Not worth it

I'm almost sorry I spent money on this toy. I'll likely only use it to make sure I didn't overlook something and to post a follow up review. After I post my follow up review, I'll probably get rid of it. It's just not really worth it. Regardless of what you'd want this toy for, there are most likely better options.
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Pros
Easy to clean, easy to use buttons, great design idea
Cons
Didn't do what it was intended to do, wasn't powerful, did not provide pleasurable pressure
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is intended to be used as a P-spotting toy. Theoretically, you insert it, turn it on, and it is supposed to deliver stimulating vibrations directly to the prostate... Theoretically.

In practice, the toy is inserted, the vibration turned on, and then I move it around wondering if my prostate has somehow disappeared since the last time I checked.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

The toy is very flexible-- a lot more flexible than I had expected. I suppose I assumed it would be a "stiff" prostate toy. The texture is smooth (but holds on to lube pretty well). It doesn't have rough or sharp edges and seems well-finished.

The buttons are rubberized and easy to use, even with a hand covered in slippery stuff. As it's intended for anal play, it's non-porous and easy to clean with toy cleaner or soap.
    • Flexible
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I have to say that, in theory, this toy should work really well. Its design makes one believe that it will directly and accurately target the prostate, delivering body-shaking stimulation and giving you the time of your life.

In practice, the shape seems to work well, but all is for naught as the toy is too flexible to provide really good stimulation.

The fact that the handle is at something of a right angle from the part that will be inside your body is a great design decision and makes this toy very easy to use. It's easy to insert, easy to manipulate (although your options are a little limited if your hand is lubed up), and easy to turn on/off. The toy has two buttons: a power button and a button to change the vibration settings. I was very happy when I saw this, since I get frustrated having to either cycle through vibration choices before I can turn something off or having to figure out whether or not I held the button down for long enough for it to shut down.

All that being said, the toy is just too flexible. I couldn't seem to feel it against my prostate at all. I have a couple theories for why this is. Either 1) My prostate is super-prostate and is immune to lesser stimulation, 2) my prostate is located in a non-standard location and cannot be spotted with this toy, or 3) this toy just doesn't do it for me. I'm banking on "3". The toy is also very thin (about the circumference of my finger, give-or-take), which makes sense considering it's kind of shaped like a crooked finger.

This toy might be good for someone who is starting out using a vibrator as opposed to a stationary toy like an Aneros (although I believe Aneros products do a far better job of stimulating the prostate).
    • Beginner
    • Ergonomic

Performance

I didn't like this toy. The design is great, the shape is great, the idea behind it is great, but it didn't live up to expectations, and it felt like I had wasted my money. I'm sure this toy works for some people, but not for me.

The whole length of the toy vibrates when you turn it on, which means you do have some anal stimulation that isn't directed at the prostate. If I was looking for that, I'd have probably bought a vibrating plug. It's super flexible and doesn't seem to provide enough directed pressure. Again, I'd rather have just bought a plug.

I'm saddened by the idea that this toy looked ideal on paper, but then failed to do the one thing that I bought it for.
    • Multiple settings
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

The toy is intended for anal play and only anal play. I didn't use a toy cover or a condom on it, but it cleaned well with warm water and some soap. Toy cleaner will also work if used correctly. It's non-porous, so it didn't hold any smells or lube after I cleaned it.

For storage, I placed it in with the other things I own (a padded bin). I don't think you need to exercise any particular caution with this other than not slamming it around or crushing it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I still find that I don't get much pleasure from the self-pleasing "P." I still find it weak, small, and too flexible to provide enough pressure for me.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Trysexual
    I wondered about this one, but reviews seem to be unanimously bad..thank you.
  • Contributor: spiced
    Thanks for an excellent review of a less-than-excellent toy. I'll move on and continue my quest for a great P-spot toy!
  • Contributor: Allstars316
    Thanks for sharing. I will also pass.
  • Contributor: js250
    Great review--too bad the toy was not so great.
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: SexyRob
    Thanks for your review. Too bad the toy didn't live up to its promise.
  • Contributor: thebest
    hmmm
  • Contributor: sweisb4100
    Yeah, its creepy shaped...
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