I'M A MAN WHO BEEN USING DILDOS FOR A WHILE BUT AFTER JOHN FOR SO LONG , JUST HAD TO TRY SOMTHIING MORE FILLING . HAD TRIED BAM SOME YEARS BACK BUT DID NOT LIKE THE TEXTURE. THE NEW BAM IS GREAT . AND NOW THAT MY ASSPUSSY IS SO USE TO THE HEAD IT'S GREAT . BUT I LIKE TO USE PENTY OF LUBE. FIRST A FUSH OF THE ASS THEN JELL AND ANAL LUBE INSIDE, SOME ANAL LUBE ON BAM . STRAP THAT BIG BOY TO MY WOOD BOTTOM CHAIR LAYED BACK ON THE SOFA AND IT'S A ASS FUCKING DELITE ALL NIGHT LONG. ALL I NEED A WOMAN FOR IS TO EAT HER PUSSY.
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Constructive discussions on Relistic vagina:
Vaginal Douche?
Would anyone say that its safe and probably even cleanly to get one while on your period? Sometimes I wonder if it would help speed my period along...
Has your vagina ever become swolen after sex or fingering?
If I get fingered very hard and rough, which I like, sometimes my vagina gets swollen. It's mostly in the lip area or my clit. I was with my partner
Your favourite vagina slang?
We've all got 'em -- favourites that is -- and I wanna hear 'em. Er, read 'em.
If your Vagina is somewhat sensitive, which type of Lubricant is better to use?
I've been curious to know which lubricant I'd be better off purchasing. What I mean by sensitive is, I personally have a low immune system and am more
Vaginal balls - do different sizes make a difference?
Hey all. I have a question about vaginal balls, so I'm hoping someone will be able to shed some light on this for me. I own a set of Smart Balls...
Vaginal Douche?
Would anyone say that its safe and probably even cleanly to get one while on your period? Sometimes I wonder if it would help speed my period along...
Has your vagina ever become swolen after sex or fingering?
If I get fingered very hard and rough, which I like, sometimes my vagina gets swollen. It's mostly in the lip area or my clit. I was with my partner
Your favourite vagina slang?
We've all got 'em -- favourites that is -- and I wanna hear 'em. Er, read 'em.
If your Vagina is somewhat sensitive, which type of Lubricant is better to use?
I've been curious to know which lubricant I'd be better off purchasing. What I mean by sensitive is, I personally have a low immune system and am more
Vaginal balls - do different sizes make a difference?
Hey all. I have a question about vaginal balls, so I'm hoping someone will be able to shed some light on this for me. I own a set of Smart Balls...
07/30/2009
FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK!
Seriously. Is this post for real?
Seriously. Is this post for real?
07/30/2009
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If it is, I am at a loss for words.
Originally posted by
Juliettia
FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK!
Seriously. Is this post for real?
Seriously. Is this post for real?
07/30/2009
Quote:
I was wondering the same thing...
Originally posted by
Juliettia
FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK!
Seriously. Is this post for real?
Seriously. Is this post for real?
07/30/2009
THAT TOTALLY ROCKS FILLITUP! CONGRATS! WOOHOO! LOL.
07/30/2009
rofl. CAPSLOCK MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS!
07/30/2009
"Asspussy" is my new favorite word.
07/30/2009
Quote:
lawl
Originally posted by
Backseat Boohoo
"Asspussy" is my new favorite word.
07/30/2009
Quote:
That is a good one
Originally posted by
Backseat Boohoo
"Asspussy" is my new favorite word.
07/30/2009
Some dudes just like all caps, I guess
07/30/2009
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lol
Originally posted by
Backseat Boohoo
"Asspussy" is my new favorite word.
07/30/2009
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Sounds like dom behavior, to me.
Originally posted by
Victoria
Some dudes just like all caps, I guess
07/31/2009
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I was in need of a good laugh, and then I read this! Thanks!
Originally posted by
Backseat Boohoo
"Asspussy" is my new favorite word.
07/31/2009
Is this a product of Emiril's? BAM! ( There is a surgical procedure to fix asspussy. Its called an anterior/posterior repair.)
Does BAM fill you up more than SPAM?
Does BAM fill you up more than SPAM?
07/31/2009
DAMMIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A POST ABOUT BAM MAGERA"S BUTT. Total buzzkill ... I haz a sad.
Dude your capslock is stuck
Dude your capslock is stuck
08/01/2009
victoria_
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(1)This is unacceptable / Against the Expectations of Conduct
08/02/2009
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Wow.. link spam much?
Originally posted by
victoria_
oh shit...
link
link
08/02/2009
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Apparently so since I just noticed there is an identical one on the "Smells on Silicone" thread today.
Originally posted by
Valyn
Wow.. link spam much?
08/02/2009
If you think that this is a blast read the comments on my review of the Thick Tool apparently there are many out there. I'm still cracking up every time I'm revisiting this.
08/03/2009
Quote:
LOL! Oh, wow - those are some funny comments
Originally posted by
Chou Wang
If you think that this is a blast read the comments on my review of the Thick Tool apparently there are many out there. I'm still cracking up every time I'm revisiting this.
08/03/2009
Quote:
We should start a best of I can't stop laughing again...
Originally posted by
Sammi
LOL! Oh, wow - those are some funny comments
08/03/2009
@Chou OMG those are special comments. Anal play and end of the world, all in one place! YES!
My new goal is to include the following phrase in my next review:
"IT'S A ASS FUCKING DELITE ALL NIGHT LONG."
because hold me back, that totally sold me on this bad boy.
My new goal is to include the following phrase in my next review:
"IT'S A ASS FUCKING DELITE ALL NIGHT LONG."
because hold me back, that totally sold me on this bad boy.
08/03/2009
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Oh man, that's the title of my next dildo review.
Originally posted by
Red
@Chou OMG those are special comments. Anal play and end of the world, all in one place! YES!
My new goal is to include the following phrase in my next review:
"IT'S A ASS FUCKING DELITE ALL NIGHT ... more
My new goal is to include the following phrase in my next review:
"IT'S A ASS FUCKING DELITE ALL NIGHT ... more
@Chou OMG those are special comments. Anal play and end of the world, all in one place! YES!
My new goal is to include the following phrase in my next review:
"IT'S A ASS FUCKING DELITE ALL NIGHT LONG."
because hold me back, that totally sold me on this bad boy. less
My new goal is to include the following phrase in my next review:
"IT'S A ASS FUCKING DELITE ALL NIGHT LONG."
because hold me back, that totally sold me on this bad boy. less
08/03/2009
You keep forgetting what Fluteboy said.
...its not about your pleasure.
...its not about your pleasure.
08/04/2009
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I can't begin to tell you how sad it makes me that I never get comments like those.
Originally posted by
Chou Wang
If you think that this is a blast read the comments on my review of the Thick Tool apparently there are many out there. I'm still cracking up every time I'm revisiting this.
08/04/2009
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Look, that's extremely simple to explain. The dominating colour of "happy" pills is kinda pinkish. These pills are causing disruption in communications with interdimensional aliens and therefore everything of other colour than flesh is avoided.
Originally posted by
Miss Cinnamon
I can't begin to tell you how sad it makes me that I never get comments like those.
Hmmmm... reading all that I believe I forgot to take mine.
08/04/2009
I hope Fluteboy returns
08/04/2009
I am so glad that I clicked on this forum post. Seriously.
And it made me even happier to have clicked on the review of the Thick Tool.
My favorite? This line: "when your the slave of a interdimensional being you will see the triangle in the sky... the mothership, as large aS A SHOPPING MALL JUST FLOATING IN THE SKY...."
And it made me even happier to have clicked on the review of the Thick Tool.
My favorite? This line: "when your the slave of a interdimensional being you will see the triangle in the sky... the mothership, as large aS A SHOPPING MALL JUST FLOATING IN THE SKY...."
08/26/2010
Holy fuck Fluteboy. Please come back. This thread is wonderful, too.
08/26/2010