How do you clean off after sex?

Contributor: link82 link82
My boyfriend likes to tease me about my excessive washing after we have sex. He's quick to clean up while I basically take a full bath! I am curious to know how others clean off and how long they take (on average).
04/15/2011
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Contributor: LennaKieran LennaKieran
My wife and I usually both take showers. The way I see it, if we didn't make big mess, we didn't do it right.
04/15/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
use the wet bath towel laying on the bed from our shower before sex. Nothing like falling asleep smelling like my wife.
04/16/2011
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
If we're going to bed afterwards, our clean-up involves perhaps licking the sweat off of each other. He usually doesn't even pull out when we're done.

If we have other things to do afterwards (i.e. it's during the day or in the morning), we'll both shower (often not together).
04/16/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
Usually I'll use some tissues or some baby wipes, and he'll do the same. Sometimes if it's especially messy we'll have to actually wash up, but very rarely do I feel the need to ever take a full shower. In fact, I try to avoid that, because I feel like I'm washing "us" off of me. (If that makes sense.)
04/16/2011
Contributor: CandidKinkster CandidKinkster
Quote:
Originally posted by link82
My boyfriend likes to tease me about my excessive washing after we have sex. He's quick to clean up while I basically take a full bath! I am curious to know how others clean off and how long they take (on average).
Depends. Usually I just sort of wipe myself off with a washcloth, but if it was a particularly sweaty session, or for some reason we got dirty in another manner *winks* then we'd both probably hop in the shower.

Great question!
04/16/2011
Contributor: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
We always wipe with a very hot wash cloth - it feels great and it helps remove the lube and other fluid bonding residue. Then go to the toilet to help avert a potential UTI.
04/16/2011
Contributor: (Re)tired Stripper (Re)tired Stripper
If I am going to roll over to sleep, I just take a pee and use one of these cranberry-infused wipes I got that really refresh me when I feel too warm and gooey to fall asleep.

Sometimes if we are going somewhere proper, we use a condom. I get funny about the sex smell and feel when I'm doing something professional or dealing with extended family and the like.
04/17/2011
Contributor: Pixel Pixel
I just wipe off with either a hot washcloth (dear gods, they feel amazing on your crotch after sex!) or a babywipe and then use the restroom. I don't seem to be prone to UTIs, so that's enough.
04/17/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
It really depends on how messy things get. Usually just a wipe down with a wet wash cloth is fine.
04/17/2011
Contributor: padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by link82
My boyfriend likes to tease me about my excessive washing after we have sex. He's quick to clean up while I basically take a full bath! I am curious to know how others clean off and how long they take (on average).
we sometimes shower together. Sometimes I enjoy a bath afterwords. Or we just clean off sometimes using soap and water.
04/17/2011
Contributor: Lithaewyn Lithaewyn
We haven't gotten messy enough yet to need a full shower, but a hot wash cloth should be enough. Sometimes we'll rinse off in the tub by just running the water, if say one of us gets ejaculate on us. Ejaculate can be difficult to remove sometimes.
04/17/2011
Contributor: mandiegk mandiegk
It depends on what we will be doing afterwards. If we are just going to bed than I just wipe off with a wet cloth, but if there is any chance we'll be leaving the house we both shower.
04/21/2011
Contributor: extrafun extrafun
I ussually just put my under wear back on because she has lick me clean. She goes to the bathroom and im not sure what she does.
04/21/2011
Contributor: Naughty Student Naughty Student
If it's sweaty sex, we shower. If not, wipes or a damp cloth does it for me.
04/21/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Well, we never get sweaty, but I still take a full shower and bath afterwards, usually not immediately as I don't always have time, but within an hour or two later I bathe. Not that it gets nasty or anything and never gets any odor, but I just think it's cleaner to wash well afterwards.

He usually showers the same time every day so he just waits for his next shower lol.

Sometimes, if we're in a hurry, but I would rather clean off before leaving, I just keep my clothes on (except my underwear and jeans) and I fold my top over my chest and squat in the bath tub, let it get an inch or 2 full and then scrub it all real good, rinse with the wonderful detatchable hose & maybe get a little overly excited and spend a minute or two with the hose lol and then dry off, and out the door! It's easy and quick!
05/16/2011
Contributor: Liz2 Liz2
Usually just a wipe with a wet wash cloth but if it has been a long sweaty session, we shower usually together.
05/16/2011
Contributor: froggiemoma froggiemoma
warm rag or if things get really messy shower
05/16/2011
Contributor: newfoundlust newfoundlust
Quote:
Originally posted by link82
My boyfriend likes to tease me about my excessive washing after we have sex. He's quick to clean up while I basically take a full bath! I am curious to know how others clean off and how long they take (on average).
Depends on how much time we have and how "vigorous" we have been. Anything from a quick towel off to a full shower/bath.
05/16/2011
Contributor: daniel and frances daniel and frances
Quote:
Originally posted by link82
My boyfriend likes to tease me about my excessive washing after we have sex. He's quick to clean up while I basically take a full bath! I am curious to know how others clean off and how long they take (on average).
Depends on what's happening next. If we are just laying around cuddling then just a quick spruce up works. Otherwise I shower and leave.
05/16/2011
Contributor: kelaaa33wish kelaaa33wish
Normally a wipe down, but if its really messy a shower.
05/16/2011
Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
depending, sometimes i take a cloth and wipe down and sometimes i just jump in the bathtub.
06/03/2011
Contributor: dbm6907 dbm6907
I usually use the restroom right afterwards and do a simple wipe down that way I can hurry back into bed for some cuddling
06/06/2011
Contributor: clp clp
A quick rinse-off.
06/06/2011