Would you use the little Little Rooster (aka vibrator alarm clock)?

Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
So would use this thing? link It is basically a vibrator alarm clock. It wakes you up by vibrating? When I saw it this morning my reaction was pure WTF? So would anyone actually use this thing?
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Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
Absolutely ridiculous, I wouldn't use it.
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
I wouldn't use this because
A) I move around way too much, this would end up hurting me and/or being uncomfortable. Or it would come off!
B) I would rather be irritated by my regular alarm than to turn a toy into an annoying thing, because I HATE waking up. I am NOTTTTT a morning person, not one bit!
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Like it says at the end of the article, why would I want to take something awesome (like a vibrator) and teach myself to associate it with the unpleasant hassle that is waking up? I'd never be able to fully enjoy a buzzy toy again! Just hearing an alarm clock go of on some television show is enough to set every nerve I own on edge, for Pete's sake!

Besides, I move around a lot in my sleep, and it would probably not stay put. Plus it sounds just plain uncomfortable.
Contributor: lacybutton lacybutton
Maybe if I was a morning person this would be nice, but since I don't ever wake up all chipper this would probably piss me off.
Contributor: Rawhide Rawhide
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
I may if I got it as an assignment on Eden, but I wouldn't pay for it!
Contributor: kittychilla kittychilla
no o.o
Contributor: hyperballad hyperballad
I think it would just freak me out. There's no situation where I would be okay with being woken up by something touching my vulva.
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
No! I'm not a morning person at all and I'd probably throw that thing against the wall the first morning! Plus, I'm moving around all night in my sleep; it would wind up in the covers. Don't want to mix pleasure with having to get up out of bed in the morning. There's just so much badness involved with this contraption! What twisted mind came up with this thing?
Contributor: Jaimes Jaimes
You know what, I checked out the site. And I think if I just had random money to spend on something like this, I would, just to try it. I have tons of sexy dreams in the morning. I could think of worse ways to wake up. If it works, awesome. If it doesn't, well, I have a funny story.
Contributor: SueB SueB
lol Lots of funny people in the world - don't want to mix pleasure with waking up?? If ya gotta do it (wake up) anyway, why wouldn't you want to make it as painless as possible?

It's not the sort of thing I would have bought for myself, but got my boyfriend to get this for me for my birthday. It's bloody brilliant. I'm a tosser-and-turner at night and wasn't sure about it staying in place either, but it's just fine.
Contributor: Cougar in Training Cougar in Training
I'm very intrigued by this. If I had some extra money to waste, I would get it. I think it would be a very funny gift to give to someone starting a new job too. Seems like its worth a try. I'll probably get it at some point, just to say I tried it.
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Originally posted by SueB
lol Lots of funny people in the world - don't want to mix pleasure with waking up?? If ya gotta do it (wake up) anyway, why wouldn't you want to make it as painless as possible?

It's not the sort of thing I would have bought for ... more
I don't like waking up before I'm ready, regardless of the method, and using a vibe wouldn't help that. If anything, it would just make me like my vibes less.
Contributor: BexvanKoot BexvanKoot
I have one and it's AWESOME. It is NOT an insertion device - it sits in your underwear (or, if you have thick thighs like me, you can just sleep with it between your legs - I've never lost it even when sleeping naked). I love it, seriously. I HATE ALARMS, but this thing makes waking up awesome again
Contributor: SimpleHedonist SimpleHedonist
I would LOVE to have one of these!!!! I rarely use an alarm clock (work at home), but when I need to what better way to wake up???? Pricey though!!!
Contributor: Bex1331 Bex1331
maybe worth a try but I'm not sure I'd spend money on it
Contributor: sweetiejo sweetiejo
No I don't think I could be able to use that.