What's your favorite euphemism for your vagina?

Contributor: Honooko Honooko
I've seen a few new ones lately that got me thinking about all the hilarious euphemisms there are for vaginas and breasts. Do you ever call your vagina a nickname? Even if you don't, are there some that particularly amuse you?

I refer to mine affectionately as my lady-garden. And my pubes are the fence to my lady-garden. Boobs are just The Girls. XD

Tell me your favs, and not-so-favs!
10/07/2011
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Contributor: Vanille Vanille
Cute!

I'm fond of 'ladybits/parts' 'girlybits/parts' 'down below' myself. Sometimes I'll just flat out say vagina, why not? Technical term for it, don't be shy to throw it around.

'Pussy' is one word I used to dislike, but I'm getting more comfortable with.
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Contributor: Rarity Rarity
Mine is my lady garden too! I don't have names for my boobs though, now that would be a bit silly.
10/08/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
I call it my "pussy" or my "cunt", and my tits are my tits. I have no use for flowery euphemisms. On the other hand, there's a song that amuses me to death because it seems to make creative use of euphemisms to sing about relationships and sex while sounding perfectly innocent: "Walk This World"- Heather Nova
Examples being:
"I'm not touched but I'm aching to be
I want you to come-- walk this world with me"

"And I see you in the garden and I feel you plant the seed"

No idea if that was the actual idea of the song, but it certainly seems to be.
10/08/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I usually just say vagina in everyday conversation. I tend to say pussy if I am talking dirty.
10/08/2011
Contributor: wrecklesswords wrecklesswords
When my girlfriend and I aren't in the mood we usually refer to ours as "vag" and when we're in the mood it's "pussy."

Otherwise I've been known to refer to it as lady garden, rocket socket, and others that I can't think of right now.
10/08/2011
Contributor: RosesThorns RosesThorns
The term Va-jay jay makes me giggle ... which is what my sister calls it...

But I generally stick with Vag or Pussy unless I am feeling like being a dork, then its my bajingo.

My tits are the twins.
10/10/2011