MiMi II is in my cart, taunting me... leering at me.
I don't need it. I have the Uma, and my love for the Uma burns like the fire of 10,000 suns. It beats every other vibrating toy I've ever tried on all fronts. Nothing beats the vibrations. Strong, not buzzy but not overly rumbly, focused but not pinpoint, never numbing, always great through pressure. The silicone is lovely, it holds a charge for freakin' ever, and it's so lovely to look at.
And that's why MiMi is in my cart. What if my Uma dies? What if a bear breaks into my apartment and eats it? What if lightning strikes while it's charging and it explodes? What if there's a nuclear blast and it doesn't survive? How would I survive with only a dozen backup vibrators to my name? OBVIOUSLY buying a MiMi would prevent such a horrible situation.
I DON'T NEED IT. I still haven't tried vixskin or wood, clear purchasing priorities, yet MiMi sits in my cart.
I should buy Raquel first, right? Or a Hardwood dildo?
...Or a MiMi that I don't need?
(I want the damn MiMi.)
(I don't need it.)
(WHAT ABOUT THE BEARS?)
I don't need it. I have the Uma, and my love for the Uma burns like the fire of 10,000 suns. It beats every other vibrating toy I've ever tried on all fronts. Nothing beats the vibrations. Strong, not buzzy but not overly rumbly, focused but not pinpoint, never numbing, always great through pressure. The silicone is lovely, it holds a charge for freakin' ever, and it's so lovely to look at.
And that's why MiMi is in my cart. What if my Uma dies? What if a bear breaks into my apartment and eats it? What if lightning strikes while it's charging and it explodes? What if there's a nuclear blast and it doesn't survive? How would I survive with only a dozen backup vibrators to my name? OBVIOUSLY buying a MiMi would prevent such a horrible situation.
I DON'T NEED IT. I still haven't tried vixskin or wood, clear purchasing priorities, yet MiMi sits in my cart.
I should buy Raquel first, right? Or a Hardwood dildo?
...Or a MiMi that I don't need?
(I want the damn MiMi.)
(I don't need it.)
(WHAT ABOUT THE BEARS?)