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Ever had a toy you wish you could return?

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Contributor: Miss Anonymous Miss Anonymous
You ordered it.
Got it.
Used it.
Hated it.

But it was to late becuase you used it. Now everytime you come a cross it, you think "What a fucking waste you were".

If you have, what was the name of it?
06/19/2011
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Contributor: MaryExy MaryExy
I wish I hadn't gotten the Lelo Ella, but I don't get mad at it. It was only like $40, I've wasted more...
06/19/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Fun Factory Astrovibes Taurus. I thought it'd be my new go-to vibe because of the great reviews but it was a bit larger than I'd expected, the silicone more unforgiving and I found the texture painful. I used it maybe 3 times and now it just sits in the drawer.
06/19/2011
Contributor: newlady newlady
The we-vibe II. I find it frustrating to use - it's next to impossible for me to switch settings with one hand and without taking it out.
I was very disappointed; I really didn't consider it to be a "cheap" toy either.
In the drawer it sits....
06/19/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by newlady
The we-vibe II. I find it frustrating to use - it's next to impossible for me to switch settings with one hand and without taking it out.
I was very disappointed; I really didn't consider it to be a "cheap" toy either.
In the drawer it sits....
Ahh yeah. That too. We tried ours twice and I just felt like it was in my way more than anything. It's better for "making love" but my boyfriend and I tend to like to fuck. Slow and gentle feels alright but once we get into it even a bit, out goes the We-Vibe
06/19/2011
Contributor: salaciousrex salaciousrex
A couple of the random bullets and a cock ring I've ordered that I thought would be crazy intense and fun turned out to be crappy and cheap :/
Now they sit in a box.. unused and unloved.
06/20/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
too many to name. That is why I got involved in the toy review program. I hate spending money on something just to be dissapointed. Toy, tool, or food. I hate wasting money.
06/20/2011
Contributor: indiglo indiglo
Yes I have. It's really frustrating. I hate wasting money too. But now I've learned more about what is going to work for me and what isn't. I read reviews and if there aren't many I'll set my alert so I can wait and read new ones that come in. I try to be pretty sure now before I order.
06/20/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Passion Double Play. I might have given it a few more tries if something inside hadn't started crackling after my second use.

And while I don't necessarily hate it, I might have returned my Silver Impulse, too. It's not a bad toy, I just don't use it too much.
06/20/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
I returned a sling because it basically was painful for me to use and there were no fluids on it. We gave it a good, solid effort though. EF does have a return policy.
06/20/2011
Contributor: Janis Janis
The Lelo Tor. I read so many reviews about it and the similar Lelo Bo, as well as so many other cock rings, thinking I'd make one pricey purchase and get a good, lasting cock ring both my boy and I would like. Not so. It's too tight on him, slides around, and when it DOES stay in place, it's nowhere near my clitoris! Then, if it manages to magically hit the right spot, the hard plastic grinds painfully into soft tissues.

Lost the receipt, couldn't return it... ...so now I have a $90, vibrating hunk of junk that sits in its little box on my nightstand. I thought about wrapping it in fabric and turning it into a vibrating cat toy, but my cat's skittish and she would probably just run in fear. Plus, I don't want her attacking my other vibrators. +-.-+;
06/21/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
I've had a couple of little things, nothing that expensive. But Eden does have a great return policy, if it doesn't work for you you may be able to return it even if used.

link
06/21/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
The second toy I ever bought was the Rabbit Pearl. It was a huge disappointment. Never got me off even once. Didn't really do much for me at all. Fortunately, my first toy was great. If the Rabbit Pearl had been my first sex toy experience, I think I would have given up on sex toys altogether. It was such a waste of money.
06/21/2011
Contributor: lexical lexical
What a great post! For me, the worst one is the Zini Roae. I was SO excited to receive it and it just does not work for me at all. The insertable portion is way too long for my anatomy and the arm doesn't get anywhere near my clit. It's also loud and has a horrible grindy noise when it's vibrating on patterns. It's so pretty, but that's really about the only thing going for it.

Please keep in mind sex toy recycling! Your unused toys don't have to sit and gather dust. You can mail them in to ScarletGirl and receive a $10 credit for each box you send in.

I wish so much that EF would start a recycling program!
07/09/2011
Contributor: Jenyana Jenyana
Yeah... several, in fact.

A recycling program sounds awesome... though it would be too late for some of my toys. I've recently binned all of my jelly toys. I grew disenchanted with how hard it was to clean them and tired of having to use them with condoms. I don't care if silicone toys are three times as expensive; I'm not buying jelly toys again if I can help it.

I removed the vibrator core of tose who had one and binned all the rest, wrapped in paper and tied together so it wouldn't show if the bag was accidentally split open. Wouldn't want my landlord finding out the remains of my dildos, after all. ^^U
07/11/2011
Contributor: emiliaa emiliaa
Nahhh not really. But recycling would be really cool anyways, if ever I get bored/find replacements for my old toys.
07/11/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
My very first jack rabbit i wrote a review on here about it! paid like 35 but with shipping it was like 40. i was all excited to i spent days figuring out what rabbit to order after i saw one used on a lesbian video thought that it would be awesome. got it used it mayb 3or4times and i hate it! had it for 2years and still dunno what to do with it! wish i had a girlfriend who wanted it!
07/11/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
i have one. or ten. actually my first rabbit- it was jelly and way too overdone (and 40$!!!! for jelly!!!!!)

i'm kind of a toy snob so anything less than premium silicone is considered absolute waste to me. lol
07/12/2011
Contributor: Nice to Eat you Nice to Eat you
A few rubber and pvc dildos, once we got some silicone...they were second class citizens
03/14/2012
Contributor: Brandonn Brandonn
You do know there is a forum here to list used or new toys? The classified section. For me, no. So far i have been fortunate. I have about 10 toys. I do lot's of research before buying.
03/17/2012
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Anonymous
You ordered it.
Got it.
Used it.
Hated it.

But it was to late becuase you used it. Now everytime you come a cross it, you think "What a fucking waste you were".

If you have, what was the name of it?
Icicle No. 4. Won it in a gift bag thing. Hated it.
03/17/2012
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Unfortunately yes.
03/18/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I've had one that I wanted to return at first but then decided I liked it later on.
03/18/2012
Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
Cole ryder sensafirm dildo. Too thick.
03/18/2012
Contributor: bayosgirl bayosgirl
Not yet!
03/18/2012