What is your most embarrassing moment?

Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
What is your most embarrassing moment? It can be sexual or otherwise. I've seen discussions asking about your sexual embarrassing moments, but not a general question. As always, I want to cringe or laugh with you, not at you!
04/30/2013
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Contributor: js250 js250
Which one???

--When I am on the toilet during the only earthquake in my area of Montana? (And guess who noticed it due to water splashing her butt???)
--Driving down the road in my hubby's brand new F350 and feeling my boogers going uphill. Had to do a bit of gold digging when he wasn't looking, imagine my surprise when I pulled a tick out, not boogies!!! (Came close but did not wreck the truck, whew!)
--When I took a full grown moose for a ride on the hood of my car and the people at the auto body shop laughed at me....I had to replace the right mirror. That's it.
--When the game warden at the checkstand asked where I shot my deer and I told him through the heart. (I thought he was pretty slow, come to find out he wanted the location of the area we were hunting in...)

There's plenty more where that came from too.....
04/30/2013
Contributor: Loren2012 Loren2012
I have so many!
04/30/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Loren2012
I have so many!
Oh, come on, js250 shared, won't you? Just a few? I swear, if I could remember any, I'd have posted them already.
04/30/2013
Contributor: tami tami
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
What is your most embarrassing moment? It can be sexual or otherwise. I've seen discussions asking about your sexual embarrassing moments, but not a general question. As always, I want to cringe or laugh with you, not at you!
I farted on hubby's chin during oral...he was very angry I could not stop laughing
04/30/2013
Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
A TON!!! but the only one that comes to my mind right now.. Is when I was at a bar with some friends...There was a "strippers" pole... So my friend decided to spin me really fast.. I was yelling that my hands were slipping & for him to stop.. Well he didnt... I came crashing down on my head from the top of the pole... Whoops... That was embarrassing.
04/30/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by Beautiful-Disaster
A TON!!! but the only one that comes to my mind right now.. Is when I was at a bar with some friends...There was a "strippers" pole... So my friend decided to spin me really fast.. I was yelling that my hands were slipping & for him to ... more
Sounds painful as well! Yowie!

@ tami, I'm sorry, but that is hilarious!!! I'm glad you saw the humor in it!
05/18/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
No one else?
05/20/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
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Originally posted by Wicked Wahine
No one else?
Erm.. hearing the door knob jiggle when I've got a large dildo in my ass with porn turned on is up there on the list. lol
05/20/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
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Originally posted by MrWill
Erm.. hearing the door knob jiggle when I've got a large dildo in my ass with porn turned on is up there on the list. lol
Oh my goodness, that is when your heart must lurch & you pray you locked the door! Oh, the horror!
05/22/2013