is now my opinion that all sane people will associate a blue cock of any kind with the Smurfs.
(Did you know that the Smurfs first public appearance was on October 23, 1958 in the Belgium comic Johan et Pirlouit)
When you see a blue dildo, is Smurf Penis the very first thing that comes to mind?
I am betting that for a lot of people the answer is going to be yes, which is pretty interesting considering we all grew up watching a hundred other cartoons that we do not immediately think of. The Cookie Monster is blue, Foofur, even some of the Care Bares I think. Not to mention that other colors do not really remind me of other characters, i.e. a green dildo does not make me think of Ninja Turtle penis or Battlecat from He-Man.
For me personally, everything in general reminds me of something pointless or stupid, so I am excited to find that other people are at least occasionally having the same thoughts.
On the other hand, could it all stem from a seed planted in the underlying messages of the Smurfs? I was 5 years old when the Smurfs came out, and I enjoyed watching the show for the almost 10 years that it was on the air. I had some of collectible glass cups from Hardees, and enjoying the Smurfberry crunch cereal. The Smurfs were not my all time favorite but I did enjoy it. I still watch cartoons as much as possible and I would still be watching the Smurfs if they were on, well maybe… it did start to go downhill after a while, which is I guess what led to it getting canceled. Either that or it got muscled out of town by the Snorks.
The show did pose a number of obvious questions and since for me, the show spanned a time in my life from before to after puberty, the perspectives on some of these questions changed, and some things were likely accepted early on and then never again challenged.
When I was old enough to think about sex, I remember thinking a great deal about how Smurfette, being the only female in Smurf village (or in the universe) could be in for a lot of action. Especially since she was never dating anyone, but was friendly with and loved by all. Then when I got a little older I realized that there could be plenty of sex happening without a Smurfette around. There is also the fact that if Smurfs do not reproduce sexually, and may not have or need any sexual organs whatsoever.
However, the one problem with this theory is that all of the Smurfs go nuts over Smurfette, whom they appear to have an attraction to which does then imply that our typical mammal reproduction cycle might be squeezed in there somewhere. Don’t forget that they’re magical creatures too… so if there were ever to be an unveiled truth, it could defy logic.
Smurfette wears a top. Since she was created by Gargamell, she could just have been his humanized view of what a female Smurf would be… if they existed, but what about Sassette? I cannot remember where she came from. I know the other Smurflings were made young or something … well I guess that’s kind of vague too. Was there a fountain of youth?
My final thoughts, in closing… I think that sexual tension / confusion is the glue that held this show together. I think that Smurfs have no genitalia, but if they did it would be blue. I would definitely “smurf” Smurfette - if there was a way to fix the size ratio - but I would wear a condom because who the hell knows. It is now my opinion that all sane people will associate a blue cock of any kind with the Smurfs.
(Did you know that the Smurfs first public appearance was on October 23, 1958 in the Belgium comic Johan et Pirlouit)
