The First Time You Saw a Penis/Vulva...

Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
What was your reaction the first time you saw the genitalia of the opposite sex in person (not porn/pictures)? What were you thinking? What did you say/do?

My first time seeing a penis was pretty hilarious, at least to me, looking back. I had a train of ridiculous thoughts going through my head up to and including "That isn't going to fit." I'm pretty sure the first thing I said was "You lied to me! No way that's 'only average'!"
10/13/2011
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
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First time, question 3 - where did he cum?
from my other questions, it sounds like most girls got their first man of by hand. where did he cum?
10/13/2011
Contributor: True Pleasures True Pleasures
Pretty much "Oh, so that was an actual size picture." That was the first time I saw my husband's penis in person. I was just getting pics of it before. Still have them, too.
10/13/2011
Contributor: Coralbell Coralbell
The first time I touched a penis stands out a lot more in my mind. All I can remember thinking is that it felt really hot in my hand. It was dark, so I couldn't actually see it. We fooled around in the dark several times before I actually saw it in the light. I was pretty used to it by then and didn't think much of it.
10/13/2011
Contributor: Ryuson Ryuson
It was probably my father, he and my mum slept naked so it wasn't unheard of for them to stay that way for a bit after waking up
10/13/2011
Contributor: KrazyKandy KrazyKandy
I was in like first grade and I accidentally walked in on another class mate peeing.
10/13/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
My brother and I had baths together when we were super little, so not counting that, of course.

So... my brother and two male cousins and I were playing Truth or Dare in the woods... probably ages 7, 6, 5, and 5? And I think it was my brother who dared my cousin to show his penis. I wondered if I was supposed to turn around, but I didn't... it made me really confused, because my brother was not circumcised but my cousin was. So I was curious about why it was "shiny" at the tip... and also kind of proud that I had seen a penis.




The first time I saw an erect penis was almost a decade later, and a whole 'nother ballgame
10/13/2011
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Gah, I was blessed with the horrendous naked-parent-walking-r ound-the-house scenario. I thought a penis was pretty ridiculous looking flapping around like that lol.
10/13/2011
Contributor: LQ LQ
Trying to remember my first time besides bathing with male best-friend as a kid. At that point, I thought girls were boys turned inside out. Also my friend couldn't get straight that boy parts & girl parts had different names. He'd say something about his penis & my penis. I'd inform him that I had a vagina. So then he'd say his vagina & my vagina. LoL.

Hmm. Really can't think of my first non-porn view offhand. I had mostly guy friends growing up & we skinny-dipped & I'm sure I saw them peeing. I'm guessing it was kinda no biggie to me until the first time I saw one in a sexual context. Dicks are just kinda funny looking until you find out what sort of fun things they do. *shrug*
10/13/2011
Contributor: TheSlyFox TheSlyFox
When I first saw my first penis, I gasped and giggled...I always thought a penis looked weird! (though, now i don't!)
10/13/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Well actually the first time I saw a penis is not a good memory. I do remember seeing it. I do not remember what I was forced to do. I was really very young(4ish) and he was my grandfather. At least this is the first time I can remember, I more than guarantee I was abused sooner.
10/13/2011
Contributor: LQ LQ
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Originally posted by Beck
Well actually the first time I saw a penis is not a good memory. I do remember seeing it. I do not remember what I was forced to do. I was really very young(4ish) and he was my grandfather. At least this is the first time I can remember, I more than ... more
I'm so sorry you went through that, beck. *hugs*
10/13/2011
Contributor: M121212 M121212
My first best friend in the world was a boy, so I saw his penis at a pretty early age. I honestly don't remember the first time I saw it. I probably saw my father's penis as well at some point. Again, can't remember anything specific. I think it was explained to me and that I understood that it's just that boys have one thing and girls have another.
10/13/2011
Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
My mom used to but all three of us (my brother, my sister, and I) in the bath together when we were little. Honestly, I didn't think about it much. I didn't even think much about it when I first saw my first boyfriend's penis.
10/13/2011
Contributor: zensgirl10 zensgirl10
My uncle and his wife moved in with us for awhile when I was younger and I walked in on him taking a bath and it scared me to death. I didn't see another one until my first time and it scared the $#!t out of me I thought no way it is going to feel good.
11/10/2011
Contributor: hyacinthgirl hyacinthgirl
The first one I saw would have been when I was about 6, and a friend of mine, a boy about 5, pulled down his pants and peed into the creek behind my house. My reaction was "It looks like a Vienna sausage. That must feel weird."

The first time I saw one in a sexual context, I was 19, and I still thought it looked weird. Only now it felt weird too.
11/11/2011
Contributor: Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
Are we talking in pictures or real life?
Because I've seen pictures on the internet when I was younger, and I remember trying to figure out how it worked, and that it looked so disgusting.

I still think they're kinda gross looking, but I like them a lot more. Lol
11/12/2011
Contributor: SaMiKaY SaMiKaY
The first penis I saw that wasn't in porn was my baby cousin's when I would change his diapers. To be honest, when I saw it for the first time I thought it looked tiny and odd!

I was 18 when I saw a fully erect penis... I remember my eyes getting really big, and noticing it was very silky feeling but not much else.


Now, the first time I saw an uncircumcised penis was HILARIOUS! They will forever be a "snake with a hood" to me =D
11/12/2011
Contributor: geliebt geliebt
Well, the first time I ever ever saw a penis was my little brother's (as children like running around sans pants!) which I really didn't think much of at all.
In an adult situation, I was just turned on. I had already seen plenty of porn so it wasn't a surprise or anything, I was just excited!
11/13/2011
Contributor: TameTemptress TameTemptress
My reaction was pretty much wondering what to do with that thing (I had noooooooooo experience at all, all I knew was to penetrate...didn't know how to give him a hand job or anything) and I think I actually commented "That is going to HURT!" haha...
11/13/2011
Contributor: Maxx Maxx
I was shocked. Only because of who it was.
11/16/2011