A Nasty Sex Shop Horror Story (Or, How Curiosity Killed My Libido)

Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
I should have known better, but I am simply too curious for my own good. The sex shop in question has been a staple of my city since the 80s. It was once located downtown, but was forced to close its doors after it was discovered that the owner was keeping a black book of contact info for local prostitutes and passing that info on to interested customers. After a change of ownership, the store reopened on a busy street in a somewhat distressed part of the city. It was common knowledge that the video arcade in the back attracted some characters, and that the police were often busting men for indecent exposure and public lewdness, including a former state senator. I should have taken this shady reputation as a warning to avoid the place like the plague, but I couldn't resist seeing the inside of this place for myself.

Many moons ago, before I discovered EF, I took a trek with my husband to the shop. We had to park on a side street, walk up an alley, and enter through the back. I must tell you that if I hadn't been accompanied by my husband, I would never have walked up that alley alone. It was far too creepy. Inside the store, I was greeted by a rather disinterested employee sitting behind a counter. The sales floor of the shop was surprisingly small. The majority of the space was most likely dedicated to the video arcade booths, which were down a dark hallway opposite the entrance door. The first thing I noticed about the place was the smell. The whole store reeked of stale cigarettes and rubber. The place was not clean either. The small number of toys hanging from pegs on the walls were as old as the hills. Seriously, I am talking about deteriorating jelly toys that were probably there when the store opened. Nasty. The VHS and DVD shelves were totally picked over. By far, the grossest part of my visit was what I saw on the book and magazine rack. This is one of those stores that buys and sells used books, magazines, and movies. That's not usually a problem, but some of the used magazines had discolored, wrinkled pages as if they had been wet at some point. Use your imagination.

Needless to say, we high-tailed it out of there. I felt like I needed a hot shower with lots of antibacterial soap when I got home.

I know that my city can't be only one with these types of establishments, so if you have a sex shop horror story, let's hear it!
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Contributor: married with children married with children
there are lots of hole in the wall shops like this in town here. You can see what kind of s*^t holes they are from the outside. Hookers hanging around the outside on the streets. I have never been inside, and rarely do I even drive past.
08/17/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
my home town didn't get a sex shop till my sr yr of hs. it was a starship. i've been in a couple of times w/ friends & alone. ours isn't that bad, but could do w/ a few more toys.
08/17/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by married with children
there are lots of hole in the wall shops like this in town here. You can see what kind of s*^t holes they are from the outside. Hookers hanging around the outside on the streets. I have never been inside, and rarely do I even drive past.
That sounds even worse! At least there are no prostitutes hanging out in front of the place in my city. However, from what I've heard, the booths in the store are a popular cruising spot.

A Lion's Den Adult Superstore opened near the highway a few years back. That store is quite nice and the staff is well-trained and friendly. I can imagine the only thing keeping the other store in business is the video arcade, because they sure aren't selling nice merchandise.
08/17/2011
Contributor: LaLaLouise LaLaLouise
Similar situation here. I'm actually the manager of a sex shop and we don't have arcades (and keep our store very clean and well-stocked), but our competitor half a mile down the street do. It must be their bread and butter, because the store is dimly lit, dusty, creepy, the sales people are usually not friendly, and I've heard horror stories about women being sexually harassed by the EMPLOYEES!
08/17/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by LaLaLouise
Similar situation here. I'm actually the manager of a sex shop and we don't have arcades (and keep our store very clean and well-stocked), but our competitor half a mile down the street do. It must be their bread and butter, because the store ... more
I am not surprised. My brother went to a shop that has video arcades. This shop also sold smoking paraphernalia (which is why my brother went). When my brother was going into the store, he saw a guy grab a roll of paper towels from his vehicle and head straight for the video arcade. Needless to say, my brother was pretty grossed out. A guy would have to quite a creep to so brazenly waltz into a place like that with obvious intent of committing a lewd act.
08/17/2011
Contributor: Elaira Elaira
I feel REALLY lucky to work in the store I do. We're really upscale, have tons of new and interesting things, we're bright, clean, and not gross in any way. A lot of people comment on how nice it is in here.

Our other store in the next town over, however, is much like the one described earlier. My boss has started working a few days a week over there and tells me how incredibly gross it is. He said there were cum stains on the ceiling where the video booths used to be, there were sticky magazines and movies, and toys that had been sitting there since 2007. Our store here just opened last year, but that one has been there since the 70's.

My boss even told me that he wouldn't allow me to work there. I think I would end up nauseated for a week if I did.
08/17/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by Elaira
I feel REALLY lucky to work in the store I do. We're really upscale, have tons of new and interesting things, we're bright, clean, and not gross in any way. A lot of people comment on how nice it is in here.

Our other store in the next ... more
Cum stains on the ceiling? Nasty!
08/17/2011
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
I've actually been in 3 or 4 of the ones in my town (none with arcades) and was surprised by how pleasant they were!
08/17/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by Elaira
I feel REALLY lucky to work in the store I do. We're really upscale, have tons of new and interesting things, we're bright, clean, and not gross in any way. A lot of people comment on how nice it is in here.

Our other store in the next ... more
My store is upscale and lovely, too. I can't imagine working in such sketchy places.
And.. cum stains on the ceiling?! Dear god.
08/17/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
O~kay, that's just gross. I haven't been in many sex shops, and thankfully none so far have been as bad as that. My biggest complaint with most would be the lack of variety when it comes to toys (Eden, you've spoiled me!). Otherwise they've all been clean and well-lit, and the staff have all been friendly or at least respectful.

I can't imagine how I'd feel if I stumbled upon a shop that was dark and dirty. Probably would go straight home and take a scalding hot shower. Sheesh. And if the staff turned out to be a bunch of creepers... well, then I'd probably just find a corner to cry in.
08/17/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by toxie m
My store is upscale and lovely, too. I can't imagine working in such sketchy places.
And.. cum stains on the ceiling?! Dear god.
I couldn't fathom working in a nasty place either, especially if part of my job was to clean in the video arcade area. Mopping up strangers' spooge = WORST. JOB. EVER!
08/18/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
There are several here in my city. Some are very upscale and nice - they seem to be the ones that cater more to women; and some are VERY seedy and in bad areas. (But, I have to say that none of them have the same kind of selection EF has, and their prices are a bit higher than EF also.) I wonder if the difference is which gender the particular store caters too?
08/18/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
OMG! I can only imagine how horrifying! Wow! That's awful. Lol I live in a rather conservative area where there are no sex shops for about an hour's drive and I've never been brave enough to enter more than 2 of them that were totally clean and not those adult stores that have no windows. Lol.

But I have came across nasty mags where the crotches of the ladies had been white and rubbed holes in them. Where clearly they too had been wet and that caused the ink to go away and left it white and then it turned into little holes! EEEEWWW! I was really grossed out. Lol
08/19/2011
Contributor: LaLaLouise LaLaLouise
Our store caters to men, women, and couples equally. We have a large selection of DVD's, nicely organized by genre. We have lingerie, men's clothing/underwear, enhancement products, lube, massage oils, some fetish products, various vibes, pocket pals, couple's toys, some magazines, and we also sell pipe products. It really amuses me how sometimes someone will walk in to shop for themselves and their spouse, saying he or she was too shy to come in. You'd think it would just be wives sending their husbands in, but a lot of the time it's the other way around!
08/19/2011
Contributor: Angelica Angelica
I live in the middle of nowhere, where the police raided Spencers and took all the sex toy products (seriously, 2000 items), leaving me with one store. It is mostly dedicated to porn, and nothing I would be interested in (its aimed ad dudes). They have some decent toys (Doc Johnson being as high end as it gets) but its overpriced and kinda shady. The employees are fun to BS with when shopping though, so I stop in every now and again. Definitely not my first choice if i had one....

Someone in a town nearby tried to open a new adult shop but got closed down in a week and are facing jail time for opening the store. Not even for keeping a black book of prostitutes.
08/19/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
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Originally posted by Angelica
I live in the middle of nowhere, where the police raided Spencers and took all the sex toy products (seriously, 2000 items), leaving me with one store. It is mostly dedicated to porn, and nothing I would be interested in (its aimed ad dudes). They ... more
That's such BS that people can go to jail for just opening an adult-oriented business.

Honestly, I don't now what type of clientele would be attracted to the sleazy sex shops. I would think even most reasonably intelligent men would be grossed out by these places. As I stated before, a lot of creepers go into the video arcade to jerk off. There are so many options for acquiring porn today that jerking off in the privacy of one's home should be easy. I honestly think the guys who continue to frequent these types of establishments get off on being in public and exposing themselves to others in the establishment.
08/19/2011