Gummy peckers - gags by Pipedream - review by OhDarlin

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Eat a bag of dicks!

These candies are good for a practical joke, a silly present, or in my case, a strange tradition among friends. I'd recommend these not for their awful flavor but for the fun that comes with a box of gummy peckers.
silly, fun and whimsical, good value for your money
tastes kind of terrible
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So gummy peckers have become a particularly important part of my role playing groups weekly routine. Every time someone fumbles a roll, they have to eat a dick. It is juvenile and fun, and while the candy does not taste great, there's something enjoyable about a group of grown men and women yelling eat a bag of dicks at one another.

I have several friends who also have their own family traditions regarding gummy peckers. They make really good gag gifts to give in addition to a real gift. They are also fun to eat in public and wait for people to start giving you funny looks. I have several boxes around my house that we pass around whenever a penis joke is made, or someone complains about sex. At some point, I dropped a gummy pecker on the floor where my cat promptly picked it up and wandered around the house with her prize. There is nothing quite like the sight of a cat wandering around your house with a gummy penis in its mouth.

Although I have not tried it yet, there's been a big surge of people making vodka soaked gummy bears. I imagine these gummy dicks might be an even better gag gift if they are soaked in alcohol. Additionally, you can use them like other gummy candies and include them in cupcakes, cookies, and other baked goods. I'd recommend keeping these separate from food items in the house if you have kids just in case they decide to take their new found gummy treasure to school for snacking.

This candy is fun, silly and can be the start of something entertaining for friends and open minded family. There is a good number of gummy peckers in this package and for 5$ I could not ask for a better deal.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Play party
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • General
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    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • Food
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  • dv8
    Tastes terrible? How do they taste compared to normal Gummy Bears?
  • OhDarlin
    not very good. They're kind of bland. Like really stale dots.
  • Highmaintenancegirl916
    thanks for the review.
  • Falsepast
    XD that title has me dying
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