Titanmen crankshaft - anal vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by jedent

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It's The Table Leg With Batteries!

Intimidating in size? Yes. A bit. But when you break it down to its smaller parts, like that it has three delicious little bulbs that vibrate in various spots along the road to your prostate, it might be worth a mid day shower to go check it out for yourself.
separate controls for bullets, 10 different vibrational patterns, totally manly
Material safety rating of 2/10
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is one heck of a huge toy. Crankshaft seems fitting for a name(and manly, as the toy is targeted toward men)and really, there is a market for MANLY toys that are marketed as MANLY since there are guys out there who think that anal play and prostate stimulation and anything going into their butt is "gay." My boyfriend for example was like this, but it's because he had been told this his whole life. Of course it isn't true, and it took several months of me explaining to him that "butt play isn't gay" for him to be comfortable enough to start experimenting with prostate stimulation.

The trick is to make it sound tantalizing.

Titanmen does a very good job of that with the Crankshaft. A big long probe with two individually controlled bullets right where you need them most--but this cowboy is one huge sucker. 11 inches never seems as big in your mind than it is in real life, and when this thing arrived we started measuring it up to the legs of my coffee table and night stands. It's a biggun.

Material / Texture

The texture of this PVC toy is smooth, and if you whip it around it flops back and forth but for it's regular use it stays put very well with just a but of give, making it comfortable and easy to work with. It gets a plus mark for not having any offending smell, and it's a low maintenance material (but not as safe as it could be, but we'll get to that in a second.)

Being smooth, you'll have an easier time inserting the bullets. Plus it comes with a little sample packet of water based lube! Made in Germany no less!

Design / Shape / Size

Like I said before, the Crankshaft is kind of a big deal. My boyfriend is new to anal stuff and was terrified of this thing--and that's okay, it is indeed quite scary looking. It is 14 inches overall but only 11 inches of it can be inserted, and though it is not flanged at the bottom, it's got quite a ways to go before you might lose this thing, and if you're using it how it's designed, losing it should not be much of a problem.

You've got three large bulbs on this thing. The top and the bottom contain bullets that are individually controlled. The middle bulb absorbs the action from the other two meanwhile, and the size is just slightly larger than the top and slightly smaller than the big bottom one.

The best part is that the bullets do tricks! The bullets have 10 different patterns, and you don't have to have the bullets on the same pattern at the same time! You can have Morse Code playing on your rectum while your prostate gets a flyby from a helicopter. Put them both on high and let it ride! Go for the sneak attack helicopter and the low vibe! The possibilities are up to you.

Care and Maintenance

PVC is easy to clean with just warm water and antibacterial soap or a toy cleaner. Use water or silicone based lube for this probe only.
Follow-up commentary
Makes an excellent back massager as well because of its length. It always feels a little greasy and sweaty though even after repeated washings. Still, the table leg with batteries is one of my keepers :)
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