Remote vibe which is not loud!

Captivating topic discussions on Remote control vibrators:

Long Distance: First Meeting
I've found a guy I really click with, and - despite promising myself I would never do another online thing again - he lives in England. He's going to.

Long distance group chatting with partners?
I am probably going to get a Google+ account for the sole purpose of doing threeway video chatting with my two partners while we're apart. Has anyone.

How many of you have actually worn a remote control vibe or egg out in public?
We do so at parties and even when shopping sometimes. He, of course, holds the control!!!

What is the best wireless remote controlled vibrator?
I'm looking to get one for my boyfriends birthday. I'm not sure if I want to buy the vibrating panties, or just a bullet.

Long Distance?
How many people here have a long distance relationship? Or one that randomly calls for it? (Due to business trips, etc)

I will caution you, I wouldn't truthfully describe any of remote controlled vibes as "silent". The inherent workings make them difficult to manufacture as quiet toys..

The boditalk escort is probably the quietest I know - it has a very small wired controller, but has a selectable mode that starts it vibrating whenever anyone around you sends or receives a call or text message. As a previous poster mentioned, the inherent workings lend themselves to volume, sadly.

Having just reviewed this toy, I can tell you with certainty I wouldn't take it to my office. Unless your computers are really loud and can drown out the vibration sound (or you have a closed office, or work in an open space where there's a fair amount of noise). If you have a tiny radio in your office mind you, office wear shouldn't be a problem... I realize what I wrote may not be entirely encouraging regarding this specific egg, but if you're worried about getting a defective item like I think I did, I would encourage you to read the return policy: link