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What do Barack Obama, Miley Cyrus, Lady GaGa, and Charlie Sheen have in common?

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Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
All have served as inspirations for sex dolls! As I was driving home tonight, I was listening to a very large radio station (probably one of the largest in the country) and they were having a blast discussing the Finally Mylie Sex Doll. Surprisingly, they were reading reviews of the doll from Amazon (too bad they didn't come here). I laughed so hard that I thought I'd look up the doll here and, lo and behold, EF sells it! BTW, it is REALLY awful looking.

An Internet search has revealed that a lot of other famous/infamous people are also featured as "sex dolls" including (in no particular order):

* Myley Cyrus - Finally Mylie Love Doll

* Barack Obama - He'll batter your Bush Love Doll

* Lady GaGa - Lady Gag Gag Love Doll

* Charlie Sheen - Crackhead Charlie Winning Love Doll


Which one (or combination) of these might be the most fun to play with and why?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Barack Obama
19
Lady GaGa
26
Charlie Sheen
6
Myley Cyrus
3
Other - list other dolls or suggestions for ones fashioned after other famous public figures
3
Total votes: 57 (48 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: sexyintexas sexyintexas
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
All have served as inspirations for sex dolls! As I was driving home tonight, I was listening to a very large radio station (probably one of the largest in the country) and they were having a blast discussing the Finally Mylie Sex Doll. Surprisingly, ... more
Charlie Sheen because you would probably get a buzz off of it! Lmao!
04/20/2011
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
There's an Obama shaped dildo out there as well. As for which one of these... erm, none. Not my thing.
04/20/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
Darth Vader sex doll could be fun.
04/21/2011
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
All have served as inspirations for sex dolls! As I was driving home tonight, I was listening to a very large radio station (probably one of the largest in the country) and they were having a blast discussing the Finally Mylie Sex Doll. Surprisingly, ... more
I agree that the Darth Vader sex doll could be fun!

i voted for Lady Gaga though. Not sure I'd be into any of the others. lol.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Curves Curves
i think obama would be pretty fun to mess around with haha.
04/22/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
What an F'N disgrace to all sex toys. Miley? Are you shitting me right now? Wow! She's a baby! She's a buck-toothed, manly disney girl! Can you really be both? An innocent baby by day and a slutty adult by night? I say EEEW to all celeb sex dolls! My goodness! People aren't really desperate enough for that. If they buy those things, it'll surely only be for some kind of joke or gag gift.
04/30/2011
Contributor: B8trDude B8trDude
Well, it looks like Obama and Lady Gaga are neck and neck (or should that be another body part?)! Keep voting everyone!
05/09/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
What an F'N disgrace to all sex toys. Miley? Are you shitting me right now? Wow! She's a baby! She's a buck-toothed, manly disney girl! Can you really be both? An innocent baby by day and a slutty adult by night? I say EEEW to all celeb ... more
I don't see how she's a slut but some people are into that.
05/09/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
There's an Obama shaped dildo out there as well. As for which one of these... erm, none. Not my thing.
omg I found it and it actually looks interesting link
05/09/2011
Contributor: NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
I would probably buy the Charlie Sheen doll as a gift.
05/11/2011
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by NarcissisticLust
I would probably buy the Charlie Sheen doll as a gift.
Lol me too!
05/11/2011
Contributor: It's a Hooker! It's a Hooker!
Obama and Sheen, haha!
05/11/2011
Contributor: Lady Marmelade Lady Marmelade
Charlie Sheen and Lady Gaga!
05/11/2011
Contributor: Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
That's pretty hilarious. Charlie Sheen would make a good gag gift.
05/23/2011
Contributor: ErinORiordan ErinORiordan
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
All have served as inspirations for sex dolls! As I was driving home tonight, I was listening to a very large radio station (probably one of the largest in the country) and they were having a blast discussing the Finally Mylie Sex Doll. Surprisingly, ... more
Hmmm, the real Mr. Barack Obama is our hottest president, to be sure, but I don't know how much fun his doll would be. I'd be looking around the corner for a Michelle doll waiting to kick my ass. So I have to go with Lady Gaga because I want her leather-studded kiss in the sand.
05/23/2011
Contributor: meganthomas meganthomas
I was going to write something, but I got so distracted trying to figure out the spelling of Miley...Myley...Mylie. .. what were we talking about?
06/09/2011
Contributor: Anjulie Anjulie
Lady Gaga I think her confidence is attractive--not into dolls though, but if i had to choose, i would pick her.
06/09/2011
Contributor: hjtee hjtee
The Miley Cyrus one creeps me out a little bit. A lot actually.
06/09/2011
Contributor: Janis Janis
I'm not interested in dolls, so I didn't vote, but those are hilarious! I could draw on a balloon and have it look livelier than that Miley doll!
06/26/2011
Contributor: stlouisxxx stlouisxxx
I'd like to see the actual Lady Gag Gag doll.
07/03/2011
Contributor: Maeby Maeby
Quote:
Originally posted by K101
What an F'N disgrace to all sex toys. Miley? Are you shitting me right now? Wow! She's a baby! She's a buck-toothed, manly disney girl! Can you really be both? An innocent baby by day and a slutty adult by night? I say EEEW to all celeb ... more
I agree. It seems like a violation if the celebrity hasn't agreed. I mean, I would be really grossed out if my likeness/a clear reference to me were being used to sell sex dolls, even if it were a joke.
07/03/2011
Contributor: lexical lexical
Oh, gross...None of them! Yikes. LOL I'm amazed that these exist!

Actually, I think I heard something recently about a lawsuit involving Miley and the makers of the doll...Wonder how that panned out!
07/11/2011
Contributor: Endocott Endocott
I'd feel like a pedo if I got a Miley Cyrus doll. She'll always be 12.
07/11/2011
Contributor: guard083 guard083
lady gaga doesn't look too bad
07/26/2011
Contributor: AlaskanBeauty AlaskanBeauty
ashton kutcher would be fun!
07/27/2011
Contributor: Kdlips Kdlips
Barack Obama
07/27/2011
Contributor: NuclearTeapot NuclearTeapot
Quote:
Originally posted by A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
Darth Vader sex doll could be fun.
I am going to have to agree. Darth Vader 100%

Or maybe the Horse that did Catherine the Great in.
07/27/2011
Contributor: Kinkypixie Kinkypixie
When I first read the title I said "They're all idiots".
Then I read that it was about sex dolls. If I chose a sex doll it would be Jason Aldean! I have a thing for country boys
07/31/2011
Contributor: Alyxx Alyxx
I voted for Lady GaGa because she's absolutely gorgeous, but sex dolls are meh. Not too much a girl can really do with a female one, either.
08/15/2011