"What was your most embarrassing sexual experience?"
Everyone has at least one absolutely humiliating sex (or masturbation) story that immediately comes to mind if they are asked this question. I figure we might as well make the most of our embarrassment by sharing the laughs together, right? Otherwise, that shameful moment would have happened in vain! Haha.
I'll give you guys one of mine to start off. My most current ex-boyfriend had gone off to his father's house for the evening, so I decided that I was going to just take a little time for self-love while he was gone. There I was with the porn streaming from my new 65" Samsung t.v., my groovy tunes playing, lights dimmed, lube out, and my freshly charged EF vibrator. My session started out vanilla missionary style, but I quickly got bored and decided to assume the face-down-ass-up position so I could really put in some work, right? Things were rocking along, and I had climaxed like 3 times before I was feeling nice and relieved. However, I wasn't even thinking about the fact that I had been working for like 16 hours straight that day, so before I knew it, I was startled out of a deep drooling sleep by my ex with my ass still straight up in the air, my vibrator sticking out of my privates vibrating at the highest and loudest setting, and my face squished into a drool-covered pillow. Not only was it my ex, but it was also his sister, and they were both laughing so hard they were crying. I was mortified. I can only imagine what that looked like to walk in on.
Everyone has at least one absolutely humiliating sex (or masturbation) story that immediately comes to mind if they are asked this question. I figure we might as well make the most of our embarrassment by sharing the laughs together, right? Otherwise, that shameful moment would have happened in vain! Haha.
I'll give you guys one of mine to start off. My most current ex-boyfriend had gone off to his father's house for the evening, so I decided that I was going to just take a little time for self-love while he was gone. There I was with the porn streaming from my new 65" Samsung t.v., my groovy tunes playing, lights dimmed, lube out, and my freshly charged EF vibrator. My session started out vanilla missionary style, but I quickly got bored and decided to assume the face-down-ass-up position so I could really put in some work, right? Things were rocking along, and I had climaxed like 3 times before I was feeling nice and relieved. However, I wasn't even thinking about the fact that I had been working for like 16 hours straight that day, so before I knew it, I was startled out of a deep drooling sleep by my ex with my ass still straight up in the air, my vibrator sticking out of my privates vibrating at the highest and loudest setting, and my face squished into a drool-covered pillow. Not only was it my ex, but it was also his sister, and they were both laughing so hard they were crying. I was mortified. I can only imagine what that looked like to walk in on.
