What do you call "Pee"?

Contributor: Hot'n'Bothered Hot'n'Bothered
Pee or 'go to the bathroom'...just depends who I'm with.
01/05/2011
Contributor: Sensual husband Sensual husband
wow what a list....
01/05/2011
Contributor: Alys Alys
I usually say 'pee', however, around my grandmother, everyone in the family says 'tinkle'
01/07/2011
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
Quote:
Originally posted by Alys
I usually say 'pee', however, around my grandmother, everyone in the family says 'tinkle'
I don't think I could say "tinkle" with a straight face.
01/07/2011
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
I must visit the WC/ facilities are the usual ones... If I have been drinking it then becomes the Lav.
01/07/2011
Contributor: Airekah Airekah
We always say tinkle or piss. I suppose a woman tinkles, a man gets to piss.
01/07/2011
Contributor: Envy Envy
I just call it pee. If I want to hide what I'm saying, when around family I say the Danish word for it, which is I believe "tisse". (Almost said as the word tease, but you cut the end of the word off.)
01/07/2011
Contributor: Sir Sir
Haha, and I just remembered: I should have known that you would make a topic like this, Miss Kay.
01/07/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by JustYourAverageGuy
If I am feeling in a humourous mood or am at a sporting event, it is a " I'm going to go use the urination station"....
Thats funny.

I usually say pee but sometimes I say "if I don't go now my bladder will burst or I'm going to urinate in my pants"

I pee so frequently...I will have to get checked out, lol.
01/07/2011
Contributor: VieuxCarre VieuxCarre
I use "hit the head" sometimes. I <3 military terms.
01/07/2011
Contributor: C4ss C4ss
Pee or go to the bathroom.
01/07/2011
Contributor: That Guy That Guy
Piss around guys, "hit the little girl's room" around women, and my girlfriend always says "expel urine."
01/07/2011
Contributor: Crystal1 Crystal1
Usually either pee or go to the bathroom/restroom, depending on who I am talking to.
01/07/2011
Contributor: SomewhatSomewhere SomewhatSomewhere
Hmm...it depends.I like to switch up my phrases every now and then, but mostly I just say "pee," unless I'm working.
01/08/2011
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Some of the more "PC" terms, such as "tinkle" crack me up! How about "utilize the water closet?"

"Drain the chain" is another one.
01/08/2011
Contributor: kittychilla kittychilla
i say pee, pee-pee, and piss.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Alys Alys
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
I don't think I could say "tinkle" with a straight face.
When I was little I thought of my grandmother as 'the dragon lady' she always scared me, so when she said not to say 'pee', I didn't, even if saying 'tinkle' makes me want to roll my eyes.
01/11/2011
Contributor: girl next door girl next door
When I was 2 or 3 years old, I said twinkle lol. Now it is pee.
02/07/2011
Contributor: Vaccinium Vaccinium
Quote:
Originally posted by dv8
Draining the lizard, anyone?
I've used that one and bleed the lizard. I've said drain the weasel as well a few times as well.
02/07/2011
Contributor: onehotmomma onehotmomma
Going to the bathroom. Unless I'm telling the kiddo to go pee pee in the potty.
02/07/2011
Contributor: buzz buzz
Generally go to the bathroom. I don't really feel the need to tell them what I'm doing in the bathroom, though sometimes I'll get whiney and refer to is as pee.
02/08/2011
Contributor: sbon sbon
I usually say "I have to pee" or "I need to use the bathroom."
02/08/2011
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
I usually say "go to the bathroom" or "pee", but to my kids I say "go potty".... never realized that before.
03/13/2011
Contributor: Pleasure Piratess Pleasure Piratess
Quote:
Originally posted by Pleasure Piratess
I usually say "go to the bathroom" or "pee", but to my kids I say "go potty".... never realized that before.
OMG!! I just realized that sounds like something you might say to your dog before you let it outside! lol
03/13/2011
Contributor: allehcat allehcat
Boyfriend says "I gotta go to the bathroom" or "I gotta take a dump".
I always say "I hafta go potty"
03/13/2011
Contributor: gone77 gone77
I say "piss" and sometimes "pee." I've often said, "I've gotta piss like a racehorse!" lol
03/13/2011
Contributor: meganthomas meganthomas
"tinkle town" lol -only when I'm feeling silly, otherwise it's just "going to the bathroom"
03/13/2011
Contributor: TheSinDoll TheSinDoll
Pee. If I'm around little kids I usually say 'tee-tee'. That's what we called it when we were little.
03/13/2011
Contributor: lezergirl lezergirl
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
"Taking a squirt."
hahaha love this
03/14/2011
Contributor: tickle me pink tickle me pink
Most often I just say pee or go to the bathroom. Between my husband and I say piss as well.
05/09/2011

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