I was really excited to get this toy. The photos looked beautiful and as with everything Evolved, I knew the color would be bright, vibrant, and true to the picture.

It's made of TPR(TPE) and needs to be used with silicone or water based lubes. It's a 7 on the safety scale (which means you should use a condom if you're sharing it) and is Latex free/Phthalates free/Hypo-allergenic.

It's meant to be able to stimulate many different areas at once - you can bend it to suit you and/or your partner as illustrated on the back of the box. There's both internal and external stimulation during masturbation or you can use it during sex with your partner - though, it may be a very very snug, maybe even painful, fit for some people. Though I did not try it anally, I thought after using it, because of the size of the head of the toy and the wire being strong enough to stay where bent, it might be enjoyable for experienced-size anal toy aficionados.

On first opening the box, I don't know why but I had it in my head it would smell like jelly toys smell but there was no odor at all. It's very, very smooth to the touch and it felt cool in my hands when i first removed it from the box. It's a very exciting experience to open it because of the smooth texture of the material.

Even though there aren't any ridges on the toy, the steep slope from tip to the most bulbous part of the head and down to shaft of the toy was very enjoyable once I was relaxed enough to let it in. The first time I tried to put it in was extremely difficult and a bit painful. I realized I needed to take it slow very quickly!

The Measurements are: Length:8 3/4", Insertable length:8", Circumference:3 1/2", and Diameter:1 1/4" though, because of the bendable nature of the toy, it's really up to you how "long" it is. The cord is fairly short, in my opinion. It's not something you're going to get away from and it could get in the way during couple's play.

The combination of the smooth and flexible outer shell with the rigid skeleton of the wire was really enjoyable. I truly thought it would loosen up and move out of the shape I bent it in, but it stayed exactly where i put it (though I did change the shape quite a few times).

The greatest part of this toy, to me, is the adjustable shape and length. It's far too long for me when straight, but when I bent it a few different ways, I finally found a perfect length for me. The size of it was daunting at first and after the first few painful times, I was ready to give up, to be honest.

I used the flicker tip for clitoral stimulation for a while and alternated between inserting a little of the tip and going back up to my clitoris until I felt relaxed enough to gently push it in. After that, it was smooth sailing.

I'm torn between saying it's for beginners and up because of the low power of vibration I feel the toy has, and saying it's for more advanced users because of the size. I am still sore this morning (10am) and I used it last night (11pm).

As for its appearance, this isn't something you'll want to leave sitting out when you have guests over. It's very clear what it is, even without the packaging. The colors are so bright, there's no disguising it. It's not discreet at all and even without the batteries in the pack, you might not want to take it in flight luggage. I'd personally be afraid because of the wire inside combined with the shape of the toy, but it's definitely small enough when folded in half to easily pack into a travel bag for a drive.

This is, by far, the reason for my title and my low-ish rating of the toy. There are 7 described settings to the toy and the vibrations are located two places. The toy is waterproof and, though I haven't tried it in the water yet, I plan to and will include that in a follow-up review. Also, as an addendum, it says the toy is waterproof but I would not put the controls in the water, the thought makes me nervous. I'm not quite sure why, maybe because the box does not specify that both are waterproof.

The 7 functions are all pretty much the same, and the only difference I could tell was between low, high, and pulsating/rolling. I do have other toys with different functions and I can easily tell what it's doing or how long the intervals are on a pulsating/rolling setting, but I could not tell at all with this one. Even the pulsating settings just felt like a standard vibration. I was totally unimpressed with this feature.

The controls are located on the front of the control box and, if you're using this during masturbation, you can easily turn the toy off accidentally. It would be nice if the power button were on one side of the control box and the button to change the vibrations were on the other.

The power was so low and the changes were so unnoticeable that I'm wondering if my toy is defective, to be honest. While the power was low, the noise was ridiculously high in comparison. It's a high pitched buzzing and when I left it vibrating in another room, I heard it. It wasn't loud enough to be heard across the house, but it was there.

It's waterproof so it's very easy to clean. You can clean it with just warm water and a bit of soap. The packaging is fantastic. It's a hard plastic case that can easily be reused and if you have a toy drawer or cabinet, it stands up straight and doesn't take up a lot of room. You should only use silicone or water based lubricants and know you cannot disinfect it with boiling water.

The hard plastic case is wonderful. I do wish though that the instructions and text had been printed on the removable safety plastic because it's such a cute box but it says EVOLVED and BENDABLE YOU TOO in giant text. You're not going to take the box anywhere with you, but it is something you can keep your toy in and in your drawer or cabinet.

It's a two part case (a large clear top and a black plastic flat bottom with a lip) and could be great for storage but the plastic bottom on mine was broken when I received it so it will not seal, though if it was not broken, it would be great.