BAM FILLS MY ASSPUSSY

Contributor: FILLITUP FILLITUP
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I'M A MAN WHO BEEN USING DILDOS FOR A WHILE BUT AFTER JOHN FOR SO LONG , JUST HAD TO TRY SOMTHIING MORE FILLING . HAD TRIED BAM SOME YEARS BACK BUT DID NOT LIKE THE TEXTURE. THE NEW BAM IS GREAT . AND NOW THAT MY ASSPUSSY IS SO USE TO THE HEAD IT'S GREAT . BUT I LIKE TO USE PENTY OF LUBE. FIRST A FUSH OF THE ASS THEN JELL AND ANAL LUBE INSIDE, SOME ANAL LUBE ON BAM . STRAP THAT BIG BOY TO MY WOOD BOTTOM CHAIR LAYED BACK ON THE SOFA AND IT'S A ASS FUCKING DELITE ALL NIGHT LONG. ALL I NEED A WOMAN FOR IS TO EAT HER PUSSY.
07/30/2009
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
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07/30/2009
Contributor: Juliettia Juliettia
FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK!

Seriously. Is this post for real?
07/30/2009
Contributor: Airlia Airlia
Quote:
Originally posted by Juliettia
FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK!

Seriously. Is this post for real?
If it is, I am at a loss for words.
07/30/2009
Contributor: Liz Liz
Quote:
Originally posted by Juliettia
FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK!

Seriously. Is this post for real?
I was wondering the same thing...
07/30/2009
Contributor: Oggins Oggins
THAT TOTALLY ROCKS FILLITUP! CONGRATS! WOOHOO! LOL.
07/30/2009
Contributor: Valyn Valyn
rofl. CAPSLOCK MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS!
07/30/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
"Asspussy" is my new favorite word.
07/30/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
"Asspussy" is my new favorite word.
lawl
07/30/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
"Asspussy" is my new favorite word.
That is a good one
07/30/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Some dudes just like all caps, I guess
07/30/2009
Contributor: spicywife spicywife
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
"Asspussy" is my new favorite word.
lol
07/30/2009
Contributor: Raven Raven
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Some dudes just like all caps, I guess
Sounds like dom behavior, to me.
07/31/2009
Contributor: Raven Raven
Quote:
Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
"Asspussy" is my new favorite word.
I was in need of a good laugh, and then I read this! Thanks!
07/31/2009
Contributor: deceased deceased
Is this a product of Emiril's? BAM! ( There is a surgical procedure to fix asspussy. Its called an anterior/posterior repair.)

Does BAM fill you up more than SPAM?
07/31/2009
Contributor: imp imp
DAMMIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A POST ABOUT BAM MAGERA"S BUTT. Total buzzkill ... I haz a sad.

Dude your capslock is stuck
08/01/2009
Contributor: victoria_ victoria_
oh shit...

link
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    This is unacceptable / Against the Expectations of Conduct
08/02/2009
Contributor: Valyn Valyn
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Originally posted by victoria_
oh shit...

link
Wow.. link spam much?
08/02/2009
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
Quote:
Originally posted by Valyn
Wow.. link spam much?
Apparently so since I just noticed there is an identical one on the "Smells on Silicone" thread today.
08/02/2009
Contributor: Chou Wang Chou Wang
If you think that this is a blast read the comments on my review of the Thick Tool apparently there are many out there. I'm still cracking up every time I'm revisiting this.
08/03/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Chou Wang
If you think that this is a blast read the comments on my review of the Thick Tool apparently there are many out there. I'm still cracking up every time I'm revisiting this.
LOL! Oh, wow - those are some funny comments
08/03/2009
Contributor: Chou Wang Chou Wang
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
LOL! Oh, wow - those are some funny comments
We should start a best of I can't stop laughing again...
08/03/2009
Contributor: Red Red
@Chou OMG those are special comments. Anal play and end of the world, all in one place! YES!



My new goal is to include the following phrase in my next review:

"IT'S A ASS FUCKING DELITE ALL NIGHT LONG."

because hold me back, that totally sold me on this bad boy.
08/03/2009
Contributor: Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
Quote:
Originally posted by Red
@Chou OMG those are special comments. Anal play and end of the world, all in one place! YES!



My new goal is to include the following phrase in my next review:

"IT'S A ASS FUCKING DELITE ALL NIGHT ...
Oh man, that's the title of my next dildo review.
08/03/2009
Contributor: Chou Wang Chou Wang
You keep forgetting what Fluteboy said.

...its not about your pleasure.
08/04/2009
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Chou Wang
If you think that this is a blast read the comments on my review of the Thick Tool apparently there are many out there. I'm still cracking up every time I'm revisiting this.
I can't begin to tell you how sad it makes me that I never get comments like those.
08/04/2009
Contributor: Chou Wang Chou Wang
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I can't begin to tell you how sad it makes me that I never get comments like those.
Look, that's extremely simple to explain. The dominating colour of "happy" pills is kinda pinkish. These pills are causing disruption in communications with interdimensional aliens and therefore everything of other colour than flesh is avoided.

Hmmmm... reading all that I believe I forgot to take mine.
08/04/2009
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
I hope Fluteboy returns
08/04/2009
Contributor: Hannah Savage Hannah Savage
I am so glad that I clicked on this forum post. Seriously.

And it made me even happier to have clicked on the review of the Thick Tool.

My favorite? This line: "when your the slave of a interdimensional being you will see the triangle in the sky... the mothership, as large aS A SHOPPING MALL JUST FLOATING IN THE SKY...."
08/26/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
Holy fuck Fluteboy. Please come back. This thread is wonderful, too.
08/26/2010