Take the blow-up doll home first...

Take the blow-up doll home first...

Sammi Sammi
This is probably the funniest story I've read this week. A man broke into a sex toy store, but apparently he couldn't wait to get home before testing out the blow-up doll. The police arrested him at the scene, where he was closeted with the doll and attempting to have sex with it.
07/08/2011
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Acorn Acorn
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
This is probably the funniest story I've read this week. A man broke into a sex toy store, but apparently he couldn't wait to get home before testing out the blow-up doll. The police arrested him at the scene, where he was closeted with the ...
Hahaha! Yeah, he should have gotten out of there first.
07/09/2011
brittany8612 brittany8612
oh my god thats hilarious!!
07/10/2011
Ghost Ghost
Maybe he wanted to get caught.
07/10/2011
Errant Venture Errant Venture
Quote:
Originally posted by Acorn
Hahaha! Yeah, he should have gotten out of there first.
Out of what, the toy or the store? Because I could see him running around with his trousers round his ankles and the doll on his lap.
07/11/2011
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Awesome.
12/17/2011
shinypinkstars shinypinkstars
oh my
12/25/2011
Rory Rory
You wouldn't want him taking home a doll he didn't like! Do you know how hard it would be to return it!??! What a fool!
11/04/2012
phoenixfire phoenixfire
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
Maybe he wanted to get caught.
It's possible. I know a lot of people get off on that kind of thing. Funny anyway.
12/10/2012
iabicpl09 iabicpl09
Just taking it for a test drive
12/10/2012
lolagray21 lolagray21
Quote:
Originally posted by Rory
You wouldn't want him taking home a doll he didn't like! Do you know how hard it would be to return it!??! What a fool!
haha!!!
01/01/2013
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