Sooo... talk me out of buying MiMi, please?

Contributor: Positwist Positwist
MiMi II is in my cart, taunting me... leering at me.

I don't need it. I have the Uma, and my love for the Uma burns like the fire of 10,000 suns. It beats every other vibrating toy I've ever tried on all fronts. Nothing beats the vibrations. Strong, not buzzy but not overly rumbly, focused but not pinpoint, never numbing, always great through pressure. The silicone is lovely, it holds a charge for freakin' ever, and it's so lovely to look at.

And that's why MiMi is in my cart. What if my Uma dies? What if a bear breaks into my apartment and eats it? What if lightning strikes while it's charging and it explodes? What if there's a nuclear blast and it doesn't survive? How would I survive with only a dozen backup vibrators to my name? OBVIOUSLY buying a MiMi would prevent such a horrible situation.

I DON'T NEED IT. I still haven't tried vixskin or wood, clear purchasing priorities, yet MiMi sits in my cart.

I should buy Raquel first, right? Or a Hardwood dildo?

...Or a MiMi that I don't need?

(I want the damn MiMi.)

(I don't need it.)

(WHAT ABOUT THE BEARS?)
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Contributor: Positwist Positwist
UGH LOOK AT THIS:

Your Balance:
6749 points

And my cart:
MiMi
Color: Black

Subtotal: $67.49

It's like the toy gods will it to be so.
03/23/2012
Contributor: Chirple Chirple
I like MiMi better than Uma for clitoral use. >.>

*cough*
03/23/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
On one hand, you can always order one right when your Uma gets eaten by a bear and just do a buyout on the new Mimi. On the other hand, the Gods are telling you to do so.
03/23/2012
Contributor: underHim underHim
Quote:
Originally posted by Positwist
MiMi II is in my cart, taunting me... leering at me.

I don't need it. I have the Uma, and my love for the Uma burns like the fire of 10,000 suns. It beats every other vibrating toy I've ever tried on all fronts. Nothing beats the ... more
Dont fight it. Come over to the dark side
03/23/2012
Contributor: Positwist Positwist
Quote:
Originally posted by Chirple
I like MiMi better than Uma for clitoral use. >.>

*cough*
I actually really love the handle for no reason I can put my finger on. I don't expect MiMi to necessary be better, just... more of the delightful, fabulous same.

Annnd I'll be away from my magnificent stash of toys from April to June, so MiMi seems awfully travel friendly what with it's wee size and more discreet shape...

Ryuson, I'm not sure how you expect me to go like, what, three whole days while I wait for shipping? Let's be reasonable, now.
03/23/2012
Contributor: mpfm mpfm
Quote:
Originally posted by Positwist
UGH LOOK AT THIS:

Your Balance:
6749 points

And my cart:
MiMi
Color: Black

Subtotal: $67.49

It's like the toy gods will it to be so.
The toy gods have spoken. Do not dare to disobey or they will destroy all your existing toys. You don't want to mess with the toy gods.

I have Mimi and love her, but feel an intense need for Uma. I say buy both and enjoy.
03/23/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Yeah, I have three Wahls in my house because of Bear attacks. You never know.
03/23/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Well I mean if the point gods are willing it to be so, you can't argue with them
03/23/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Yeah, I have three Wahls in my house because of Bear attacks. You never know.
Dang bears, always rooting through your sex toys when you're not looking!
03/23/2012
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Rin (aka Nire)
Dang bears, always rooting through your sex toys when you're not looking!
Then lying there with their eyes glazed over and you're going, "Oh, shit. I'm gonna have to wash that vibe in bleach!"
03/23/2012
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
The original mimi, which you have in your cart it seems, is on a great sale. You might as well.
03/23/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
It is a great deal. If I had to do it over again, I would not purchase Mimi, but she just didn't work for me. She has for many others though. Uma has more power. I love her. I would marry her, if I could. I told a friend yesterday, I plan on buying 100! Like P'Gell said them damn bears.
03/23/2012
Contributor: Nazaress Nazaress
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
The original mimi, which you have in your cart it seems, is on a great sale. You might as well.
No, she has the new Mimi in her cart. Everything on the site is 25% off today if you use SEXYU25 so that's the price of the Mimi II on sale.
03/23/2012
Contributor: wrmbreze wrmbreze
Quote:
Originally posted by underHim
Dont fight it. Come over to the dark side
Yes, come to the Darkside.. MiMi is awesome!
03/23/2012
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
I just used the MiMi with my new Uma last night... It was heavenly!
03/23/2012
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
As much as I encourage you to welcome a Hardwood dildo into your collection, it's clear the gods have spoken.

Hmmm... Why don't I have an Uma in my stash?
03/23/2012
Contributor: Positwist Positwist
The craziest thing just happened.

I ran out to grab some groceries, and I left my front door open, storm door closed (small town).

When I came back, sure as shit, there was a bear lumbering through the door.

She went straight to my computer, snorting and snuffing, and bought the MiMi (yes, the new one). In purple. To match my Uma. She even remembered to include free toy wipes.

Weirdest bear attack ever.
03/23/2012
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Positwist
The craziest thing just happened.

I ran out to grab some groceries, and I left my front door open, storm door closed (small town).

When I came back, sure as shit, there was a bear lumbering through the door.

She went straight to ... more
Awesome bear is awesome.
03/23/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Then lying there with their eyes glazed over and you're going, "Oh, shit. I'm gonna have to wash that vibe in bleach!"
Honestly, it's hard to get any masturbating done with all these bears around.
03/23/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by Positwist
The craziest thing just happened.

I ran out to grab some groceries, and I left my front door open, storm door closed (small town).

When I came back, sure as shit, there was a bear lumbering through the door.

She went straight to ... more


That is hilarious.

Tuesday, you need Uma!
03/23/2012
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
Quote:
Originally posted by Positwist
The craziest thing just happened.

I ran out to grab some groceries, and I left my front door open, storm door closed (small town).

When I came back, sure as shit, there was a bear lumbering through the door.

She went straight to ... more
Oh no! I guess that you'll have to get it now!
03/23/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
... Somehow this went from a toy discussion to a bear discussion.

I fucking love Eden.
03/23/2012
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
Awesome bear is awesome.
And helpful
03/23/2012
Contributor: charletnarouh charletnarouh
Yay bear. And toy gods. Because clearly they sent the bear to place the order for you. I just ordered mine this morning and I'm psyched. Between buyout assignment and points it was a sweetheart deal. Can't wait for it to get here.
03/23/2012
Contributor: Positwist Positwist
Update!

That bear who broke into apartment and bought the MiMi was a wise one. I love the toy, AND my Uma did actually crap out on me and need to be exchanged (it was glitchy when I got it, but I wanted to see how things would shake out). Crisis averted.

So the moral of story is, I guess, listen to the toy gods and/or bears? I don't know.
03/30/2012