What am I missing?

Let's go through what I have....

G4 Tiger- brilliant design, my clit is not a fan of the head
G4 The Big Boss- my g-spots heart throb, my clit loves it, my wrist? It hurts!
Zini Ran- don't like due to my clit doesn't like it, and not waterproof, g-spot loves it
Lelo Isla- don't mention this to me!!! Bad toy! Bad toy!
Jopen vr6- whimpy clit arm, my clit loves the big motor (insertable portion) my g-spot loves it, only not a fan of how it is bendy.

And the Uma and Jopen vr9 should be arriving by the end of the week. So I'll have more to report after it arrives!!!

But here is the question... I am looking on advice for future toys to look at. I have recently discovered that rabbit style vibes are not that bad and I will consider them, but I do prefer two separate toys. And I am looking for toys that are rechargeable (universal), waterproof (NOT splashproof, water resistant) and oodles of deep thumpy stuff.

So EF experts.... what do you suggest that I add my collection? less

Good question!

I'm wishing there was a duplicate of the Vr8 that isn't flexible at all. I've heard that this might be the Uma, though, so I'll wait to hear what you think of it!

(PS---what made Isla so bad? It never really appealed to me... but that bad? Really?) less

I know. I've been oogling the vr2 and the vr8 and the vr9 since I received my vr6. The only reason I went with the vr9 is because the strong motor end is not bendy.

That sounds kind of a weak reason to buy a toy, "I bought this toy only because it is not bendy". But I agree with you!!!

And I really wanted the vr2 because it just look swell!!! And like so many other g-spotting toys out there and thought VOILA!!! That could be it!!! But I wanted pressure on my g-spot. I am not fragile, nor is my g-spot. So something bendy won't work and that is the main reason I use my vr9 pretty much 99% on my clit only and not on my g-spot.

Mmmm.... might have to start a thread about that for Jopen... they do say they listen to customers.

Ok the Isla, I wrote a lot of it down in my review on the him. Basically, it's not that good a quality toy as I'd have expected from Lelo. I am one of those shoppers who can get over a fair bit and always give a brand/company another chance. With Lelo? I don't think it would be possible to get over these points.

1) the plastic finish (silver) chips away and if it chips away while in use? I don't think I'd want paint chips stuck up my snatch. I wonder if I could make pearls because of them though?

2) that crease... like so many others I thought, well what the hell, I can just use a toy brush (tooth brush) and get right in there and all will be fine. SOOOOO not the case. Because of the way the seam is, you just cannot get everything and as a result? I got a nice little infection that left me in some not so pretty places for quite a number of days.

3) It's not "thick" I know that sounds a little weak, but I have found toys where I don't get that feeling of fullness just don't work. It hits my g-spot well enough, but it just requires too much "elbow grease" or manual labour to get the pressure just where it want it. Most other toys because of their thickness are much easier to manipulate and move because they are a little thicker.

4) This toy has put me off all Lelo products for the number two reason of.... BUM BUM BUM.... it's vibrations. I love and adore deep thumpy vibrations and I am so very glad that most companies with each new version that they come out with get deeper and deeper. But this Lelo toy, for 155USD? What am I paying for?

On a "deep" scale, from deep to buzzy (deep being first of course):
vr6
Fun Factory G4 series
Fun Factory G3 series
Zini Ran (BUT only when both motors are going, and unfortunately, that is one of the things I dislike about the toy, it's like an earthquake in my hand NOT on my g-spot)
Better Than Chocolate
Lelo Isla is tied with my Duo Obsession by Evolved Novelties.
Mood Powerful Vibrator
Couture Amante
Fairy Mini Wand (wicked buzzy!!!)

So you can see on my scale, that the Isla is a really "light"... I think I know how to explain it... think of birds. With the Jopen being a big condor wing flap. It displaces a heck of a lot more air than say a humming bird that has to flap it's wings a heck of a lot more. And yes, the Fairy Mini is the humming bird in this example!!!

So my fourth reason, is I was just not happy with the motor. With all the hype of Lelo, I was expecting a fantastic uber high quality toy. Instead I got a dud.

The Isla sits in his box in my bigger box of toys labelled, "Not Worth it Toys".

Hope this helped a little!!!! less