10 function self-pleasing "P" - sex toy by Cal Exotics - review by Rusty Shackleford

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E.T Phone Home o.O

In the end I tried something new and I liked it. I thought I would be ashamed of myself for doing something like that but I wasn't. It put a huge smile on my face and although I don't use it regularly it really does the job for me when the mood strikes.
Small so it's fairly easy to get in.

It packs a punch for the price
It ruined my childhood memories of ET.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
Upon receiving this toy, I had my doubts. I was a little scared if my friends found it and what they would think. I've always been the guy who's like "no way. Not in MY ass." but the more I read about prostate massages, the more my curiosity rose and I ordered one.

This first thing I noticed is the toy’s unique design. Most of the massagers I saw look like odd shaped dildos. I thought this one looked a little bit like ET's finger, so I can't look him in the eye anymore when I watch the movie, but that's A-OK after this experiment. The massager is made of plastic/PVC, the battery housing, power button, and the vibration selection button is all on the plastic tip. It takes an N battery, which is something I'd never seen before. Don't worry about hunting them down in your local grocery store immediately though, this thing comes with one on the house. The pleasure part (A.K.A. ET's finger) is made of PVC. so you can use water or silicone-based lube with it.

Next is the end result. I prepared myself pretty well along with the massager and I slowly, SLOWLY eased it in. If this is your first time trying something like this, I cannot stress how important it is to take it slow. If you rush it, you can get hemorrhoids, tearing, and all sorts of painful conditions, so please take that into consideration. Back on track, when I finally got it in (which was a totally new experience for me to say the least) I turned it on. My first instinct? My eyes sprung open and I gripped the sheets. It hadn't started feeling good it was just really... different? Anyways, after a few minutes of shifting it around I guess I hit the right spot and after a little bit of giving myself some hand love, I came the hardest that I had ever cum in my life. And there was lots of it. That experience felt like the first time I'd ever masturbated.
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My 10 function self-pleasing "P" tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • P-spot
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  • Jimbo Jones
    Any trouble cleaning? Sounds like it worked well for you. Thanks for the review.
  • LoveTies
    I love this review
  • Beneath The Bed
    Looks kind of something from the original "alien'!!
  • Rusty Shackleford
    No issues cleaning at all. rinse off with water, sterilize with rubbing alcohol and let it dry.
  • Silverdrop
    Good for you for not being afraid to try something new and sexy.
  • T&A1987
    great review and awesome user name. What happens when the real Rusty Shackleford shows up and asks for you to stop using his user name?
  • Rusty Shackleford
    I'll have to try and fake my death to escape him. o.O
  • ViVix
    Great title.
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