Household Vacuum

Household Vacuum

TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Ever used a household vacuum as a penis pump?
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09/23/2015
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OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Please illustrate how it's done.
09/23/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Please illustrate how it's done.
Penis --> Vacuum Hose

Vacuum sucks, penis grows. LOL.
09/24/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Penis --> Vacuum Hose

Vacuum sucks, penis grows. LOL.
I don't so.
09/24/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I don't so.
Some do. Treated one guy in emergency (which gave me the idea for the post), have heard of others.
09/25/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Some do. Treated one guy in emergency (which gave me the idea for the post), have heard of others.
How many treated for something stuck in their b _ _ _ ? I bet you don't need hints with this one.
09/25/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
How many treated for something stuck in their b _ _ _ ? I bet you don't need hints with this one.
A hundred million times. Or at least it feels like it. Every second day you hear about someone putting something somewhere it should not go.

I personally bore assistance to removing a rigid anal trainer from a guy who pushed it in way too far. Got the wings stuck inside his rectum and could not get it back out.

See picture for example of item I'm talking about.



AnalTrainer
09/26/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
A hundred million times. Or at least it feels like it. Every second day you hear about someone putting something somewhere it should not go.

I personally bore assistance to removing a rigid anal trainer from a guy who pushed it in way too far. ...
Push, push, push, take deep breath, push. Oh guess it didn't work.

As long as you don't see the same person multiple times. You figure happening once is lesson learned.
09/26/2015
ChasityMurvine ChasityMurvine
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Ever used a household vacuum as a penis pump?
HA HA HA funniest thing I have read all day !!!!!!!
09/27/2015
edeneve edeneve
NO NO NO!!!! It's dangerous. And ladies, don't even think of it. It could result in a prolapsed vagina - not fun.
09/27/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by edeneve
NO NO NO!!!! It's dangerous. And ladies, don't even think of it. It could result in a prolapsed vagina - not fun.
Um. Yes and Yes.

But in actual fact it's much more dangerous to blow into a vagina than it is to suck a vagina.
09/28/2015
Honeymuffin33 Honeymuffin33
I think he'd be too afraid to use that haha. I would never use it on myself either.
10/24/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Penis --> Vacuum Hose

Vacuum sucks, penis grows. LOL.
WHO ACTUALLY DOES THIS? Oh no, hell NO!
10/24/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Inquisitor
WHO ACTUALLY DOES THIS? Oh no, hell NO!
There was a case of testicle rupture and amputation in Sydney(?) a few months back.

High powered vacuum sucked penis, then one testicle but left the other out, the metal end of the tube then bit into the skin caused a vacuum and subsequently sliced... (a bit too graphic, you get the idea right?).

10/25/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
I love-love-hate my job.

It's fun, rewarding, but god damn the things I see and hear on a daily basis.
10/25/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
There was a case of testicle rupture and amputation in Sydney(?) a few months back.

High powered vacuum sucked penis, then one testicle but left the other out, the metal end of the tube then bit into the skin caused a vacuum and subsequently ...
OMG! Why did he slice and dice himself like that? SMH
10/25/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
I love-love-hate my job.

It's fun, rewarding, but god damn the things I see and hear on a daily basis.
At least the job is never dull
10/25/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Inquisitor
OMG! Why did he slice and dice himself like that? SMH
I guess he never expected the vacuum to be THAT powerful.

I've seen some industrial vacuums cause a accidental suction hicky when they come in contact with skin.
10/26/2015
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by Inquisitor
At least the job is never dull
I love uninteresting days, an uninteresting day means a lot less work.
10/26/2015
RockDoc RockDoc
All I can say is that People Are Crazy!
04/22/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by RockDoc
All I can say is that People Are Crazy!
R u referring to TTG He may take that as a compliment though.

btw, where has he been
04/22/2016
RockDoc RockDoc
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
R u referring to TTG He may take that as a compliment though.

btw, where has he been
I just mean, why would people think that a household vacuum was a good penis pump? Kind of like people putting things in the butt that aren't designed for that. I have heard a lot of the ER stories myself. Toys are plentiful and some are cost-effective but people continue to push the limits. I guess I just like toys too much to go rogue.
04/22/2016
DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
Quote:
Originally posted by RockDoc
I just mean, why would people think that a household vacuum was a good penis pump? Kind of like people putting things in the butt that aren't designed for that. I have heard a lot of the ER stories myself. Toys are plentiful and some are ...
I think a big part of the allure is doing something that seems forbidden. For example, some people derive sexual excitement from public sex since there is that element of danger and going against the rules. Maybe someone will see you and maybe you will get in trouble, but you will get a thrill out of doing the taboo. Most of the time, nothing bad happens anyways. I think for some people, inserting unsafe objects into their butts or sticking their penises into vacuum cleaners are simply dangerous acts that give them a thrill. Not that I recommend doing either, but there is a chance that nothing bad will happen, so I understand why the acts appeal to some people.
04/22/2016
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
Quote:
Originally posted by RockDoc
I just mean, why would people think that a household vacuum was a good penis pump? Kind of like people putting things in the butt that aren't designed for that. I have heard a lot of the ER stories myself. Toys are plentiful and some are ...
I think TTG was just starting conversation. At least the TTG I know. After all he didn't check the yes box himself. However he does work at a hospital or similar setting. Perhaps he ran into this senerio .
04/22/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
I think TTG was just starting conversation. At least the TTG I know. After all he didn't check the yes box himself. However he does work at a hospital or similar setting. Perhaps he ran into this senerio .
I promise this is just a conversation.
04/25/2016
BlackOrchid BlackOrchid
As a female, no I have not used a vacuum as a penis pump but as a horny young lady with no access to sex toys I definitely re-purposed some household objects if you know what I'm saying. So happy those days are far behind!
04/26/2016
TheToyGuy TheToyGuy
Quote:
Originally posted by BlackOrchid
As a female, no I have not used a vacuum as a penis pump but as a horny young lady with no access to sex toys I definitely re-purposed some household objects if you know what I'm saying. So happy those days are far behind!
Examples, examples, please, please, please!!!
04/26/2016
BlackOrchid BlackOrchid
Quote:
Originally posted by TheToyGuy
Examples, examples, please, please, please!!!
Ugh, ...OK...

Sharpie marker
Brush handle
Some kind of toy drum stick thing
A "scalp" massager
The shower head

Blah blah blah.. Like I said young and horny and sexually curious. It's a bad combination.
04/29/2016
Gr8pumpkin Gr8pumpkin
Quote:
Originally posted by BlackOrchid
Ugh, ...OK...

Sharpie marker
Brush handle
Some kind of toy drum stick thing
A "scalp" massager
The shower head

Blah blah blah.. Like I said young and horny and sexually curious. It's a bad combination.
Never tried anything like that, could be painful, and dangerous.
I might be able to stick my willie into the vac if flaccid, but once I engorged it may be a problem getting it back out. I envision what the ER doc, or paramedics would think with that scenario.

I did hear a story from work where a certain female found that she could get off by snuggling up to an electric hopper vibrator.... One of my buddies caught her in the act. The footprints in the dust were proof!
04/29/2016
DancerKittyKat DancerKittyKat
Quote:
Originally posted by BlackOrchid
Ugh, ...OK...

Sharpie marker
Brush handle
Some kind of toy drum stick thing
A "scalp" massager
The shower head

Blah blah blah.. Like I said young and horny and sexually curious. It's a bad combination.
Yes, the brush handle is classic. My hairbrush had one of those gel handles and I used to use that to pound my vagina - interesting sensation. I would also use the handle to practice deep throating... You do what you can! Thank goodness for actual sex toys!!
05/03/2016
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