A Dick As A Brick

A Dick As A Brick

zua zua
my friend a coffee-addict Phil is a nice guy but he used to steal in the local grocery stores. he would just come up to a shelf, slip a grounded 8.8oz coffe brick into his pants pocket and matter-of-factly goes through the door. there is no denying that something is bulging around his left pocket area when he goes by the checkout. but Phil always gets away with it.
Once i dropped by in there to pick out some food and vitnessed the following scene- a women in casual dress came up to Phil and said that her name was Rita and she was the head of security of the supermarket chain: "would you be so kind as to show me what is bulging around your left pocket?" Phil: "Ok, but won't you accept it as an abuse? I've recently used my bathmate and I have 10 inches in girth now". Rita worked up a sweat and apologized. Later he told me that that was the only excuse that worked
01/13/2016
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Quote:
Originally posted by zua
my friend a coffee-addict Phil is a nice guy but he used to steal in the local grocery stores. he would just come up to a shelf, slip a grounded 8.8oz coffe brick into his pants pocket and matter-of-factly goes through the door. there is no denying ...
Nice story but its in the wrong thread. Try the "Battle of the Wish Lists" thread.
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