It's no secret. I'm a toy whore. I fucking love toys. I gladly buy toys, when affordable, just to tell people what I thought of them! When I found out about getting toys for free or at a discount in exchange for a review, I nearly had an O just thinking about it. Kidding. Mostly.
A little back story, I had quiet the collection of toys building up and my husbands ferret found and ate $300 worth. He's lucky to be alive.
Anyway, I'm waiting to hear back about a free assignment for lingerie and I decided that I would look into the buyout section to see if I could talk my husband into getting a cheap toy, too.
And what is on the first page?! The fucking We Vibe 4 App Only!! That makes it 104.30 with the buyout discount. So, I'm trying not to sob over how I am unable to afford that at this moment when Eden sends me a pop up "Hey! You can use 5.20 worth of points on this item!"
That makes the entire total $99.10. Ninety Nine Dollars and Ten Cent!! Why, oh, why am I a poor, broke toy whore who only wants top quality stuff?!?
-end rant and goes to cry in a corner-
A little back story, I had quiet the collection of toys building up and my husbands ferret found and ate $300 worth. He's lucky to be alive.
Anyway, I'm waiting to hear back about a free assignment for lingerie and I decided that I would look into the buyout section to see if I could talk my husband into getting a cheap toy, too.
And what is on the first page?! The fucking We Vibe 4 App Only!! That makes it 104.30 with the buyout discount. So, I'm trying not to sob over how I am unable to afford that at this moment when Eden sends me a pop up "Hey! You can use 5.20 worth of points on this item!"
That makes the entire total $99.10. Ninety Nine Dollars and Ten Cent!! Why, oh, why am I a poor, broke toy whore who only wants top quality stuff?!?
-end rant and goes to cry in a corner-