Oh, sweet anus, torn and tattered... you were my friend when it really mattered. Rest in peace, old chum.

This was my first experience with a butt plug, and, good Lordy Lord! Apparently, it is NOT for beginners.

I cleaned out my anus, lubed up both my precious hole AND the toy, and tried to warm myself up first with my fingers (as per the advice of a butt stuff-loving friend). It was all in vain. I could only get the plugin about halfway down the bulb before I screeched and threw it across the bed. It was extremely painful!

Feeling like a failure at anal, I turned to my friend once more. He took one look at the toy and said "Good GOD, that thing is HUGE! I would NOT put that up my a$$."

He said that, if he WERE to try a toy as large as this one, it would need to have a more tapered end. It starts off wide and just keeps getting wider. Again: NOT for beginners. And, apparently, even "old pros" are a little wary of this one.

On the plus side, it's a beautiful-looking toy. It came in a dark red, faux velvet, bag. It's made of clear borosilicate glass and is easy to clean. The puff is faux fur, I'm pretty sure, but FEELS like real rabbit's fur. The puff is adorable.

Some issues with the puff; however, are that it's not glued onto the base very well and feels like it will fall off with any sort of continued use. Not to mention it can get a little messy when the toy is in action (no matter how hard you try to keep the lube JUST on the glass, it's gonna drip down...). This can be a bit of a pain when it comes to cleaning because you'll need to air dry it, and that means leaving a big ol' butt plug out in the open for a few hours while it dries. Don't plan on inviting your family over after you use it because they might spy it on your nightstand!

It's a nice-looking toy, and I'll probably keep it around as a jokey novelty item, but I am NOT going to try sticking it up to my anus again. Ouch.