Hello, all my women folk! I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.
I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!
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Hello, all my women folk! I just came across this and I am wondering what you all think.
I, personally, would be terrified if my fiancé bought this for us!
What is YOUR first thought?
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Yuck! Sorry but it's hideous to me. I always find realistic toys to be really huge turn offs though. I don't use them because they really turn me off & also because my partner and I aren't ever apart for long periods, so I'd never have a use.
I don't see how it's THAT unusual. But, no, I wouldn't because I don't like texture on dildos and I'm not interested in the "hard ramming" style play the handle is meant for.
I can't say I've ever had the urge to attach a sword handle to any of my dildos, though. I might be more into it if the handle also wasn't flesh-colored... and I could convince my partner to dress up like a pirate.
"Yarr, I be here to plunder yer booty!"
"Not with that thing."