Would you use this dildo?

Contributor: RedGlitter RedGlitter

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SCARY!

Hello, all my women folk!
I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.

I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!

What is YOUR first thought?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Wow, awesome--I would love to try that!
2  (2%)
Interesting…might be fun.
16  (12%)
Not my thing.
69  (53%)
…Holy crap…no, no…never…
33  (25%)
Other ('cause)
10  (8%)
Total votes: 130
Poll is closed
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Contributor: WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
"Dick sword"
02/09/2013
Contributor: Mikemanz Mikemanz
hmmmm...really doesn't look that unusual to me...
02/09/2013
Contributor: chelly411 chelly411
I'd be willing to try it.
02/09/2013
Contributor: Breas Breas
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
"Dick sword"
That's what it looks like to me too LOL! I don't find it scary though.
02/09/2013
Contributor: novanilla novanilla
I would use it if it was made of another material, but I saw that item a week or so ago and it is made of rubber, so I wasn't interested.
02/09/2013
Contributor: marriedlady123 marriedlady123
Wow...not quite my thing!
02/09/2013
Contributor: FLIPxMODE FLIPxMODE
never
02/09/2013
Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
Billy club
02/09/2013
Contributor: sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
Not my thing
02/09/2013
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
It's the perfect weapon to whack a burglar!
02/09/2013
Contributor: KinkyNicki92 KinkyNicki92
i would keep this in my house to beat the shit out of someone with.. no thanks.
02/09/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by RedGlitter

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SCARY!

Hello, all my women folk!
I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.

I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!

What is YOUR first thought? ...
would be fun if it wasn't so damn long
02/09/2013
Contributor: captainsgirl captainsgirl
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
"Dick sword"
bahahahahha
02/09/2013
Contributor: HarlequinBunnie HarlequinBunnie
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Originally posted by KinkyNicki92
i would keep this in my house to beat the shit out of someone with.. no thanks.
Second the motion. Put a note on the front door that says:

"Enter at your own risk! I have a Dick Sword and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Hey that might work. Ha ha ha
02/09/2013
Contributor: Rory Rory
To big for me!
02/09/2013
Contributor: LadyJiyae LadyJiyae
Quote:
Originally posted by RedGlitter

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SCARY!

Hello, all my women folk!
I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.

I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!

What is YOUR first thought? ...
The handle is pretty weird looking, but it's designed for one party to use on another, so the design itself makes sense. They could have made it a bit more realistic though.
02/09/2013
Contributor: LadyJiyae LadyJiyae
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
"Dick sword"
Reminds me of that Hollywood Undead song and their reference to their "Gentleman Swords" bwhahaha!
02/09/2013
Contributor: TrenchcoatHunters TrenchcoatHunters
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Originally posted by RedGlitter

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SCARY!

Hello, all my women folk!
I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.

I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!

What is YOUR first thought? ...
Hell no
02/09/2013
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
I'd be willing to try it
02/09/2013
Contributor: karay123 karay123
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
"Dick sword"
^ this!
02/09/2013
Contributor: The Vixen The Vixen
Quote:
Originally posted by WhoopieDoo
"Dick sword"
^ Lol, that's great.
This toy's not really my kind of thing.
02/09/2013
Contributor: falalena falalena
Quote:
Originally posted by RedGlitter

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SCARY!

Hello, all my women folk!
I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.

I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!

What is YOUR first thought? ...
no thanks...
02/09/2013
Contributor: laflauta laflauta
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
It's the perfect weapon to whack a burglar!
Haha! I don't think that burglar would ever return.
02/09/2013
Contributor: JennSenn JennSenn
Get a pair and have a dick sword fight. Actually, there's two more versions on this thing.
02/09/2013
Contributor: Incendiaire Incendiaire
I don't find it attractive.
02/09/2013
Contributor: Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Quote:
Originally posted by novanilla
I would use it if it was made of another material, but I saw that item a week or so ago and it is made of rubber, so I wasn't interested.
novanilla, Tantus has some silicone versions, link and link If they weren't out of stock, I'd try one on sale.
02/09/2013
Contributor: VeganChick (is Gone) VeganChick (is Gone)
I don't care for realistic dildos, and I definitely don't care for that.
02/09/2013
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
Oh heck no! I don't like realistic dildos at all.
02/10/2013
Contributor: charmedtomeetyou charmedtomeetyou
no thank you!
02/10/2013